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Dyna Moe | illustration and/or comedy
portfolio → nobodyssweetheart.com
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Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.

A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.

www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Olmec head
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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It's ThanksgivEve so remember to leave your shoes out so St. Pardoned Turkey will fill them with cranberry sauce (if you're good).
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The problem with traditional Thanksgiving food is the menu was created by joy-hating religious British expats who were starving to death.

Food that tasted good was literally against the tenets of Puritanism
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Your depression. Monetize it. $4.

square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I bought a fragrance sample of this because the top comment on it was "This makes me smell like a horse (in a good way)."

#perfume #scent
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Olmec head
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Can't stop, won't stop
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.

$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.

Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)

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November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's ThanksgivEve so remember to leave your shoes out so St. Pardoned Turkey will fill them with cranberry sauce (if you're good).
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:

Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.

I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.

michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hire Me.
email [email protected]
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can't stop, won't stop
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I bought a fragrance sample of this because the top comment on it was "This makes me smell like a horse (in a good way)."

#perfume #scent
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:

Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.

I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.

michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The problem with traditional Thanksgiving food is the menu was created by joy-hating religious British expats who were starving to death.

Food that tasted good was literally against the tenets of Puritanism
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Whales look like a 3 year old designed them. They're just a gigantic head that lives in the sea.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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We all need to get dramatic portraits like this done with our cats. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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For millions of years, early man wasn't able to cut his toenails. Like, attempt that with a flint edge and you'd cut your toes to ribbons!

When time travel is perfected and commonplace, I would use it to pick up random Neanderthals and take them to Spa Castle for mani/pedis.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
For millions of years, early man wasn't able to cut his toenails. Like, attempt that with a flint edge and you'd cut your toes to ribbons!

When time travel is perfected and commonplace, I would use it to pick up random Neanderthals and take them to Spa Castle for mani/pedis.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hong Kong neon fantasy. A composite series using the cities old neon signs www.keithmacgregorphotography.com/km-165-natha...
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trump might as well be wearing a big blinking sign on his head that says RUSSIAN ASSET

It's not even blackmail for the pee tape, he just likes being Putin's special boy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM