al
@alantaire.bsky.social
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mr taire was my father please call me alan
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marinaobaghee.bsky.social
Poco me las apreciais
alantaire.bsky.social
theyre so competent <3
alantaire.bsky.social
yo te quiero mas que todo
alantaire.bsky.social
Salem sí! Peggy es hija de Clara Cortés
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
alantaire.bsky.social
Peggy y Salem respectivamente, son detectives y los principales parasitos de mi cerebro durante los últimos... 3-4 años..... 😳
alantaire.bsky.social
prohibición realness 💋
alantaire.bsky.social
theyre so competent <3
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kidwma.bsky.social
this has been me for past few months, please send help, i am gonna die
alantaire.bsky.social
como siempre os dejo ver los WIPs
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sweatermuppet.bsky.social
happy lesbian visibility week!! 🧡🤍🩷
[image ID: a grayscale sticker design surrounded by a dark outline. Large text on the left reads “you could learn a lot from a lesbian.” On the right are several different intricately shaded drawings, including a hammer, a tall black boot, a heart-shaped lollipop, several connected carabiners, two cherries with their stems tied in a heart-shaped knot, an open metal lighter, a keychain, an apple neatly sliced in half, a bouquet of flowers, a heart-shaped lock and key, and a butterfly wing. All these items are surrounded by a variety of little drawn stars. end ID.]
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shirogussi.bsky.social
Feliç Sant Jordi de part de la vostra (ex)llibretera de confiança🌹💫📖
Compreu molts llibres, regaleu moltes roses i tracteu bé a les llibreteres que porten mesos preparant aquesta diada❤️‍🩹
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necromonja.bsky.social
Sobre el turismo: algunos no vivís en zonas de turismo masivo y se nota. Sabemos por qué nos quejamos.
Yo soy responsable cuando soy turista, respeto el lugar en el que estoy y a su gente. Eso es lo mínimo y aquí os aseguro que no se cumple.
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simoondraws.bsky.social
Young king of Argos 👑
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avatarkasia.bsky.social
She's never early, always late 🌹🌻🌷🪻🌼💐
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meyoco.bsky.social
haircut ✂️🔪🗡️
Artwork of a girl with long plaited hair and antique scissors, a dagger, and a sickle pinned into her hair.
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
alantaire.bsky.social
born to read romance forced to whack ghouls with a shovel
A character spread depicting a young person with very short blond hair, big almond eyes, a pouty mouth and a bumpy nose - the spread is titled Volkov (written in cyrillic)
There are three sketches depicting the character: a headshot, a half-body shot holding a book and an interaction with another character, Shirley, where she is clearly flirting with Volkov, who is serious in all three of them but clearly blushing in the last. The spread also depicts two items: a book, White Nights, with the original Russian title, and a stained shovel. 
Finally, a handwritten note that has been crossed out reads: "I cannot follow you to Paris"