Ummm hello!! Why do you think I post them! I wanna make you as 🥵🥵 as you make me

I could never be hot in real life because I come across as a manic gay Carol Burnett

Y’all have no idea how hard I’ve been working at these lifts during CrossFit. Hit another PR today. Off to celebrate by reading an essay collection and eating too many Icelandic yogurts!