Alan
@alanfirecat.bsky.social
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artist | linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron he/they/she i like to be ironic i follow purple people (sometimes)
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alanfirecat.bsky.social
react to him (old ahh character i need to draw again)

he is feodor
anthropomorphic orange fox with black paws and black top of the head and black tail tip starin at viewer
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zestylemonss.bsky.social
Words of encouragement from beecat?
alanfirecat.bsky.social
just checked the album and it's the track titled "young lust"
alanfirecat.bsky.social
had the melody and words of part of a song stuck in my head for too long and just randomly remembering where it's from is wild

it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering
alanfirecat.bsky.social
putting my used diabetic needles into the container labeled ☢RADIATION from now on /j
alanfirecat.bsky.social
"fried egg" encompasses the range of eggs that are cooked on a pan on the stove, from sunny side up to over-easy to over-hard

if you see an egg on a burger there's a good chance the yolk is indeed runny
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ralphgaloart.bsky.social
I really hate when NSFW accounts say "NO MINORS" and then forget (or directly ignore) to label their porn.

It's kinda "You don't want me to see adult content, and I don't want to see your adult content, then why tf you don't use the goddamn labels that are there for a reason!?".

#ralphopinions
A lighting landing on a specific room in a departement with a text above saying "Fuck you in particular".
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furry-hater.bsky.social
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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alanfirecat.bsky.social
cool focus, right?
(pun)
alanfirecat.bsky.social
i googled a bit about this the day that it happened (and i'd heard about it before too), and it's not that much of a risk in reality since anyone could just say "yes" in place of the victim, plus the companies don't recognize voices, which makes it not a check for security, but better to be safe
alanfirecat.bsky.social
EEEOUUUGGGHHHAHHAAHA
alanfirecat.bsky.social
wow i am now legally allowed to post this

(*joke post*)
an image of CORN (with a C) on a cob
alanfirecat.bsky.social
lmao i was about to be hit with a "say yes" scam over the phone but i averted it

the guy said "can you hear me?" to which i responded "mmmmmmaybe"

he then said "fuck you" and hung up 💀 it worked
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angypaws.com
USA Peeps:

Aus Post shipping is back from Monday!
So I've activated the cheaper shipping in store

That also includes FREE shipping for orders over AUD150 (about USD100)

There will still be a Tariff which is charged in checkout.

Thanks <3
Sol
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wrennifer.bsky.social
I think this narrative is the core of my urbanism. We've made participation in society so expensive through our urban infra choices, and those choices are self reinforcing and serve only to alienate people from the society they no longer have to interact with and now drive through.
a screenshot of a Reddit post, posted 8 hours ago to r/Vent by fourthlago titled "Working in an auto shop is heartbreaking sometimes"

The post text is as follows: 
I can't count the amount of times I've seen grown men and women break down in tears because they can't afford to fix their cars that they rely on to live their entire lives. The economy is so bad right now and we can only discount things so much to make enough profit to keep corporate off our backs. It's sickening to see an elderly man tear up because his only income is doordash and he can't afford to fix the car he literally needs to do it, or a single mother cry because she only has $30 and an unrepairable tire. Sometimes I have to step aside and cry for them myself. I hate what this economy is doing to people.
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chiitan.love
Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
alanfirecat.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @transitsimp.bsky.social hope you enjoy your birthday gift art

go wish her a happy birthday

#furry #furryart
my drawing of abby transit_simp's fursona, a yellow and white fox with pink hair and a bowtie looking back wearily and fearfully at the thought of turning 20 (old mf)
alanfirecat.bsky.social
Make a band singular:

Moon Owl's Mage
(awesome local band check them out /srs)
alanfirecat.bsky.social
HUGE thanks to @tetsudragons.bsky.social for this drawing of my sona :3 it's fitting for the season and so pretty, i'm happy to receive this
headshot of my fursona (purple cat) in a fall setting with a leaf on their nose

art by tetsudragons