Lemon
ahoylemon.xyz
Lemon
@ahoylemon.xyz
I do things to the internet. It does things to me as well.
This is a love letter to Camp Chaos. NAPSTER BAD! MONEY GOOD!
My new website is more ridiculous that you will anticipate
(all thanks to @ahoylemon.xyz for coding it)
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It took a lot of work, but my new game is now up for public release. Try it out (on a computer, not on your phone)

kinda.fun/megachurch
Megachurch Tycoon
Turn their faith into your fortune, one lie at a time.
kinda.fun
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm sure this whole AI-assisted resume thing will work out if we just fight fire with napalm.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Rather than hearing a statement from Axl Rose about his poor performance, I'd like to hear from the person who went to a Guns n Roses show expecting them to be good.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Sitting in Terminal 2 as I wait to board my flight for @longhornphp.com . Surprised how many TSA agents are working today despite not being paid, but it's nice that some things still work.
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm just gonna say it: pita is the best bread for Korean tacos.
I'm already making something inauthentic, why not go all the way?
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Aha! It's TypeScript.
Perfect! I have everything that I need. Let's run the file.
Perfect! It doesn't work!
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Lemon
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.

If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have a new kinda.fun game, but it needs beta testers.

If you want to give me notes before public release, DM me and I'll send you the url
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Spending the morning vibe coding. Not because it's useful or effective, but just because I want to read "You're absolutely right!" every time I say something.
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That's cool, I've been showing accountants how to get things done by sending them numbers I randomly generated.
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today I learned that of the two Salamanca Twins on #breakingbad - one is SIGNIFICANTLY more expensive on Cameo than the other.
Which one is which? I made a new Breaking Bad/Beter Call Saul round for you to guess.

kinda.fun/cameo?game=B...
Comparatively Famous
The Game of Celebrity Value
kinda.fun
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I meant to post this earlier, but when I was at the Minnesota State Fair, they were selling this thing with pickles and ranch as "poutine". It has been logged at notpoutine.ahoylemon.xyz
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I probably could have done something more productive tonight, but instead I made my GitHub profile all shiny.
github.com/ahoylemon
AhoyLemon - Overview
I make websites. AhoyLemon has 70 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
github.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I do enjoy the irony that the CEO of something called "Robinhood" is on the billionaires list today 🪓
kinda.fun/guillotine?p...
No More Billionaires
Generating wealth with a guillotine.
kinda.fun
August 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I heard from some people that they didn't understand how to play kinda.fun/meeting, so I added instructions to the title page.
August 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Just updated the crash screen for kinda.fun/invalid

If you haven't played in a while, maybe you should.
August 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Malört's marketing department has gone full-on sicko mode.
August 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tonight I had an idea that I wanted to make a playlist of 50 cover songs by 50 different bands. Then I came up with a really complicated ruleset of what each song had to do, and it got really complicated.

But anyway, the playlist is good.

music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Fifty Covers
YouTube video by Lemon Lemon
music.youtube.com
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Reposted by Lemon
There was a mix-up. I got fifty bars of cold-pressed latinum and ten litres of gold-pressed olive oil. This is why I don't use Alexa to order commodities any more.
August 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Most recent stats from kinda.fun/cameo
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Looking to execute some more billionaires? That's great, I love that for you.

NEW FEATURE: Execute one of the most valuable billionaires of the day, and hear the people rejoice.
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Lemon
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Reposted by Lemon
I digitally hand-letter your address and give you a vector file to make labels/stamps/stationery. Each address is OOAK, made by hand and not a font— $50

I copy letter-styles from '50s-60s magazine headlines, ads, defunct products, book jackets

Add a name +$10

💥email [email protected]
July 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by Lemon
How do you build progressive web apps in 2025?

@ahoylemon.xyz talks on .NET Rocks at www.dotnetrocks.com/details/1959 about his experiences building all sorts of PWAs for customers and entertainment!
.NET Rocks!
.NET Rocks! is a weekly talk show for anyone interested in programming on the Microsoft .NET platform. The shows range from introductory information to hardcore geekiness.
www.dotnetrocks.com
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM