Kurt Hoffman
@alakurt.bsky.social
Born in Berlin, raised in Russia, educated at Oxford, played in Paris, ruined in Rome; some of this is true. Life, àla Kurt.
The Big Woods of MN
The Big Woods of MN
It’s beginning to look… Decorate when the wind don’t bite!
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It’s beginning to look… Decorate when the wind don’t bite!
I love making my own meatballs, because I know exactly what’s in them. But I detest making them, because my CDO nature can’t stand that they all are not the same size or shape!
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love making my own meatballs, because I know exactly what’s in them. But I detest making them, because my CDO nature can’t stand that they all are not the same size or shape!
While we were off cruising, our neighbors, the WhiteTailed Deer, so thoughtfully stripped the leaves from our horseradish stalks. Not pictured here, they also deheaded every chrysanthemum blossom from the plants in our upper garden. I hope they got a gut ache. #pests
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
While we were off cruising, our neighbors, the WhiteTailed Deer, so thoughtfully stripped the leaves from our horseradish stalks. Not pictured here, they also deheaded every chrysanthemum blossom from the plants in our upper garden. I hope they got a gut ache. #pests
Cherries have been inexpensive this year. And delicious! #cherrycobbler🍒
— at Balsam Hollow.
— at Balsam Hollow.
August 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cherries have been inexpensive this year. And delicious! #cherrycobbler🍒
— at Balsam Hollow.
— at Balsam Hollow.
The peony patch is right below the hook that holds our bird feeder in winter. A sunflower seed must have germinated in the protection of the peonies. The stalk is 4-ft tall; more flowers look to be blooming! #crazyplants
August 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The peony patch is right below the hook that holds our bird feeder in winter. A sunflower seed must have germinated in the protection of the peonies. The stalk is 4-ft tall; more flowers look to be blooming! #crazyplants
Can he bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy? 🎶🎶🎶
July 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Can he bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy? 🎶🎶🎶
False sunflowers, or Heliopsis helianthoides. Happily, perennials. At Balsam Hollow.
July 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
False sunflowers, or Heliopsis helianthoides. Happily, perennials. At Balsam Hollow.
Happy Thursday, all! Let’s get the party started!
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Happy Thursday, all! Let’s get the party started!
De mon balcone. Looks like a Monet painting outside; smells like a Paris chimney. Three minutes outside & my eyes burn. My throat hurts. Safely sealed up. On North Roosevelt. #fires
July 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
De mon balcone. Looks like a Monet painting outside; smells like a Paris chimney. Three minutes outside & my eyes burn. My throat hurts. Safely sealed up. On North Roosevelt. #fires
My favorite season! At Balsam Hollows... Lilies in bloom!
July 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My favorite season! At Balsam Hollows... Lilies in bloom!
On July 6, 1964, a movie called A Hard Day's Night premiered in London, England. It featured four pop music members of a Liverpool band called The Beatles. It was in black & white, as many movies still were at that time. 12 songs were jammed into its 87 minutes. Predating MTV by 18 years.
July 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
On July 6, 1964, a movie called A Hard Day's Night premiered in London, England. It featured four pop music members of a Liverpool band called The Beatles. It was in black & white, as many movies still were at that time. 12 songs were jammed into its 87 minutes. Predating MTV by 18 years.
Time for Peach Cobbler … #summertreats at Balsam Hollow
July 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Time for Peach Cobbler … #summertreats at Balsam Hollow
Gardens LOVE July heat!
July 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Gardens LOVE July heat!
The Garden Pages: The Peonies Report. Beaten down by rains.
June 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Garden Pages: The Peonies Report. Beaten down by rains.
Triple Berry Pie: blackberries, blueberries, strawberries. Another Saturday night at Balsam Hollow…
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Triple Berry Pie: blackberries, blueberries, strawberries. Another Saturday night at Balsam Hollow…
De mon fenêtre. Saddened, because we love our maples, but they are not long living.
June 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
De mon fenêtre. Saddened, because we love our maples, but they are not long living.
I always have been proud of being from Minnesota.
In 2025, my Minnesota pride is bruised & shaken. Minnesota is just like any other state in the U-S. We must learn to live with the horror of gun violence & assassination. Rest in peace, Melissa & Mark Hortman.
In 2025, my Minnesota pride is bruised & shaken. Minnesota is just like any other state in the U-S. We must learn to live with the horror of gun violence & assassination. Rest in peace, Melissa & Mark Hortman.
June 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I always have been proud of being from Minnesota.
In 2025, my Minnesota pride is bruised & shaken. Minnesota is just like any other state in the U-S. We must learn to live with the horror of gun violence & assassination. Rest in peace, Melissa & Mark Hortman.
In 2025, my Minnesota pride is bruised & shaken. Minnesota is just like any other state in the U-S. We must learn to live with the horror of gun violence & assassination. Rest in peace, Melissa & Mark Hortman.
Thursday Meme. Truth.
June 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Thursday Meme. Truth.
Freshly cut. No rest for the wicked. #rhubarbcrop #smellswonderful
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Freshly cut. No rest for the wicked. #rhubarbcrop #smellswonderful
De mon fenêtre. Morning brunch. A second fawn is behind its mother, nursing. The one in front is about to leap into motion. They move so fast! The doe in the foreground is last year’s family. Mama is big on twins; there is a young buck from last year, who has moved off on his own.
June 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
De mon fenêtre. Morning brunch. A second fawn is behind its mother, nursing. The one in front is about to leap into motion. They move so fast! The doe in the foreground is last year’s family. Mama is big on twins; there is a young buck from last year, who has moved off on his own.