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James Batty Blunt™️

@aggrocrag.bsky.social

1.4K followers 770 following 7.2K posts

My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 34 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities // nsfw 🔞 adamevaunit02

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · Nov 15

Welcome new followers idk how you found me I'm literally just some fuckin guy

Selfie of a man wearing a dark green button up shirt, gray fleece vest, sitting in a vehicle wearing a seatbelt, a digital clock showing "15:41" is overlaid on the image above a "Do Not Disturb" message bubble placed so that it's covering the man's mouth

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1h

looks good 🥵

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 2h

Sthirsty Saturday post-gym post

A man's naked torso from his neck down to his navel

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · Feb 16

*about to have sex*

"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"

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Production Model EVA @adamevaunit02.bsky.social · 3h

I don't need to breathe I would just simply not stop

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Production Model EVA @adamevaunit02.bsky.social · 3h

Father forgive me I have once again thought about making out with the pussy

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 4h

image I have saved just because it makes me laugh

Blurry image of a hand stirring some orange liquid in a brown bowl, there is white text over the image that reads "I'm a nutritionist and this is a recipe trend I love... Egg", in the bottom right corner is a small red heart over the number "4,282" in smaller white text

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 8h

thank you sweetie 💕

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 8h

hahahaha no ND as in neurodivergent 🤍

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 8h

you just have to split your brain into a different section per child

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 8h

My birthday is tomorrow what do I do I'm ND if that matters

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22h

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

hahahahaha yes

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

Long story short it's fine now

A busted through chunk of drywall with it's pieces being held up by blue painter's tape and a broomstick, a DeWalt power drill in the corner sitting atop a fridge

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

Daddy fell through the garage roof again

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

their name is ckprinting on eBay!
ebay.us/m/j7omlf

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

he's my oldest little baby I've had for years, I'll never upgrade lol

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

3D printed comfort grip for my original 3DS for ergonomic 3D gaming because fuck overpriced proprietary garbage accessories

A black Nintendo 3DS in a light blue holster designed in a larger 2 handed remote controller style, being held by a human hand

A rear top view of a black Nintendo 3DS in a light blue holster designed in a larger 2 handed remote controller style, being held by a human hand

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

😅😬

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

Lol I have the opposite problem, mouth too big

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

hard bone*

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

I only realized it when they put in those little plastic tabs to take x-ray images, & they were cutting into the fucking chunk of hard home & I asked the tech if it was supposed to hurt lmao

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

I see what you mean about it almost touching though gotdamn

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhhh yeah that's about what I got

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James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

Consider this me responding lol go for it

James Batty Blunt™️ @aggrocrag.bsky.social · 1d

I tried not to get too close to my mouth bc no one wants to see all that lol

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