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NEW #Stickers in the DYNASTORE—

💥 STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING
💥 ICE GO HOME (Get Out of Our City)
💥 AI MAKES SLOP (New for 2026)
💥 RED GLITTER PIPE CAT (New for 2026)

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January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"Creamy-Style Cartoon Garfield Cat Resin Coffee Table Ornament By Trinx"

creamy-style?

www.wayfair.com/home/pdp/tri...
January 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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What is the proper French for "bukkake?"
The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term "maîtrise de la pisse" instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word "omorashi".
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
the other thing I think I could make is fake taxidermy heads (fauxidermy) like Dr. Seuss used to make—
www.drseussart.com/taxidermy

No reason to make them, except that I think I could.
January 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Yeah it's called being an American, bitch. Smugness towards authority is our founding trait.
Fox News' Will Cain: “There's a weird kind of smugness... in the way that some of these liberal white women interact with authority”
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I totally think I could make these.

I have no reason to, but I feel like I need to prove that I could.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I got some on-location shots of the glitter Pipe Cat on a piece of street furniture right outside the Lofty Coffee, next to a SLAM DIEGO: Roller Derby #sticker.

Still a bitch to take a good photo of.

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January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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hey, boys, let's go to Maine in the absolute dead of winter and make sure everybody there REALLY fucking hates the GOP right before a pivotal Senate election
BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally.

Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Just now I learned the term "Grandmillennial style" and I already hate it.
January 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In the unlikely possibility anyone from LEWISTON, MAINE (or elsewhere in the state) reads this, I will double your order of ICE GO HOME stickers for free.

Maine? Really? In the coldest month of the year?
January 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I think it should be illegal to sell vegan ice cream under the name "ice cream." You need the word VEGAN printed very clearly on every instance of the word in reference to the product

I'm pretty sure my mint chocolate chip was made of toothpaste and ACT mouthwash (both of which I assume are Vegan)
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I only ordered 40 #stickers of AI MAKES SLOP as a test, to see if people like it enough to buy it.

However, I have *500* of old favorite STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING.

I despise the #AI #ChatGPT Plagiarism Child Porn Machine; I hope you feel the same.

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January 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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If you order $20 of stickers, you get glitter pipe cat for free as a gift.

Even if you order $20 of pipe cat stickers, you still get an extra one. Gratis. Lagniappe.
NEW #Stickers in the DYNASTORE—

💥 STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING
💥 ICE GO HOME (Get Out of Our City)
💥 AI MAKES SLOP (New for 2026)
💥 RED GLITTER PIPE CAT (New for 2026)

nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Just scraping along the asphalt with "Mucho Divorced" written in glitter purple across the side.
Has anyone tried to turn the Cybertruck into a low-rider?

That would be a cultural-clash I long to see.
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
What is the proper French for "bukkake?"
The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term "maîtrise de la pisse" instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word "omorashi".
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Good Morning! #glengarry #cats
July 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Has anyone tried to turn the Cybertruck into a low-rider?

That would be a cultural-clash I long to see.
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Why are Canadian people so nice, but their geese are so mean?
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"If you seek a Shithole Country, look around you."
January 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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From La Montagne (1966) - illustrated by Alain Grée.

#wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Try and get a 404 error on my site.

Type "nobodyssweetheart.com/" + a page that doesn't exist. Make something up. A string of characters.

You'll be glad you did.

(thanks again to @ahoylemon.xyz who coded it)
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
ICE isn't prepared for the Minneapolis cold snap coming.

Maybe we can knit them some hats and mittens to donate, but coat them in Small Pox first.
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Also a stylish dude who loves cats
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 AM