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@alaeriia.bsky.social
Knowledge is Power
Friendship is Magic
Resistance is Futile
Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer.
Profile picture is by Hooves-Art
Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.
Friendship is Magic
Resistance is Futile
Keeper of the Secret Jewish Space Laser, furry, competitive pinballer.
Profile picture is by Hooves-Art
Heads up: I post porn on occasion. If you aren't old enough for that, do not interact.
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@alaeriia.bsky.social
· Oct 18
My current sonae:
Circuit Breaker: unicorn pony stallion, technopath, cutie mark is a Factorio red circuit in a yellow star. Wears a pair of mechanical wings.
Shayna Seraphim: Immortal dragon-angel hybrid mage, specializing in healing and augmentations.
(1/2)
Circuit Breaker: unicorn pony stallion, technopath, cutie mark is a Factorio red circuit in a yellow star. Wears a pair of mechanical wings.
Shayna Seraphim: Immortal dragon-angel hybrid mage, specializing in healing and augmentations.
(1/2)
Myles MacKenzie is not that annoying tbh. The little goober is starting to grow on me.
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Myles MacKenzie is not that annoying tbh. The little goober is starting to grow on me.
Kirby Air Riders when it's good:
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kirby Air Riders when it's good:
My roommate, carrying the steaks out to the grill:
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My roommate, carrying the steaks out to the grill:
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
"You must TREAT the MEAT. Do not disrespect the meat. Do not BEAT the meat. You TREAT the meat, then you HEAT the meat, and then you EAT the meat!"
Real orange cat energy, that one.
Max Verstappen:
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Max Verstappen:
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
> Barges into Red Bull
> Steals Kvyat's seat
> Steals Kvyat's girlfriend
> Steals Kvyat's daughter
> Wins four world championships
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves?
Gonna be honest here, watching #Ferrari oof up Lewis Hamilton's career like they did to Seb is kinda cathartic, in a "told you so" sort of way.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gonna be honest here, watching #Ferrari oof up Lewis Hamilton's career like they did to Seb is kinda cathartic, in a "told you so" sort of way.
Valid excuse for being late
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Valid excuse for being late
@saphroneth.bsky.social okay, I'll bite. What are the rules for how Hogwarts interferes with Muggle technology in Harry is a Dragon? I think it's something to do with vacuum tubes, but that wouldn't explain why the plane's piston engine wouldn't work. (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
@saphroneth.bsky.social okay, I'll bite. What are the rules for how Hogwarts interferes with Muggle technology in Harry is a Dragon? I think it's something to do with vacuum tubes, but that wouldn't explain why the plane's piston engine wouldn't work. (1/2)
JK Rowling is the sort of person who would unironically complain that her food has "too much flavor".
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
JK Rowling is the sort of person who would unironically complain that her food has "too much flavor".
This is how I learn Grammarly exists.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
Another one bites the dust.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
Delete your Grammarly account, apps, plugins and everything related to it.
They will use your writing to train AI.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is how I learn Grammarly exists.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
I do my style/grammar checks the old-fashioned way: I run it by my partner, who is an English teacher.
I'm honestly tempted to run for Congress. Get in, do my two years, acquire generational wealth, get out.
It'd also look good on my resume.
It'd also look good on my resume.
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm honestly tempted to run for Congress. Get in, do my two years, acquire generational wealth, get out.
It'd also look good on my resume.
It'd also look good on my resume.
Feel free to suggest good punishments for him in the replies. I'll pass the best ones on to @thedevil.bsky.social, who can implement them at his leisure.
#ripbozo
#ripbozo
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Feel free to suggest good punishments for him in the replies. I'll pass the best ones on to @thedevil.bsky.social, who can implement them at his leisure.
#ripbozo
#ripbozo
Reminder that I managed to 100% Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition before The Completionist did.
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reminder that I managed to 100% Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition before The Completionist did.
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
I also have not committed charity fraud, so there's that. #winning
...is that Lucky the Dragon as an anime girl? WHY, @msigaming.bsky.social?
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
...is that Lucky the Dragon as an anime girl? WHY, @msigaming.bsky.social?
What is it with people with "baby on board" bumper stickers and driving like absolute maniacs?
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What is it with people with "baby on board" bumper stickers and driving like absolute maniacs?
So Sparrow just wandered into my microcenter and it's really awkward that I recognized him
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So Sparrow just wandered into my microcenter and it's really awkward that I recognized him
So, the Commanders are playing the Cowboys.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So, the Commanders are playing the Cowboys.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
No matter who wins, everyone loses.
Don't forget to cancel your #XboxGamePass subscription if you haven't done so already.
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Don't forget to cancel your #XboxGamePass subscription if you haven't done so already.
Nikita Mazepin can be allowed into Formula 1 once again if and only if he crashes out in Monaco and ends up in the harbor.
At least that way we would get some on-track excitement.
At least that way we would get some on-track excitement.
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nikita Mazepin can be allowed into Formula 1 once again if and only if he crashes out in Monaco and ends up in the harbor.
At least that way we would get some on-track excitement.
At least that way we would get some on-track excitement.
Testing the new tentacles.
Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.
Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Testing the new tentacles.
Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.
Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.
So I was playing fetch with the dog in West Castle Town and he couldn't find the stick, so he brought back a green Rupee.
I've been playing this game for nearly 20 years and I had no idea he could do that.
#twilightprincess #zelda #nintendo
I've been playing this game for nearly 20 years and I had no idea he could do that.
#twilightprincess #zelda #nintendo
October 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So I was playing fetch with the dog in West Castle Town and he couldn't find the stick, so he brought back a green Rupee.
I've been playing this game for nearly 20 years and I had no idea he could do that.
#twilightprincess #zelda #nintendo
I've been playing this game for nearly 20 years and I had no idea he could do that.
#twilightprincess #zelda #nintendo
Um, Bitspower, you can't do that.
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Um, Bitspower, you can't do that.
Reposted by 𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓲𝓪
huh. this is interesting
September 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
huh. this is interesting
Gun violence is always tragic and should be condemned. My heart goes out to the three students in Colorado who perished in today's school shooting, as well as anyone who was injured in said shooting.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gun violence is always tragic and should be condemned. My heart goes out to the three students in Colorado who perished in today's school shooting, as well as anyone who was injured in said shooting.
USA? Nah, we're all about USB here.
September 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
USA? Nah, we're all about USB here.