James Blunt™️
@aggrocrag.bsky.social
My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms
// he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02
// he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02
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James Blunt™️
@aggrocrag.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Welcome new followers idk how you found me I'm literally just some fuckin guy
[scrunches your butt]
TIL that scrunch butt is the latest in leggings for gym goers and not just a term of endearment
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
[scrunches your butt]
drawing around the victims body with chalk
Detective: are you outlining the dick print?
me: yeah sorry man I'm not a cop lmao
Detective: are you outlining the dick print?
me: yeah sorry man I'm not a cop lmao
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
drawing around the victims body with chalk
Detective: are you outlining the dick print?
me: yeah sorry man I'm not a cop lmao
Detective: are you outlining the dick print?
me: yeah sorry man I'm not a cop lmao
Stop spending time and energy trying to explain basic human empathy to overgrown man children on the Internet you need your strength to join China's army and defend the emperor, Shan Yu's men have broken through the gates of the capital
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Stop spending time and energy trying to explain basic human empathy to overgrown man children on the Internet you need your strength to join China's army and defend the emperor, Shan Yu's men have broken through the gates of the capital
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sliding into your DM's but slipping and falling directly into a giant tub of slime and goop
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
sliding into your DM's but slipping and falling directly into a giant tub of slime and goop
throw out that busted lawnmower and get a BACnetmower
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
throw out that busted lawnmower and get a BACnetmower
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why would you be mean to a witch like are you stupid
January 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
why would you be mean to a witch like are you stupid
how was it that we all agreed at some point in the evolution of human brains that red is the color of lust and sexy time
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
how was it that we all agreed at some point in the evolution of human brains that red is the color of lust and sexy time
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someone shoot me with a wild animal tranquilizer dart
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
someone shoot me with a wild animal tranquilizer dart
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Grandma put jalapeños and sriracha sauce in the cream corn again
November 23, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Grandma put jalapeños and sriracha sauce in the cream corn again
Did you see the audio post I made the other day 👉👈
One of my favorite reviews of one of my favorite animated movies, please enjoy me reading an excerpt of Roger Ebert's review of My Neighbor Totoro:
soundgasm.net/u/adam_evaun...
soundgasm.net/u/adam_evaun...
soundgasm.net
soundgasm.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Did you see the audio post I made the other day 👉👈
This is an image of a human man
I have used the black materium, it is only a matter of time
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is an image of a human man
I have used the black materium, it is only a matter of time
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I have used the black materium, it is only a matter of time
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boyfriend
pussy
yay
pussy
yay
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
boyfriend
pussy
yay
pussy
yay
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you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
My old upright is so bad out of tune, but here's a baroque interpretation of Come Together, I forget the band who wrote it they probably weren't that good anyway
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My old upright is so bad out of tune, but here's a baroque interpretation of Come Together, I forget the band who wrote it they probably weren't that good anyway
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Why does no one ever talk about the fact that depression causes memory loss
January 11, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Why does no one ever talk about the fact that depression causes memory loss
I am being so serious right now, put down the phone, smoke some weed, drink some water, and have some gay sex
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I am being so serious right now, put down the phone, smoke some weed, drink some water, and have some gay sex
New sex position unlocked:
Super Mario World Top Secret Donut Ghost House Exit
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New sex position unlocked:
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you guys aren't real yearners if you don't keep her manuscripts and parcel envelopes for the lingering scent of her drawing room
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
you guys aren't real yearners if you don't keep her manuscripts and parcel envelopes for the lingering scent of her drawing room
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I'm not afraid to be unhinged anymore, none of you are real, I've looked past the veil and seen the universe's birth, decay, & death
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm not afraid to be unhinged anymore, none of you are real, I've looked past the veil and seen the universe's birth, decay, & death
Hungrily wagging my fingers like a husky cartoon character about to eat a big cake saying "well heh heh hmm hmm don't mind if I do" before I eat my wife's pussy
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hungrily wagging my fingers like a husky cartoon character about to eat a big cake saying "well heh heh hmm hmm don't mind if I do" before I eat my wife's pussy
[a single agonizing scream at the top of my lungs until I almost pass out] ok time to lock in fr
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
[a single agonizing scream at the top of my lungs until I almost pass out] ok time to lock in fr
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'Boromir would have worn them better'
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
'Boromir would have worn them better'
If I use the hose extension of one vacuum to clean dust off my Roomba is that... like sexual for the vacuums?
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If I use the hose extension of one vacuum to clean dust off my Roomba is that... like sexual for the vacuums?