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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 16h

I don't think I like this game. I'm going as "Sexy AUPE member dues policy"

agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 23h

She seems to forget that teachers are taxpayers, parents and that not long ago she was willing to stomp on children's rights for her dog whistle "parents rights" when she passed legislation to out LGBTQ2S+ children.

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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 1d

Toronto Blue Jays LFG!!

For Canada! 🇨🇦 🍁🧢⚾️🏟️
#WorldSeries2025 #BlueJays

The country you are trying to reach is currently watching Baseball, ⚾️ please check in after the game

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Annie Nowak 💍 @annienowak.bsky.social · 2d

Hopefully more film makers will stand up to the AI invasion but this man deserves our support for trying to keep traditional film making alive.

Guillermo Del Toro

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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 2d

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

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urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 2d

I honestly miss posting about fun and ridiculous things, but with the news lately, I feel like Captain America from that one "Texts from Superheroes" comic. 😠

I've also been cutting back on bottomless brunch, which means no more dedicated 2-4 hours of inebriated weekend shit posting, sorry. 💖

Mockup of a text message exchange between Iron Man and Captain America by Texts from Superheroes.

Captain America: What happened while I was frozen?

Iron Man: A lot. Be more specific.

Captain America: At what point did people start thinking it's not okay to punch Nazis?

Iron Man: Well, it's complex. What if the Nazi is just tweeting their free speech? What if it's a protest? What if it's a government employee?

Captain America: Punch them. Punch every Nazi, hypothetical and literal, fiction and non fiction, every day of the week.

Iron Man: That's not what heroes do.

Captain America: WHAT WENT WRONG WITH SOCIETY WHILE I WAS FROZEN!? Was it Facebook?

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 2d

"There is just one hope of repulsing the tyrannical ambition of civilization to conquer every niche on the whole earth. That hope is the organization of spirited people who will fight for the freedom of the wilderness."

-Bob Marshall, making the case for the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in 1930

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Breaking News: The U.S. will allow oil and gas drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, one of the largest remaining tracts of pristine wilderness in the country. nyti.ms/3WhrQui

An aerial view of a snow-covered, frozen landscape. A headline reads: "Trump Opens Pristine Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to Oil Drilling." Photo by Katie Orlinsky for The New York Times.

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Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 3d

The Alberta government will pay $95 million to Evolve Power, an Australian coal company, as part of a legal settlement over changes to the province's coal policy.

This comes after $143-million settlement with another company, Atrum Coal, earlier this year.

Several other lawsuits are still ongoing.

Alberta to pay $95M settlement to another coal company over policy change | CBC News

Details of another settlement between the Government of Alberta and a coal company have been released. This time, the province has agreed to pay $95 million to Evolve Power.

www.cbc.ca

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 3d

Have you all heard that Trump tore down the historic East Wing of the Whitehouse to build "The Epstein Ballroom"?

Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 3d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 3d

a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

Alt: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button

media.tenor.com

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Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 3d

Since I have a lot of rural Alberta folks who follow me: the Edmonton police are looking for anyone with property with an old well north of Edmonton to contact them (more details in the video). It's for a cold case.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtRo...

Cold case: Edmonton police searching for remains of Ruth Clarke who has been missing since 1990

YouTube video by CTV News

www.youtube.com

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 4d

Well that's pretty crass on his part.

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Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 5d

The snarky potato compels you.

Krista D. Ball: Canada's Snarky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 5d

OKAY PEOPLE YOU KNOW THE DRILL: HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON

This is a Canadian small press, with a Canadian editor, so LET'S GET THOSE CANADIAN CLICKS (worldwide clicks also appreciated and loved equally, but I can't bully you in the same manner as I can Canadians)

www.kickstarter.com/projects/tyc...

Coming soon: Fascination: Dark Fantasy Anthology

A macabre story collection of nature-fueled magic, witches & dark fae. Creepy cottages, haunted homesteads & bespelled woods.

www.kickstarter.com

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Naheed Nenshi @naheednenshi.bsky.social · 5d

As long as you’re in line by 8 p.m., you’ll be allowed to vote — so don’t leave the line!

Thanks to all the election workers and volunteers helping make today possible.

The lines may be long and the process a bit slower than usual, but it’s always worth it to have your say in our democracy.

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 5d

The only thing I really worry about at this stage is if that knowledge will lead to different prices for different people.

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David Keegan @drdavidkeegan.bsky.social · 8d

🚨 This is inexplicable news to share. If in Alberta and you want flu and covid shots for NEXT year (2026-2027), you have only until December 15 of THIS year to order them.

This is not incompetence. It’s a deliberate choice to prevent as many people ..

bookvaccine.alberta.ca/vaccine/s/pr...

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bookvaccine.alberta.ca

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 14d

I thought this was a plan by C. Montgomery Burns.

Muahaha Rire GIF

Alt: Gif of Mr Burns laughing like a modern oligarch.

media.tenor.com

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 14d

I love time of year, we get all of the seasons in one day.

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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 15d

You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 14d

Mr Canada, if you're going Mountie you need to go full Mountie, dark blue breeches and knee high brown boots polished so shiny you could blind the ISS.

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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 16d

Breaking News (over a picture of Indiana Jones): Archaeologist blunders his way through yet another discovery without any actual archaeology. Dozens dead. "He really is quite bad at this" says every other archaeologist.

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 17d

Your cake sounded super yummy

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 18d

That sounds great. I just had a yummy fail. My apple cider jelly didn't release from the mold. It tastes like apple pie.

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 18d

Alberta peeps we need to find this guy.

Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 19d

Police in Airdrie, Alberta (just north of Calgary) say this driver hit a 17-year-old girl in a marked crosswalk, got out of the vehicle, and appeared to get upset at the teenager before driving away.

They released this video and are now trying to identify the driver.

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agentpaperyyc.bsky.social @agentpaperyyc.bsky.social · 18d

Dear America:

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