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@agentmaayan.bsky.social
· Aug 18
I think just be kind to people whenever you can even if you have no particular reason for it. Just default to kindness maybe? Okay thanks
Tell you what, losing consciousness is fucking terrifying. (My parents called an ambulance and I'm in hospital now, but that was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me)
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Tell you what, losing consciousness is fucking terrifying. (My parents called an ambulance and I'm in hospital now, but that was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me)
Hey friends, just needed to say I'm struggling these days, so don't be scared if I disappear for a bit (but maybe check in on me every now and then). Love you. Okay bye x
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey friends, just needed to say I'm struggling these days, so don't be scared if I disappear for a bit (but maybe check in on me every now and then). Love you. Okay bye x
Here's a nice thing to look forward to. God knows we can all use more of those.
I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Here's a nice thing to look forward to. God knows we can all use more of those.
Life is sad but dog is cute
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Life is sad but dog is cute
As a reminder: my favourite things to get on my birthday are 1) videos or voice notes of you saying happy birthday rather than just texts, and 2) pictures of Christmas decorations, even small ones.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
As a reminder: my favourite things to get on my birthday are 1) videos or voice notes of you saying happy birthday rather than just texts, and 2) pictures of Christmas decorations, even small ones.
Man, being sick SUCKS
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Man, being sick SUCKS
I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I would just like to ask for some good, healing vibes please. It's been a tough week and I need a win (and I need that win to be an "antibiotics are working well and you'll make a full recovery in a few days" kind of win)
My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My OCD brain should win awards for the carefully crafted lies it tells me when I'm tired. Oscars, Emmys, Hugos... the writing is so believable and should honestly be rewarded with something other than my declining mental state
"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"Your illness is caused by stress, have you considered reducing stress in your life?" No actually I never thought about it, now that you've mentioned that idea I bet it would be easy, thanks ma'am I'm cured
Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Happy November first, or as it's commonly known in my house: the first socially-acceptable day of Christmas ♥️🎄
Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Halloween from me and my rather well-known niche cabaret legend x
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
(this is an odd reference to make on this platform but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless)
I'm going to make little badges that say "I didn't cry at work today (even though I really wanted to)" and carry them around to hand out to deserving individuals
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I'm going to make little badges that say "I didn't cry at work today (even though I really wanted to)" and carry them around to hand out to deserving individuals
Tell me happy things?
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tell me happy things?
A small dose of hope for your Saturday morning: I just opened the shelter window, which has been covered by thick metal since I moved in.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
A small dose of hope for your Saturday morning: I just opened the shelter window, which has been covered by thick metal since I moved in.
Currently stress-eating cheese like the tiny mouse in a labyrinth that I am
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Currently stress-eating cheese like the tiny mouse in a labyrinth that I am
I can almost hear it. Millions of people collectively breathing out.
October 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I can almost hear it. Millions of people collectively breathing out.
Thanks for the new song, @hankgreen.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thanks for the new song, @hankgreen.bsky.social
My local sci-fi convention doing a taskmaster community event with tasks like "drop the one ring into mount doom from the largest distance, farthest wins" is a 10/10 nerd experience
October 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My local sci-fi convention doing a taskmaster community event with tasks like "drop the one ring into mount doom from the largest distance, farthest wins" is a 10/10 nerd experience
Not to get soppy on main but it's now exactly two years since The Worst Day TM and the fact that I can get on zoom with people I adore and just laugh for an hour is something I really do not take for granted. The world is awful but I love my friends. Yeah, I mean you. 💛
October 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not to get soppy on main but it's now exactly two years since The Worst Day TM and the fact that I can get on zoom with people I adore and just laugh for an hour is something I really do not take for granted. The world is awful but I love my friends. Yeah, I mean you. 💛
My meds are still out of stock. The pharmacist told me she ordered 26 cases of insulin and received 2 because there's a shortage of *everything*. She was near tears, "who do I give these to, how do I choose?" and I wanted to scream that the world is so unfair but instead I just said "yeah".
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
My meds are still out of stock. The pharmacist told me she ordered 26 cases of insulin and received 2 because there's a shortage of *everything*. She was near tears, "who do I give these to, how do I choose?" and I wanted to scream that the world is so unfair but instead I just said "yeah".
If you're of the praying kind, now would be enough excellent time to do so. (If you're not, cross your fingers, or something)
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If you're of the praying kind, now would be enough excellent time to do so. (If you're not, cross your fingers, or something)
The best thing about having your own place is nobody can tell you not to make a Good Place door sign 🌵
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The best thing about having your own place is nobody can tell you not to make a Good Place door sign 🌵