Aiseth (Eye-Seth)
@aiseth.bsky.social
I swear to god they invented chatgpt to ruin my username.
1998-1999 Back-to-back TECH DECK World Champ 🏆
1998-1999 Back-to-back TECH DECK World Champ 🏆
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Aiseth (Eye-Seth)
@aiseth.bsky.social
· Feb 28
Hello Sharks today I am asking for 50 million dollars for 25% of my business. BONER TOILET.
He's a catch but he makes Link noises while he fuckin
January 21, 2026 at 11:43 AM
He's a catch but he makes Link noises while he fuckin
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Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me pitching a train ad campaign
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i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
Butt Penis Travel
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Butt Penis Travel
I am slowly descending into madness playing book of hours, I have made my own wiki in obsidian so that I know what book I need to read so I can make Moth flavoured ink using a "Confounding Memory"
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I am slowly descending into madness playing book of hours, I have made my own wiki in obsidian so that I know what book I need to read so I can make Moth flavoured ink using a "Confounding Memory"
This is my large adult son Pistachio the Moustachio
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is my large adult son Pistachio the Moustachio
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dudes can i get a “hell yeah”
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
dudes can i get a “hell yeah”
Cannot recommend Slay the Princess highly enough.
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Cannot recommend Slay the Princess highly enough.
Women like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Women like the vehicle
Blowjoblivious bystander
Blowjobtained under duress
Blowjobject oriented programming
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Blowjoblivious bystander
Blowjobtained under duress
Blowjobject oriented programming
Blowjobstetrician
October 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Blowjobtained under duress
Blowjobject oriented programming
Blowjobstetrician
Blowjobstruction of justice
October 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Blowjobject oriented programming
Blowjobstetrician
Blowjobstruction of justice
Blowjobjective truth
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Blowjobstetrician
Blowjobstruction of justice
Blowjobjective truth
Blowjobjection overuled
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Blowjobstruction of justice
Blowjobjective truth
Blowjobjection overuled
Blowjobject permanence
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Blowjobjective truth
Blowjobjection overuled
Blowjobject permanence
Blowjobstacle course
October 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Blowjobjection overuled
Blowjobject permanence
Blowjobstacle course
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Blowjobject permanence
Blowjobstacle course
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Blowjobstacle course
Thought this was pretty nice
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thought this was pretty nice