Joseph A. Dank
@ajohnson.bsky.social
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Gotta hand it to Bon Jovi, no one else has so thoroughly explored the question “what if Springsteen sucked “
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Gotta hand it to Bon Jovi, no one else has so thoroughly explored the question “what if Springsteen sucked “
Seeing Sam Richardson in a Prizepicks ad
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Seeing Sam Richardson in a Prizepicks ad
Gunstar Heroes, Earthworm Jim, Earthbound
What’s your favorite video game that’s at least 27 years old (so 1999 or earlier)? Let’s get a list of classics going.
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Gunstar Heroes, Earthworm Jim, Earthbound
Which is just to say - it may be kinda obvious, but it’s also just kinda perfect
December 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Which is just to say - it may be kinda obvious, but it’s also just kinda perfect
Steely Dan is the ultimate signifier of being washed, smooth predictability and professionalism now favored over wiry, youthful energy. The needle drop has a literal meaning, of course, but it’s also an aesthetic solidification of how far removed from revolutionary fervor Pat’s life has become
December 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Steely Dan is the ultimate signifier of being washed, smooth predictability and professionalism now favored over wiry, youthful energy. The needle drop has a literal meaning, of course, but it’s also an aesthetic solidification of how far removed from revolutionary fervor Pat’s life has become
Assuming he can hit .270 that still means an additional 135-150 hits on top of those walks, too.
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Assuming he can hit .270 that still means an additional 135-150 hits on top of those walks, too.
I would pay for the ad free version of Gas Station TV that’s just tanks good news and the trivia I’m really good at
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would pay for the ad free version of Gas Station TV that’s just tanks good news and the trivia I’m really good at
women are funny (my dog and my wife)
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
women are funny (my dog and my wife)
Jesus Christ the number of people who are fucking PROUD to not listen to any new music… shit happens every year but always catches me off guard
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Jesus Christ the number of people who are fucking PROUD to not listen to any new music… shit happens every year but always catches me off guard
"great intellect"
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"great intellect"
“When I try to drown my thoughts in gin / I find my worst ideas know how to swim” is just unbelievable writing
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“When I try to drown my thoughts in gin / I find my worst ideas know how to swim” is just unbelievable writing
Not my image but seems solid
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not my image but seems solid
You simply love to see it
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You simply love to see it
Reposted by Joseph A. Dank
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
RIP Jack DeJohnette, fellow Woodstocker. Just picked up this record recently and it convinced me that any record with Jackie on it was gonna be worth hearing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKC...
Down San Diego Way
YouTube video by Arthur Blythe - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
RIP Jack DeJohnette, fellow Woodstocker. Just picked up this record recently and it convinced me that any record with Jackie on it was gonna be worth hearing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKC...
I'm actually kind of doing this right now, Arthur Blythe's Lenox Avenue Breakdown being the record that spurred it. His catalog of credits is so incredibly deep.
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm actually kind of doing this right now, Arthur Blythe's Lenox Avenue Breakdown being the record that spurred it. His catalog of credits is so incredibly deep.
I just picked this up blind recently because it was reasonably priced. Knew Farrell from his album "Outback," but the rest of that lineup was just too good to pass up. This is an absolute ripper and Jackie's percussion is a big reason why.
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I just picked this up blind recently because it was reasonably priced. Knew Farrell from his album "Outback," but the rest of that lineup was just too good to pass up. This is an absolute ripper and Jackie's percussion is a big reason why.
If you ever see/get a chance to have anything from West Kill or Arrowwood Brewing, highest recommendations!
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you ever see/get a chance to have anything from West Kill or Arrowwood Brewing, highest recommendations!
Ho ho ho look who looooves the Hudson Valley
October 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Ho ho ho look who looooves the Hudson Valley
complaints about Van Morrison signal spiritual infirmity, fix your heart or die
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
complaints about Van Morrison signal spiritual infirmity, fix your heart or die
low key favorite part of the movie was every woman just openly lusting over him. skyler gisondo deserves to be a sex symbol goddamnit
July 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
low key favorite part of the movie was every woman just openly lusting over him. skyler gisondo deserves to be a sex symbol goddamnit
Starsailor’s album cover may be the greatest troll job in the history of music
March 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Starsailor’s album cover may be the greatest troll job in the history of music
Just got back from Holland and let me tell you they LOVE that rabbit over there
February 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just got back from Holland and let me tell you they LOVE that rabbit over there