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Agent Scully
@agentscully.bsky.social
Your resident coffee-loving goth geek cat dad. Soundtrack maker, guitarist, Veterinary Client Service Coordinator, and Warlock. He/him 🏳️‍🌈
Partner👬: @pinnless.bsky.social
PFP by: @malibudarby87.bsky.social
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Thought this would be appropriate for my first video here. Don't mind the IG thing. I didn't have the original recording, so I had to get from there.
Get you a table of players that draw up legit paper printed and signed requisition forms....what have I done?
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Did something with someone this weekend that I didn't think would ever be possible. Listen I'm at the age that if someone who is way out of my league but is into me I'm taking it(or they do 😉). I 100% lived my best Grey's Anatomy fever dream this weekend. If u think this about surgery it's not...
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I heard something tonight that is gonna stick with me forever and I believe every bit of this since it directly applies to me.

"Improve is just stuff you practice a 1000 times."

I'd say I've got a few 1000 games give or take a few under my belt.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So anyone got a game they need another player for? Or need a DM/GM for?
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November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Why is it that when everything is working in my favor the way it's supposed and good things are happening I feel worse than when bad stuff is happening?
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November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thanks to everyone who reached out to me via my "Artist Needed" post. I have finally decided on who I'm going with. I'm going to keep everyone's info ready for any future projects. Thank you to those with whom I had actual conversations. I will be taking my post down as well here soon.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My new character Aleksei Dren is 100% this kind of daddy...
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Your Daddy Will Pretend He Doesn’t Like This
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November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm all about body and sex positivity but if you're an artist responding to me and your pfp and banner are some sultry pics of you I'm honestly going to assume you're a bot. Plus the copy-pasta response don't instill confidence. I'd prefer a msg or comment that sounds like idk...human. All I see is
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November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
God's below what can of worms did I open? This is nuts. I don't know who is who. Who I want to choose. This is starting to become overwhelming.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Jfc this it's hard to decide on the artist I want to work with since I don’t know any of them and don't have a system to check if the Artists in the comments of my "Art Wanted" post are humans are Bots trying to scam me. Please, my big maker friends...
#commissionart #dungeonsanddragons
#ocart
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November 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey all I need a super cool artist who is taking commissions atm. For some character art. New PC in a current campaign. Needed a new direction and this one sits right for me. There are a lot Dad and a little Daddy. He's disarming and disarming. So warm but deadly? #dungeonsanddragons #art
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November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ahhh drama my old friend let me tell you of my fantastic coping skills that will not sway me from continuing with others. This is also not a reflection on me but on that in itself. As a DM I will inevitably be the bad guy in someone else's story and apparently, today is that day. #dungeonmasterlife
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November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Please do know I don't need some gatekeeper to tell me how to run my games. I've got 30+ years of Dming under my belt believe me the only reason I can be so free from is my extensive knowledge of the game. Now I don’t need to justify anything to you but I will hold steady on this hill.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When I tell you I am quite literally GMing a dream table right now. I gave them fake homework from an NPC professor at the school, and they gave me back college-level homework responses in Docs and shit. Fuck lol...what have I got myself into... #GM #Storyteller #Dungeonanddragons
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November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My new campaign has utterly beguiled me. Also, there is at present an open seat aquire within.....

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Spotify – Web Player
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November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sam and I say "Hi" 👋💀
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ugh, the men here are such a snoozefest. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a homebody, but 99.9% of the dudes around me have the personality of boiled unseasoned chicken. I love being in an open relationship, but damn didn’t think I’d have to work this hard. I just want stability, support, and some options. 😉
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November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
From the grave he has risen again.
My tattoo artist said it looks like a Pokémon and I'm okay with this. His Sam...Sam Hain...because everyone needs a Sam.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Erasing the temporary cute grim reaper tattoo on my hand only to get the real thing in its place tomorrow is the most Necromancer thing I think I could do.
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
For those who dig TV On The Radio, I suggest this album.
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Hog
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November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well isn't this a disappointing Halloween but I'm not surprised in the least. Whatever I'm going to get a tattoo tomorrow I guess that'll make up for the shit Halloween.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
When one of the two people in your life you care about with your whole heart tells you they love and appreciate you. It's so uplifting and just the thing I needed today.
Love you buddy! 💜
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October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Made my house tiger a bed to sleep next to me while I prep tonight's game.
#catdad #acatslife
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I guess I'll stop enjoying my day and go work on session.
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM