Alan Plotzker, MD
@alanplotzker.bsky.social
Neurologist, pun enthusiast, die-hard Eagles fan. Husband of @mcknightwrites.bsky.social Opinions are my own
Philly area native now in Pittsburgh
#MedSky
Philly area native now in Pittsburgh
#MedSky
Reposted by Alan Plotzker, MD
The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
And yet, they did.
Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.
Man, maybe Bears really do have plot armor
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Man, maybe Bears really do have plot armor
WTF was that, Stroud??
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
WTF was that, Stroud??
Why are divisional round wins an conference championship appearances not the same number? 🧐
January 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Why are divisional round wins an conference championship appearances not the same number? 🧐
Looked like good roughing and terrible PI calls
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Looked like good roughing and terrible PI calls
Reposted by Alan Plotzker, MD
“ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do” played over video of ICE engaging in acts of violence should be the wall to wall DNC media strategy right now
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do” played over video of ICE engaging in acts of violence should be the wall to wall DNC media strategy right now
Holy shit, Trump admin is literally asking Penn for lists of Jews there because something something antisemitism
This is like two steps away from “let’s have all the Jews wear yellow stars so we can better protect them from antisemitism”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
This is like two steps away from “let’s have all the Jews wear yellow stars so we can better protect them from antisemitism”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
UPenn faculty condemn Trump administration’s demand for ‘lists of Jews’
Groups say EEOC demand for names and personal details echoes dark history and threatens safety and civil rights
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Holy shit, Trump admin is literally asking Penn for lists of Jews there because something something antisemitism
This is like two steps away from “let’s have all the Jews wear yellow stars so we can better protect them from antisemitism”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
This is like two steps away from “let’s have all the Jews wear yellow stars so we can better protect them from antisemitism”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
It’s crazy someone wrote a whole song about starting rounds on the highest floor and going down. Very niche.
Definitely a banger, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C1...
Definitely a banger, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C1...
Gravity - Hazbin Hotel | Prime Video
YouTube video by Vivziepop
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It’s crazy someone wrote a whole song about starting rounds on the highest floor and going down. Very niche.
Definitely a banger, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C1...
Definitely a banger, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1C1...
“Wanna get high?”
- me, before putting my infant son in a high chair
- me, before putting my infant son in a high chair
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“Wanna get high?”
- me, before putting my infant son in a high chair
- me, before putting my infant son in a high chair
Not a high bar, but this is one of the darker things I’ve seen on Grubhub
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not a high bar, but this is one of the darker things I’ve seen on Grubhub
Once again asking RBs and WRs to throw the ball away in situations where they’re about to take a large loss. You’ll get an ineligible downfield penalty, but 1st and 15 is much better than 2nd and 15
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Once again asking RBs and WRs to throw the ball away in situations where they’re about to take a large loss. You’ll get an ineligible downfield penalty, but 1st and 15 is much better than 2nd and 15
They did the Jalen Carter “try to catch the spike” thing!
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
They did the Jalen Carter “try to catch the spike” thing!
What a lame 3rd and 7 call with a chance to put together a game winning drive
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What a lame 3rd and 7 call with a chance to put together a game winning drive
Man, I almost turned this game off at 30-14
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Man, I almost turned this game off at 30-14
I turn around for one second and as soon as I look back, we’re at “fentanyl is a WMD” levels of stupidity
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I turn around for one second and as soon as I look back, we’re at “fentanyl is a WMD” levels of stupidity
There’s not enough discussion of how awful Jordan Love’s mustache is. He might become an all pro if he wasn’t so dragged down by that thing
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
There’s not enough discussion of how awful Jordan Love’s mustache is. He might become an all pro if he wasn’t so dragged down by that thing
This vile, bigoted piece of shit cannot be gone fast enough. From politics and the earth
Dems are unfortunately to chickenshit on immigration to hammer the obvious position that blaming everyone from several whole countries for the actions of one guy is insane
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
Dems are unfortunately to chickenshit on immigration to hammer the obvious position that blaming everyone from several whole countries for the actions of one guy is insane
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
U.S. halts all immigration cases — including citizenship ceremonies — for nationals of 19 countries, internal guidance says
The Trump administration has halted all immigration applications filed by people from 19 countries, according to internal government guidance, its latest move to restrict legal immigration pathways.
www.cbsnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This vile, bigoted piece of shit cannot be gone fast enough. From politics and the earth
Dems are unfortunately to chickenshit on immigration to hammer the obvious position that blaming everyone from several whole countries for the actions of one guy is insane
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
Dems are unfortunately to chickenshit on immigration to hammer the obvious position that blaming everyone from several whole countries for the actions of one guy is insane
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...
Bad AI captions, an ongoing series:
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bad AI captions, an ongoing series:
“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???”
- me to my baby before sitting in the rocking chair and gently rocking him to sleep
- me to my baby before sitting in the rocking chair and gently rocking him to sleep
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???”
- me to my baby before sitting in the rocking chair and gently rocking him to sleep
- me to my baby before sitting in the rocking chair and gently rocking him to sleep
Made milanesa tortas with a mildly ridiculous number of toppings
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Made milanesa tortas with a mildly ridiculous number of toppings
Baby is going to be 3 months old tomorrow. I keep hearing that he should be coup-ing, but he seems awfully young to overthrow the government.
I think it makes more sense to focus on more achievable things like making various baby noises
I think it makes more sense to focus on more achievable things like making various baby noises
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Baby is going to be 3 months old tomorrow. I keep hearing that he should be coup-ing, but he seems awfully young to overthrow the government.
I think it makes more sense to focus on more achievable things like making various baby noises
I think it makes more sense to focus on more achievable things like making various baby noises
The fact that there are pacifiers but no atlantiers just shows the west coast bias of the baby industry
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The fact that there are pacifiers but no atlantiers just shows the west coast bias of the baby industry
“One of the more deranged people in the Trump admin” turned out to be an understatement
Ingrassia really does not get enough attention as one of the more deranged people in the Trump admin. Citing “constitutional scholar” John Eastman’s nonsense in 2024!
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“One of the more deranged people in the Trump admin” turned out to be an understatement