N. Pajama Claus
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Seriously, wtf?
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Seriously, wtf?
W0000t SKOL VIKINGS!!
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
W0000t SKOL VIKINGS!!
Speedy Nailor. Skol Vikes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Speedy Nailor. Skol Vikes.
Two missed by the cowboys. Skol vikes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Two missed by the cowboys. Skol vikes.
Skol Vikings.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Skol Vikings.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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JJ McCarthy high fiving the cops pregame is the most performative, tedious nonsense since naming his child Rome.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
JJ McCarthy high fiving the cops pregame is the most performative, tedious nonsense since naming his child Rome.
What is it with the NFL and shutouts this year?
There were 2 today so far, a second shutout for the Raiders! The Vikes were shutout and then shutout another team the following week. Seems like heaviest shutouts in my memory at least.
There were 2 today so far, a second shutout for the Raiders! The Vikes were shutout and then shutout another team the following week. Seems like heaviest shutouts in my memory at least.
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What is it with the NFL and shutouts this year?
There were 2 today so far, a second shutout for the Raiders! The Vikes were shutout and then shutout another team the following week. Seems like heaviest shutouts in my memory at least.
There were 2 today so far, a second shutout for the Raiders! The Vikes were shutout and then shutout another team the following week. Seems like heaviest shutouts in my memory at least.
Did you know these capitalists are just in it for the money?
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did you know these capitalists are just in it for the money?
Watched a youtub short where Dan Soder called Miami Coach Mike McDaniel stylish and extolls how perfect his clothes are.
Mike McDaniel is stylish if you are standup comedian Dan Soder and wear nothing but sweatpants and hoodies lol
Mike McDaniel is stylish if you are standup comedian Dan Soder and wear nothing but sweatpants and hoodies lol
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Watched a youtub short where Dan Soder called Miami Coach Mike McDaniel stylish and extolls how perfect his clothes are.
Mike McDaniel is stylish if you are standup comedian Dan Soder and wear nothing but sweatpants and hoodies lol
Mike McDaniel is stylish if you are standup comedian Dan Soder and wear nothing but sweatpants and hoodies lol
Dear jesus, lol.
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Dear jesus, lol.
It's true. This is also how I got my narrow 100lbs ass whipped quite a few times but also how I beat up a lotta dumb preppies. I didn't care about being hit, I'm going to hurt you bad.
last night i explained to someone that being good at fighting is not about being big or strong, but about convincing the other guy you’re crazier than he is. nobody wants to fuck with the 5’2” girl who’s advancing on you barking like dmx
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's true. This is also how I got my narrow 100lbs ass whipped quite a few times but also how I beat up a lotta dumb preppies. I didn't care about being hit, I'm going to hurt you bad.
My weakness? Probably having never lost an argument, I completely lack empathy for anyone on the losing side of an argument.
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My weakness? Probably having never lost an argument, I completely lack empathy for anyone on the losing side of an argument.
Did you know it's legal to smoke weed in the airport?
Try it.
Try it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Did you know it's legal to smoke weed in the airport?
Try it.
Try it.
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My Christmas japes have come to an end. The holiday ruse is coming down around me. Send my gifts to the prison.
December 25, 2023 at 5:20 AM
My Christmas japes have come to an end. The holiday ruse is coming down around me. Send my gifts to the prison.
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Will you sign the pledge to make nice Christmas poasts?
December 12, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Will you sign the pledge to make nice Christmas poasts?
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Ideal Christmas.
Him:
A watch.
That sweater i pointed out to you.
Hotel date.
Me:
Don't leave dishes in the bedroom.
Stop being a devious bottom.
Him:
A watch.
That sweater i pointed out to you.
Hotel date.
Me:
Don't leave dishes in the bedroom.
Stop being a devious bottom.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ideal Christmas.
Him:
A watch.
That sweater i pointed out to you.
Hotel date.
Me:
Don't leave dishes in the bedroom.
Stop being a devious bottom.
Him:
A watch.
That sweater i pointed out to you.
Hotel date.
Me:
Don't leave dishes in the bedroom.
Stop being a devious bottom.
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Putting on my favorite Christmas special, " The Christmas Tree That Saved Christmas".
December 13, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Putting on my favorite Christmas special, " The Christmas Tree That Saved Christmas".
This one was of the three prettiest Christmases I can remember.
Fuck yeah. Christmas in Wisconsin was snowless but nonetheless dreamy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This one was of the three prettiest Christmases I can remember.
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"We can't give up now! We only have a few hours left to save Christmas!"
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
"We can't give up now! We only have a few hours left to save Christmas!"
Now spinning.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Now spinning.
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The only time I see television commercials these days is when I watch a live sporting event, and it really makes me despair for humanity.
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The only time I see television commercials these days is when I watch a live sporting event, and it really makes me despair for humanity.
Making a race of Christmas Aliens for Warhammer. Kringles do some really messed up stuff making your troops go crazy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Making a race of Christmas Aliens for Warhammer. Kringles do some really messed up stuff making your troops go crazy.
I realize this is a really stupid thing to be annoyed about and yet here I am...
Don't let your goddamn dog off its leash so they run all over people's yards ruining the fresh snowfall.
Don't let your goddamn dog off its leash so they run all over people's yards ruining the fresh snowfall.
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I realize this is a really stupid thing to be annoyed about and yet here I am...
Don't let your goddamn dog off its leash so they run all over people's yards ruining the fresh snowfall.
Don't let your goddamn dog off its leash so they run all over people's yards ruining the fresh snowfall.
Now spinning.
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now spinning.