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Andrew Gardiner
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|Media|#auspol|#ClimateCrisis|Freelance journo writing about politics & the environment. Read my stuff: https://tinyurl.com/AndrewGardiner
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MY LATEST: Sports podcasters who publicly admit to suicidal thoughts earlier in life are now happily promoting online sports betting - a known suicide precursor.

They "ought to know better".
#Gambling #SuicideAwareness @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social
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"The sure way of getting nothing for something". Sports podcasters and sports betting - Michael West
Sports podcasters who “ought to know better” are enthusiastically promoting online gambling (with all its consequences).
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No trumpet player, but you catch my drift ... ⤵️
#Ashes2025 #AUSvENG #Titanic
December 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hey Piers Morgan, answer me this: who knowingly, and of their own free will, lopped 8 per cent off their GDP by leaving the EU?

I ask this since you brought up the topic of brain cells ... ⤵️
#Ashes2025 #AUSvENG
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Piers Morgan: The Barmy Army is the "best group of fans of any sport anywhere in the world".

Het Legion (football fans from the Netherlands, a country smart enough to stay in Europe) would like a word:
#Ashes2025 #AUSvsENG
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
England 241. Lead of (snort, guffaw) 64.

We go live to Piers Morgan, trying to put some distance between himself and his last idiotic comment ...
#Ashes2025 #AUSvENG
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"Fraser’s legacy is uncelebrated and Turnbull reviled by people who reject the idea the Libs are strongest as a broad church".

Instead, they charge headlong toward a MAGA model - or "off a cliff", as George Brandis puts it. Seems even suicide's an option to keep Gina happy.
#auspol
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Time to save a̷ ̷g̷e̷n̷e̷r̷a̷t̷i̷o̷n̷ our crashing circulation numbers".

Coast to coast ... with actual nice words for the PM! Don't get your hopes up, Albo: they'll be calling you a mass migration commie again first thing Monday ...
#NewsCorpse
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Surely Peta Credlin hasn't forgotten this: "Tony Abbott ties ‘Kevin 747’s’ travel record". "When Abbott arrives home, he will have made 11 overseas trips" in year one as PM.
bit.ly/4487EiU

Was 'Airbus Abbott's chief of staff along for the ride?
They were ... close, after all. 👀
#auspol
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Barmy Army chanting about expat Rolf Harris, who moved to the UK in (checks notes) 1952.

He's all yours, geezers. Along with Jimmy Savile ... and some bloke called Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
#Ashes2025 #AUSvsENG
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
England: minus 67 for 3.
You were saying, Piers Morgan? 👇
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Fans of women's sport look away. Sam Newman reckons recognising AFLW's best is a pointless exercise (full interview: bit.ly/448MEsf )

Why? Because they can't become "legends", like your Jesaulenkos or Locketts. 👀

Is that just AFLW, mate? How about Sam Kerr or Liz Ellis?
#GiveItAwaySam
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Sam Newman was blackballed from TV for calling a victim of police homicide, George Floyd, "a drug addict, a crackhead and a porn star".

"He's a piece of shit", Newman added.

Now Steve Price is giving him a platform. Good thing we're hitting the silly season and nobody's reading ...
#newscorpse
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Wait 'til Vikki hears about the "drought envoy" paid $800k for a few texts ...
#auspol
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Headline: "Arden station is open. Where’s the suburb?"

Later: "The intention (was always) that the station would come before the rest of Arden. The(re are five) shortlisted consortiums vying for lucrative development rights".

So why run with a downbeat, misleading headline? 🤷‍♂️
#springst #metro
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Food for thought, Nigel Farage. 👇
#Ashes2025 #AUSvENG
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
🎵 " ... and it's all gone quiet over there!" 🎵
#Ashes2025 #AUSvsENG
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Reposted by Andrew Gardiner
If AI could merge these two, we'd get a fanatic who copulates with couches in his speedos ...
#auspol
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If AI could merge these two, we'd get a fanatic who copulates with couches in his speedos ...
#auspol
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
#NewsCorpse playbook:
1. Bully Labor government into rushing through social media rules to stave off its slow death;
2. Bag Labor government when those new rules, which Murdoch pushed for, prove unenforceable;

Have I mentioned that prohibition doesn't work? It's in all the history books.
#auspol
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not content with traumatising 14 year olds by putting them in gladiator schools, Victoria follows the former Queensland Labor government's model of sending them there for longer.

Still, it's what #NewsCorpse wants. Remind me: did it save the Queensland Labor government?
#auspol
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Can someone check in on Piers Morgan?
It's 4.25am in Merry Old London. What's the bet he's already snoring? 👇
#Ashes #AUSvENG
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
@albomp.bsky.social lists his "five top artists".

What happened to Joy Division, Albo?
#auspol
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How can these Advance clowns expect to mainstream fascism when they're so thin skinned? 🤡 ⤵️

(Getting value for your money, Gina? 🤔)
@brenthodgson.bsky.social #auspol
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I've heard of "driving while black".
"Fishing while brown" is a new one ...
#HegsethWarCrimes
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Advance anoints its preferred Opposition Leader.
Was there ever any doubt?
#auspol
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Reposted by Andrew Gardiner
Can we get a number on white people's share of the world's 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒉, Elon?

Seems relevant ...
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM