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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · 8d

Oh wow I just remembered I have BlueSky

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · Sep 7

Hey everyone...LOOK OVER HERE! It's Lt. Col. Bone Spurs declaring war on an American city!!! Does his rough tough cream-puff cosplay make you forget about the EPSTEIN survivors, their lifetime of trauma & their courage to speak the truth in public?

Yeah, me neither.

#ReleaseTheEPSTEINFilesASAP

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Sep 7

New York City is a man, #Chicago is a lady, and Los Angeles is genderfluid. No, I don’t know why but prove me wrong.

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IrishCabbyRRT @irishcabbyrrt.bsky.social · Sep 4

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Aug 23

Child: when you were my age, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Me: ...Baz Luhrmann’s version of Mercutio. Why do you ask?

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Aug 5

HELLO EVERYONE HI. The shit…has hit the fan. But I’m glad you’re here. Welcome to the shitshow.

To help: gofund.me/c22965bc

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Jul 11

If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78

Donate to Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease, organized by Ashley Murtaugh

In the coming year, our little family will be facing some pre… Ashley Murtaugh needs your support for Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Jul 11

If you can help, please do. gofund.me/78d9ab78

Donate to Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease, organized by Ashley Murtaugh

In the coming year, our little family will be facing some pre… Ashley Murtaugh needs your support for Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease

gofund.me

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Jul 7

I know I don’t have the. Highest following on here, but my wife is sick, and our family is about to go through the wringer. Please help spread the word. Thank youse.

gofund.me/1a483e96

Donate to Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease, organized by Ashley Murtaugh

In the coming year, our little family will be facing some pre… Ashley Murtaugh needs your support for Help Alison’s Battle Against Breast Cancer and Heart Disease

gofund.me

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Jul 7

He forgot the name of the prime minister of Japan while speaking live and just called him…Mr. Japan.

Mr. Japan, folks.

This is where we’re at. Mr. Japan.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Jun 24

If you’re feeling overwhelmed to the point of numbness and fatigue, remember: two decades and trillions of dollars were spent trying to sever you from your compassion and humanity. You feel like this because it didn’t work on you, babe.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · May 27

Apparently there’s been a 400% increase in violence against ICE agents since February 2025, but I think we as a country can do better than that.

Those are rookie numbers.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · May 16

I think the most fun part about American medicine is one doctor saying HEY STUPID WHATEVERR YOU DO, DON’T STOP TAKING THIS MEDICINE ABRUPTLY.

And two months later another doctor demands you ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING THESE MEDS OR YOU WILL EXPLODE INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS IF YOU HEAR THE WORD “SURGERY”

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · May 9

Over $220 million has been paid out to sexual abuse victims by clergy in the state of Illinois alone.

Calm down. It’s the same shit over and over.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Apr 28

So this happened today

Jiminy Crickets @jiminy-crickets.bsky.social · Apr 28

Welcome to censorship

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Apr 14

Vaccines are less expensive than child-sized coffins.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Apr 1

@Cory Booker really living the porkroll egg and cheese SPK mission statement rn: if you pose a credible threat to the people of this country, someone from New Jersey will stand up and yell at you for 24 hours straight.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Mar 30

If you see me standing in line - ANYWHERE FOR ANYTHING - just know that the person in front of me is Colin Robinson.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Mar 25

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Mar 25

[At this point, I’m not even worried that there will be a nuclear exchange triggered by an ACTUAL event.

I’m worried that these absolute urinal cakes in charge are gonna mistakenly drop the football codes in a group chat with the gulag man.]

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Mar 25

I go live on tiktok with a block of text that reads “you have never lived in a world without trans people and you never will” and it has filled so many magat diapers lately 🤣

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Mar 12

March 12th, 2025. Imperial Decline Era. Day fifty one summary:

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Mar 4

I’m not saying that ALL men are problematic but the ONLY boy cat in this house shot a blood clot out of his peener and even the vets went “oh wow”after zooming in on the picture.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Feb 25

There are few things as satisfying as telling your doctor that insurance denied your life-saving treatment and watching them just quietly seethe, knowing full well that someone on the other end of a headset is going to have a deadass VERY bad day VERY soon.

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AKCrucial @akcrucial.bsky.social · Feb 24

My #patreon costs a buck at the lowest tier and it’s fun.

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