April || the tortured cyclists department
@aforestfield.bsky.social
argumentative antithetical dream girl and a pathological people pleaser
We all need our profanity UP people, let’s all say our favourite curse word my most used is fuck, simple, powerful, very versatile but I got a soft spot for wanker
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We all need our profanity UP people, let’s all say our favourite curse word my most used is fuck, simple, powerful, very versatile but I got a soft spot for wanker
I notice a pattern and I’m not fucking enough actually
@aforestfield.bsky.social has swears! They've used 162 profanities in their last 1,992 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (35 times)
🥈 "fucking" (29 times)
🥉 "ass" (22 times)
🥇 "fuck" (35 times)
🥈 "fucking" (29 times)
🥉 "ass" (22 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I notice a pattern and I’m not fucking enough actually
@profanity.accountant since we’re all doing it
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@profanity.accountant since we’re all doing it
My truth is that I think Tom Boonen has gotten filler
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My truth is that I think Tom Boonen has gotten filler
The prophecy
Nys when Mason is having a winning day
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The prophecy
Reposted by April || the tortured cyclists department
Nys when Mason is having a winning day
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Nys when Mason is having a winning day
THEY FINALLY CALLED HIM SCOTTISH
Sporza keeps calling Mason English like bros
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
THEY FINALLY CALLED HIM SCOTTISH
Sporza keeps calling Mason English like bros
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sporza keeps calling Mason English like bros
Why does something always happen to Mason in the start
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Why does something always happen to Mason in the start
Nieuwenhuis absolutely DOZING
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Nieuwenhuis absolutely DOZING
Christophe Roodhooft “omg I’m sooooo bored let’s create a new cyclocross team”
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Christophe Roodhooft “omg I’m sooooo bored let’s create a new cyclocross team”
How long has Alvarado been riding in that jersey cause I didn’t recognise her for a full 5 min
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How long has Alvarado been riding in that jersey cause I didn’t recognise her for a full 5 min
Women’s cross kinda in a ditch right now can everyone get their shit together
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Women’s cross kinda in a ditch right now can everyone get their shit together
Made my own pains au chocolat and they look weird cause the dough is completely encasing the chocolate
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Made my own pains au chocolat and they look weird cause the dough is completely encasing the chocolate
First ever paycheck combined with Black Friday sales was so bad
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
First ever paycheck combined with Black Friday sales was so bad
Reposted by April || the tortured cyclists department
Een sperperiode van 11,5 maanden voor regeringsleiders die met hun huisdier in een buggy gaan wandelen nadat ze een gedrocht van een begrotingsakkoord hebben gesloten, alstublieft.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Een sperperiode van 11,5 maanden voor regeringsleiders die met hun huisdier in een buggy gaan wandelen nadat ze een gedrocht van een begrotingsakkoord hebben gesloten, alstublieft.
Trying to shave down an abstract from 500 words to 300 words is nearly impossible…. Can’t you see that every single word is load-bearing?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Trying to shave down an abstract from 500 words to 300 words is nearly impossible…. Can’t you see that every single word is load-bearing?
And he’s out 😬 but he honestly didn’t bomb, he almost won today’s episode
Van Aert is gonna be on a quiz program tonight (De Slimste Mens Ter Wereld) and I’ve got a sneaking feeling he’s not gonna last one episode
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
And he’s out 😬 but he honestly didn’t bomb, he almost won today’s episode
sent an email to my supervisor asking for feedback on my article... I'm being so brave right now
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
sent an email to my supervisor asking for feedback on my article... I'm being so brave right now
too much wout conversation on my timeline, tell me how your day has been going
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
too much wout conversation on my timeline, tell me how your day has been going
Van Aert is gonna be on a quiz program tonight (De Slimste Mens Ter Wereld) and I’ve got a sneaking feeling he’s not gonna last one episode
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Van Aert is gonna be on a quiz program tonight (De Slimste Mens Ter Wereld) and I’ve got a sneaking feeling he’s not gonna last one episode
He can try but Sven his immaculate drip cannot be outdone
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He can try but Sven his immaculate drip cannot be outdone
Can we be normal for a second actually
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Can we be normal for a second actually
Forgot Tabor races start so early now my whole Sunday planning is mixed up
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Forgot Tabor races start so early now my whole Sunday planning is mixed up