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The Bees helmets have sprinkles on them.
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
They’re just not gonna call the hold on TN tonight.
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Carson Beck needs to take some exlax for his eyes
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I want to do a 🧵 about the Sidney Sweeney thing, because it's *extremely* revealing & educational.

First, to be clear: I could not give less of a shit about the details -- the ad, the rhetoric, the jeans, her boobs, whatever. Good lord, who cares.

Let's look at the *structure* of the episode.
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
sTaTeS rIgHtS
June 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Yes. This is what happened, and it’s shameful and cowardly.
April 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#CharitibundiBowl has no Samford University participants. Meanwhile, my beloved alma mater that no longer exists out-contributes UAB. Birmingham, AL "Football Capital of the South" knows the 3-time Dixie Conference Champs hs the best football legacy! Forward, EVER! BSC.edu
April 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Forward, Ever!
April 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@newap-georgia.bsky.social I know y’all are off the clock, but it looks like Birmingham-Southern may be split into two schools on the leaderboard.
April 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Please consider giving in the EDSBS Charity Bowl. I gave in the name of a school that while gone, changed my life. Forward, Ever!

edsbscharitybowl.com

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
April 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social if my college is dead (BSC, Forward Ever!), can I still donate to the Charity Bowl in their name?
April 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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BoYcOtT tHe SuPeR bOwL
February 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Buckle up, South Carolina. State Senator Richard Cash (R-Anderson) introduced S. 323 to ban ALL abortions in this state. No exceptions for rape or incest. No exceptions for a fatal fetal abnormality. No traveling out of state for an abortion. IUDs and some birth control pills banned. 🧵
2025-2026 Bill 323: Unborn Child Protection Act - South Carolina Legislature Online
www.scstatehouse.gov
February 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don’t cross that picket line…
Costco Teamsters Overwhelmingly Vote to Authorize Strike
teamster.org
January 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So it seems that most ICE agents carry administrative warrants, which by themselves are not sufficient for searches. More details:

projectsouth.org/wp-content/u...

H/T infosec.exchange/@Nonya_Bidni...
January 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So frustrating to watch this team.
December 31, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I’m not saying they should have made it, but SOS needs to matter.
December 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Look, ‘Bama deserves what they got but don’t tell me they wouldn’t have given a better account of themselves than what we’ve seen so far.
December 21, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Alabama didn’t make the playoffs, which is fine. Honestly they didn’t really deserve to be there. I’m just disappointed that we didn’t get to see people freak out that they DID.
December 9, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Despite questionable officiating, Aggie still in it and then they choke on the goal line.
December 1, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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Yes
October 6, 2024 at 3:25 AM
WHOMPIN
September 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM