AJ Robertson
@ajrtn.bsky.social
The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving." Oliver Wendell Holmes
Being a cat person means:
-High tolerance for pain. Razor blade paws.
-High tolerance of fickle but lovable assholes.
-Cat hair everywhere and lint rollers also everywhere.
-Always an excuse to leave early to “feed the cats,” when in fact you know full well the dry food was topped off.
-High tolerance for pain. Razor blade paws.
-High tolerance of fickle but lovable assholes.
-Cat hair everywhere and lint rollers also everywhere.
-Always an excuse to leave early to “feed the cats,” when in fact you know full well the dry food was topped off.
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Being a cat person means:
-High tolerance for pain. Razor blade paws.
-High tolerance of fickle but lovable assholes.
-Cat hair everywhere and lint rollers also everywhere.
-Always an excuse to leave early to “feed the cats,” when in fact you know full well the dry food was topped off.
-High tolerance for pain. Razor blade paws.
-High tolerance of fickle but lovable assholes.
-Cat hair everywhere and lint rollers also everywhere.
-Always an excuse to leave early to “feed the cats,” when in fact you know full well the dry food was topped off.
Otto- you were the best stray turned porch cat I could have asked for. Three or four months just wasn’t long enough. You will be missed terribly. Every time I pull into my carport, I’ll think of you. I’m sorry we didn’t have longer. #goodbye #crossedtherainbowbridge
September 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Otto- you were the best stray turned porch cat I could have asked for. Three or four months just wasn’t long enough. You will be missed terribly. Every time I pull into my carport, I’ll think of you. I’m sorry we didn’t have longer. #goodbye #crossedtherainbowbridge
Red flags: people who say “I never…” or “I always…” Avoid those words during any meaningful conversation.
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July 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Red flags: people who say “I never…” or “I always…” Avoid those words during any meaningful conversation.
Peak homebody… napped, cleaned out the pantry, rearranged some furniture, let the roomba do its thing, made tea, and took a long hot bath.
July 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Peak homebody… napped, cleaned out the pantry, rearranged some furniture, let the roomba do its thing, made tea, and took a long hot bath.
Why is the week after finals and graduation always jam packed with meetings and projects? I’m trying to get pumped about an upcoming vacation and I’m wiped out by the end of the day.
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May 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why is the week after finals and graduation always jam packed with meetings and projects? I’m trying to get pumped about an upcoming vacation and I’m wiped out by the end of the day.
If you are trying to scam someone, have the smarts to not use a Hotmail email address. #dumbscammers
May 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you are trying to scam someone, have the smarts to not use a Hotmail email address. #dumbscammers
A first meeting. Nora seems cautiously interested in Jasper. She tailed him around the house keeping her distance. Lily, on the other hand, sat upon her cat tree throne while looking down at him and growling. #babysteps
March 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
A first meeting. Nora seems cautiously interested in Jasper. She tailed him around the house keeping her distance. Lily, on the other hand, sat upon her cat tree throne while looking down at him and growling. #babysteps
Having cats in the house now makes me say the weirdest things in even weirder voices.
March 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Having cats in the house now makes me say the weirdest things in even weirder voices.
I need this weather to not be like the stock market. I want to move my plants back outside so these cats won’t murder them.
March 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I need this weather to not be like the stock market. I want to move my plants back outside so these cats won’t murder them.
Don’t worry. If y’all visit and stay, two bedrooms are off-limits for the cats.
March 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Don’t worry. If y’all visit and stay, two bedrooms are off-limits for the cats.
Old house things to know: check your really old double hung windows to make sure the top is closed. Nearly two years in this house and realized most of the top windows had slowly dropped. No telling how long they were open. 🤦🏻♂️
March 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Old house things to know: check your really old double hung windows to make sure the top is closed. Nearly two years in this house and realized most of the top windows had slowly dropped. No telling how long they were open. 🤦🏻♂️
Well, they are hard to tell apart. 🤷🏻♂️
March 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well, they are hard to tell apart. 🤷🏻♂️
Welcome to the crew, Lily and Nora (also known as the floofs). They were a bit overwhelmed on the ride home and being in a new place. They are currently hiding under the bed…poor kitties.
March 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Welcome to the crew, Lily and Nora (also known as the floofs). They were a bit overwhelmed on the ride home and being in a new place. They are currently hiding under the bed…poor kitties.
Torrential rain last night and snow forecasted for Wednesday. I’m over this year. I just want to hibernate until 2030.
February 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Torrential rain last night and snow forecasted for Wednesday. I’m over this year. I just want to hibernate until 2030.
Day 300 of the flu. Joking aside, when will it end?
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February 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Day 300 of the flu. Joking aside, when will it end?
Was the recipe meant for a loaf pan?
February 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Was the recipe meant for a loaf pan?
Back at work after being out sick for a while. I already miss my dogs.
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Back at work after being out sick for a while. I already miss my dogs.
Tennessee legislators just passed this and folks other than politicians overwhelmingly didn’t want it. Now it’s law and will probably drain our TN Lottery scholarship funds within a few years. Most of our rural counties don’t even have private options.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Tennessee legislators just passed this and folks other than politicians overwhelmingly didn’t want it. Now it’s law and will probably drain our TN Lottery scholarship funds within a few years. Most of our rural counties don’t even have private options.
Decided to venture out into the world after getting over the flu. I enjoyed Target and Aldi but did not enjoy the sick people that should have stayed home.
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Decided to venture out into the world after getting over the flu. I enjoyed Target and Aldi but did not enjoy the sick people that should have stayed home.
Am I cold or am I hot? I need my body to just pick one and stick with it. Uggh… flu.
February 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Am I cold or am I hot? I need my body to just pick one and stick with it. Uggh… flu.
Well, folks, I’m at home for the rest of the week with Flu A. At least I added two audio books and have plenty I should be doing on my dissertation.
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February 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Well, folks, I’m at home for the rest of the week with Flu A. At least I added two audio books and have plenty I should be doing on my dissertation.