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afkstorm

@afkstorm.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 👬Taken/Open. FF Top, Switchy for the rest. Biker & Gearhead He/Him (UD) 🏍️🧦 👟 🏈⚽️👊

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a PASS ✅ 🤤

afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 3d

This has such a Street Sharks vibe to it. 👌(Tho I did think Sharky and George at first)

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 9d

Want some more?
1. Cooler than Skiers 🤟🏻
2. Fall down, your legs don’t go in different directions.
3. Snowboard boots are wayyyy hotter than ski boots - evidenced by seeing guys in them at Folsom, but never ski boots.
4. Mittens! Dude!
5. Once you get the hang of it, it really does feel incredible

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 9d

I mean yeah it hurts to start….. but all the effort is worth it when you’re sliding down a mountain - stood up.
Deffo get some knee and ass pads.

Another reason to get more gear 👀

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 10d

I’m very happy with this. It’s the simple (machine washable) things 😊

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 13d

The taste real gooooood. Wanna lick?

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 13d

They taste mostly of cum

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · 13d

Cleats. Good foot, good on a tongue

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dbiker.bsky.social @dbiker.bsky.social · 14d

Am big scary MX dog! Rawr!

📸 @RallyPup

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NikeGearFoxy @nikegearfoxy.bsky.social · Aug 15

Kneel down you whore

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Sep 10

🥵 crazy hot. 💦

afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Sep 6

Given the scenario it sounds like it probably worth it and yourll smile with a naughty grin when you think about it

afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Aug 21

Good pig, nice size up

afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Aug 17

👋

afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Aug 15

Fittt 🥵

afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Aug 14

Bluesky should be able to register how hard I hit the like button. Sometimes my fingers hurt from a hard press.

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Aug 14

Go to the bathroom and seal your toilet lid down, use a lot of tape, then line up 5 glasses of water up in the fridge. Drink one every 30 minutes.

You’re not allowed to stop drinking them. It’s hot out, you’re thirsty, and your tight jeans are only getting tighter, I’m drinking along with you..

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afkstorm @afkstorm.bsky.social · Aug 14

Happens a lot now 😏

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