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Hey Alexa, play “Goodies” by Ciara
I never read romance but Alexis Hall never misses and this is so charming
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I gotta stop getting on here when I’m horny. Just spent like an hour scrolling through videos just lazily jerking, instead of reading my book like I’d planned to smh
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If I get 50k followers by the end of the year, I’ll post pole

(It’s funnier to make promises about things that will never come to fruition)
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I look goofy, but think the arms are finally getting bigger!
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sweaty after CrossFit
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What a shock, I am horny in the morning
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I could never be hot in real life because I come across as a manic gay Carol Burnett
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got so in my head I couldn’t even focus on my book 😩
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Someone added me to Snapchat earlier and after I added him back, I realized it was someone who’d asked invasive questions and had just been generally frustrating. He asked why I didn’t like him so I gave a list of what frustrated me (was a little rude about it) and he blocked me and now I feel bad
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Feeling a little fluffy since being back from vacation, but enjoyed push day
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Been trying not to get down about the stress of not finding a new job yet, but a new book I’ve been wanting just came out and I am trying to be financially responsible and not get it 😩
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Felt super cute at reader retreat this weekend
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Got home from my reader retreat and now I’m horny again smh
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I should not be allowed to get off this many times in one day smh
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My anxiety is sky high today. Wasn’t sure why, then realized I’d washed my adderall and Wellbutrin down with a C4.
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Took an edible earlier and I didn’t realize it kicked in until I was watching season 5 of drag race and was convinced Jinkx was going home
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Continuing on with my goal of getting a slutty waist
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Was minding my business, reading and eating grapes, and all of a sudden I see a dick pic and I’m b-word again smh
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
PR’d on snatch (my least favorite lift)
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
My current read and it’s very intriguing
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Post workout pump is my fave
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Idk I don’t really care how hot a guy is, I just can’t get turned on if I know they’re a bigot
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Idk what any of this means
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m basically programmed to get off first thing every single morning lately
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Bulking season starts today…
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM