April || the tortured cyclists department
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argumentative antithetical dream girl and a pathological people pleaser
Starting a rumour about Mathieu van der Poel and Freddy Ovett
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Starting a rumour about Mathieu van der Poel and Freddy Ovett
Yippie ☺️
Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
She becomes the youngest woman in history to be inducted.
She becomes the youngest woman in history to be inducted.
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Yippie ☺️
Allez de ochtend goed begonnen met mijn kas op te fretten door de reacties te lezen op Torfs zijn blunder. De reacties zijn veel milder dan voor De Sutter en zeggen zelf expliciet dat VRT een ‘heksenjacht’ aan het doen is, en het ‘totaal niet vergelijkbaar is’ let De Sutter haar flater 🙄
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Allez de ochtend goed begonnen met mijn kas op te fretten door de reacties te lezen op Torfs zijn blunder. De reacties zijn veel milder dan voor De Sutter en zeggen zelf expliciet dat VRT een ‘heksenjacht’ aan het doen is, en het ‘totaal niet vergelijkbaar is’ let De Sutter haar flater 🙄
Me and my mom thought the northern lights things were fake and didn’t bother to watch and now we wake up seeing everyone their pics
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Me and my mom thought the northern lights things were fake and didn’t bother to watch and now we wake up seeing everyone their pics
a retiring coworker proposed to take everyone’s headshots in the department and since I don’t have any (semi)professional photos I said yes but man that’s quite confronting…. You mean I look like that? On a daily basis? 🤡
January 19, 2026 at 2:24 PM
a retiring coworker proposed to take everyone’s headshots in the department and since I don’t have any (semi)professional photos I said yes but man that’s quite confronting…. You mean I look like that? On a daily basis? 🤡
Mathieu his gf Roxanne posting a pic of Mathieu for his birthday where they’re in front of the 9/11 memorial, girl
January 19, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Mathieu his gf Roxanne posting a pic of Mathieu for his birthday where they’re in front of the 9/11 memorial, girl
Bro that’s literally my bike repair guy 😭😭😭
VIDEO - "Ongezien!": Dimitri Vanhoolandt wint BK bandenwissel in nieuwe recordtijd (en met aparte techniek)
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VIDEO - "Ongezien!": Dimitri Vanhoolandt wint BK bandenwissel in nieuwe recordtijd (en met aparte techniek)
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January 19, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Bro that’s literally my bike repair guy 😭😭😭
I don’t know what’s funnier, the caption with the picture implying he loves victor, his eyes and his smell or the “with kid” tag on the victor photo 😭
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I don’t know what’s funnier, the caption with the picture implying he loves victor, his eyes and his smell or the “with kid” tag on the victor photo 😭
Me overtaking all the pensioners on our towns quarterly Walking Day
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Me overtaking all the pensioners on our towns quarterly Walking Day
If you get into academia you have to take a mandatory class “how to ghost anyone who sends an email to you” and you cannot start until you pass
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 AM
If you get into academia you have to take a mandatory class “how to ghost anyone who sends an email to you” and you cannot start until you pass
people on Twitter talking about visma their training making Simon quit like I don’t think it’s insane of a team to expect someone who won a GT last year and was given leader positions in several races to… put in the work?
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
people on Twitter talking about visma their training making Simon quit like I don’t think it’s insane of a team to expect someone who won a GT last year and was given leader positions in several races to… put in the work?
Simon Yates when he discovered the twitter block button
a woman looks at a cell phone with a vase of flowers in the background
Alt: a woman looks at a cell phone with a vase of flowers in the background
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January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Simon Yates when he discovered the twitter block button
I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been a student in 6 months but have students always smelled this bad? Went to the library to pick up a book, pungent sweat odour. Supervised an exam and I thought I was gonna choke on the toxic fumes in the auditorium
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been a student in 6 months but have students always smelled this bad? Went to the library to pick up a book, pungent sweat odour. Supervised an exam and I thought I was gonna choke on the toxic fumes in the auditorium
January 2026 and I’ve already seen the Jonas doesn’t race enough narrative, he’ll have 56 race days before August which is more than pog did all 2025
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
January 2026 and I’ve already seen the Jonas doesn’t race enough narrative, he’ll have 56 race days before August which is more than pog did all 2025
Bro
January 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Bro
Matteo never shave your head ever again
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Matteo never shave your head ever again
Van aert is riding so many classics, hope he does KBK so I can see him live again
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Van aert is riding so many classics, hope he does KBK so I can see him live again
My favourite thing to do in the office is soft launching that I’m going home early
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM
My favourite thing to do in the office is soft launching that I’m going home early
You just know someone’s job at sporza is refreshing Wout his socials 24/7
"Gewonnen maandag!": Wout van Aert maakt eerste trainingstochtje na enkeloperatie
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"Gewonnen maandag!": Wout van Aert maakt eerste trainingstochtje na enkeloperatie
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January 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
You just know someone’s job at sporza is refreshing Wout his socials 24/7
sometimes I’m a tad envious of Thibau Nys his bond with his father, like damn I wish I was my fathers favourite son
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
sometimes I’m a tad envious of Thibau Nys his bond with his father, like damn I wish I was my fathers favourite son
Cam Mason fourth time British cyclocross champion
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Cam Mason fourth time British cyclocross champion
Nys sounds almost disappointed that he let verstrynge get so close like you won bro it’s okay
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Nys sounds almost disappointed that he let verstrynge get so close like you won bro it’s okay
Damn I wish it was Lars :(
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Damn I wish it was Lars :(
Verstrynge thank you 🙏🏻
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Verstrynge thank you 🙏🏻
Well, I had hoped for a little more tension
January 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Well, I had hoped for a little more tension