ᗡʏꙅ⅃ɘXiA ƆiЯƎ 🎸
@aixelsyd13.bsky.social
I draw mazes, play guitar, blog, garden, build LEGO, like Batman & Star Wars... like every other approaching-50-year-old. https://linktr.ee/aixelsyd13 | http://aixelsyd13.com
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My nose is a factory, mucus production has kicked into overdrive. Not only are quantities up, but 24 hour operations are in full swing. I hope the little mucus producers are getting paid overtime or quanity bonuses because I feel like hot buttered anus & at least somebody ought to benefit from this.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My nose is a factory, mucus production has kicked into overdrive. Not only are quantities up, but 24 hour operations are in full swing. I hope the little mucus producers are getting paid overtime or quanity bonuses because I feel like hot buttered anus & at least somebody ought to benefit from this.
Bands, I implore you to take 3 seconds to Google your band name, and see if anyone else is using it first.
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bands, I implore you to take 3 seconds to Google your band name, and see if anyone else is using it first.
What if The Last Dragon, Big Trouble in Little China, & The Golden Child are all set in the same cinematic universe?
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if The Last Dragon, Big Trouble in Little China, & The Golden Child are all set in the same cinematic universe?
Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas!
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas!
My son is watching the Cena match. Dude seems like a genuine wholesome human being, and he's an incredible actor. Glad he is getting his night.
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My son is watching the Cena match. Dude seems like a genuine wholesome human being, and he's an incredible actor. Glad he is getting his night.
Creamy Shits, everyone! Creamy shits to all, and to all a good night!
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December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Creamy Shits, everyone! Creamy shits to all, and to all a good night!
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So, I made some creamy baked mac n' cheese... but using the Kraft box.
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Crafty-Kraft Creamy Baked Mac n’ Cheese
I have had it in my head for a while now that I wanted some of the homestyle creamy baked mac n’ cheese. Inspiration hit with the snow coming down today, wanting some comfort food, so I just …
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December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So, I made some creamy baked mac n' cheese... but using the Kraft box.
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Resisting the urge to hate on an inexplicably lauded regional band, because I am trying to grow as a person. I realize my tatses are different from others', and it's OK if they enjoy droning pandering banality while I do not.
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Resisting the urge to hate on an inexplicably lauded regional band, because I am trying to grow as a person. I realize my tatses are different from others', and it's OK if they enjoy droning pandering banality while I do not.
@pgh-scanner.com I'm gonna need some video like this from that North Side Wendy's.
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THIS KFC CHRISTMAS VIDEO WILL FOREVER LIVE IN MY HEAD LOL 😂 🎅 🎄
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December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
@pgh-scanner.com I'm gonna need some video like this from that North Side Wendy's.
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Someone needs to pass a law now to hold him personally accountabke when mortality rates skyrocket.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Someone needs to pass a law now to hold him personally accountabke when mortality rates skyrocket.
This looks so badass! (~'v'~)
Batman, Villains, and the Bat-Family! We’re cooking with fire now. Snag your pre-order today and play LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight on May 29, 2026!
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December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This looks so badass! (~'v'~)
What's the pooint of posting something that no one can reply to or quote?
I saw some fries and I wanted to say "that looks delicious" or ask where they were from, but I can't... I thought that was the point of social media. 😂
I saw some fries and I wanted to say "that looks delicious" or ask where they were from, but I can't... I thought that was the point of social media. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What's the pooint of posting something that no one can reply to or quote?
I saw some fries and I wanted to say "that looks delicious" or ask where they were from, but I can't... I thought that was the point of social media. 😂
I saw some fries and I wanted to say "that looks delicious" or ask where they were from, but I can't... I thought that was the point of social media. 😂
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pastrami fries, bitch
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
pastrami fries, bitch
Oh oh oh!
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh oh oh!
The people that feel the need to "game the system" at Aldi by using anything other than a quarter in the cart are the problem with society.
If you go through self-checkout, it doesn't affect you. But you put the cart into circulation and when it is the cart that the cashier loads,
If you go through self-checkout, it doesn't affect you. But you put the cart into circulation and when it is the cart that the cashier loads,
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The people that feel the need to "game the system" at Aldi by using anything other than a quarter in the cart are the problem with society.
If you go through self-checkout, it doesn't affect you. But you put the cart into circulation and when it is the cart that the cashier loads,
If you go through self-checkout, it doesn't affect you. But you put the cart into circulation and when it is the cart that the cashier loads,
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In better news
shout factory had Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas up on YouTube and its the version with the Kermit wrap arounds!
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shout factory had Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas up on YouTube and its the version with the Kermit wrap arounds!
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Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas | FULL MOVIE | Jim Henson, Frank Oz | Family Puppets Cult Comedy
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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December 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
In better news
shout factory had Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas up on YouTube and its the version with the Kermit wrap arounds!
youtu.be/wmDH9x_YT-s?...
shout factory had Emmet Otters Jug Band Christmas up on YouTube and its the version with the Kermit wrap arounds!
youtu.be/wmDH9x_YT-s?...
Sprrad some holiday cheer! Or some burgers
South Side. 1820 East Carson Street - Burger King. Yes, that one. Caller said some guy ordered a bunch of cheeseburgers and then started to throw them at other customers.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Sprrad some holiday cheer! Or some burgers
Has anyone at Philly Pretzel Factory had Auntie Anne's andjust instantly regretted workig for the wrong soft pretzel chain? 🥨
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Has anyone at Philly Pretzel Factory had Auntie Anne's andjust instantly regretted workig for the wrong soft pretzel chain? 🥨
This was me the last time I tried to buy a damn toilet seat, but at the 2nd real live in-peeson store who did nit have what I needed, I stood in the toilet seat aisle and ordered it on Amazon.
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You can’t buy anything in real life anymore #amazon #itemstore #customerservice
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December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This was me the last time I tried to buy a damn toilet seat, but at the 2nd real live in-peeson store who did nit have what I needed, I stood in the toilet seat aisle and ordered it on Amazon.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvD2jj/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvD2jj/
Watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, and Klingon President Red Foreman just said he was not above the law... and man, fiction is wild... isn't it?
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Watching Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, and Klingon President Red Foreman just said he was not above the law... and man, fiction is wild... isn't it?
I can get behind some weird foods, but if nutmeg or cinnamon goes anywhere near my cheese dishes, you best see yourself out.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can get behind some weird foods, but if nutmeg or cinnamon goes anywhere near my cheese dishes, you best see yourself out.
Someone was really like... "What if there was a food that had a mouth feel somewhere between sawdust and pubes, and tasted like sunscreen smells?" then invented coocunt shavings.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Someone was really like... "What if there was a food that had a mouth feel somewhere between sawdust and pubes, and tasted like sunscreen smells?" then invented coocunt shavings.
The color of the year is that you should buy my maze book and gift it to your weird friends & family members.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The color of the year is that you should buy my maze book and gift it to your weird friends & family members.