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· May 3
man was not made to look at screens all day,,, man was made to stare at the glorious sunrise in awe and wonder until he trips over a medium sized rock and fall into a bog where his body will be preserved for thousands of years
this needs to get 15 likes so i can have enough dopamine to get me through the workday
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this needs to get 15 likes so i can have enough dopamine to get me through the workday
had a dream last night i ate a hotdog and everyone in the dream was like, “wtf you’ve been a vegetarian for 20 years” and i was like, “yeah so? i can have one hotdog every 20 years who cares” and so i ate the hotdog and it tasted disgusting and it made me sick. that was the whole dream
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
had a dream last night i ate a hotdog and everyone in the dream was like, “wtf you’ve been a vegetarian for 20 years” and i was like, “yeah so? i can have one hotdog every 20 years who cares” and so i ate the hotdog and it tasted disgusting and it made me sick. that was the whole dream
that “posts more than 50 times in one day” label is wild…… buddy i do not have that many *thoughts* in one day r u kidding me?!!?
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
that “posts more than 50 times in one day” label is wild…… buddy i do not have that many *thoughts* in one day r u kidding me?!!?
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Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Goku can never have sex because of the power imbalance
*climbing out of a very dark hole carrying an absurdly large and ostentatious new electric guitar* well folks, i’m back!!
thinking of going on a downward spiral—anyone need anything from rock bottom?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
*climbing out of a very dark hole carrying an absurdly large and ostentatious new electric guitar* well folks, i’m back!!
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3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough
4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
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I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
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hey don’t bother the shrouded woman with the lantern who walks by the river at night she’s chill
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
hey don’t bother the shrouded woman with the lantern who walks by the river at night she’s chill
life hack: if you don’t have a therapist right now, you can just answer the phone the next time the sweetwater sales guy calls, and dive straight into it. jeremy is not allowed to hang up on you, you can just tell him everything
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
life hack: if you don’t have a therapist right now, you can just answer the phone the next time the sweetwater sales guy calls, and dive straight into it. jeremy is not allowed to hang up on you, you can just tell him everything
so it works like this. i DO NOT believe in god or any sort of higher power. but I DO believe that everything bad is my fault because god is punishing me for my Sins. got it?
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
so it works like this. i DO NOT believe in god or any sort of higher power. but I DO believe that everything bad is my fault because god is punishing me for my Sins. got it?
i need better vices….. i should get addicted to like.. falling down the stairs or something. workaholic just isn’t cutting it imo
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i need better vices….. i should get addicted to like.. falling down the stairs or something. workaholic just isn’t cutting it imo
this emoji is completely psychotic 🤗 wtf is her problem..,, i am afraid for my life
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
this emoji is completely psychotic 🤗 wtf is her problem..,, i am afraid for my life
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You can either start a scam, work for scammers, or deport 5-year-olds. Those are the only 3 jobs now.
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You can either start a scam, work for scammers, or deport 5-year-olds. Those are the only 3 jobs now.
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getting the shit kicked out of me while the Twin Peaks theme song plays
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
getting the shit kicked out of me while the Twin Peaks theme song plays
thinking of going on a downward spiral—anyone need anything from rock bottom?
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
thinking of going on a downward spiral—anyone need anything from rock bottom?
they should invent a version of water that you actually want to drink
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
they should invent a version of water that you actually want to drink
i am often ashamed of my Millenial Past but i was hanging with some gen-z pals last night and they fully lost their minds when i showed them pictures of me from like 2011. “YOU WERE BASICALLY ZOOEY DESCHANEL??!!??!” they were screaming. and sure, back then we all were. but they don’t know that.
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i am often ashamed of my Millenial Past but i was hanging with some gen-z pals last night and they fully lost their minds when i showed them pictures of me from like 2011. “YOU WERE BASICALLY ZOOEY DESCHANEL??!!??!” they were screaming. and sure, back then we all were. but they don’t know that.
POLL: who would win?
⃝ the fragile beauty of the human spirit
⃝ t̴h̵e̸̢̟̮̚ ̶̙̰͑̀̌h̷̘̙̪̝̝͉̆o̷̯͔̩̯̫̳͑͑̈r̵̡̨̹̙͕̮͉̭̋̅̚̚r̵̨̠̓̈́̃̚o̷̙̭͎̫̲͜͠ṟ̷̻̝̎̀s̴̢̜͇͕̦̫͕͔̍̋͋̋̂́
⃝ the fragile beauty of the human spirit
⃝ t̴h̵e̸̢̟̮̚ ̶̙̰͑̀̌h̷̘̙̪̝̝͉̆o̷̯͔̩̯̫̳͑͑̈r̵̡̨̹̙͕̮͉̭̋̅̚̚r̵̨̠̓̈́̃̚o̷̙̭͎̫̲͜͠ṟ̷̻̝̎̀s̴̢̜͇͕̦̫͕͔̍̋͋̋̂́
October 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
POLL: who would win?
⃝ the fragile beauty of the human spirit
⃝ t̴h̵e̸̢̟̮̚ ̶̙̰͑̀̌h̷̘̙̪̝̝͉̆o̷̯͔̩̯̫̳͑͑̈r̵̡̨̹̙͕̮͉̭̋̅̚̚r̵̨̠̓̈́̃̚o̷̙̭͎̫̲͜͠ṟ̷̻̝̎̀s̴̢̜͇͕̦̫͕͔̍̋͋̋̂́
⃝ the fragile beauty of the human spirit
⃝ t̴h̵e̸̢̟̮̚ ̶̙̰͑̀̌h̷̘̙̪̝̝͉̆o̷̯͔̩̯̫̳͑͑̈r̵̡̨̹̙͕̮͉̭̋̅̚̚r̵̨̠̓̈́̃̚o̷̙̭͎̫̲͜͠ṟ̷̻̝̎̀s̴̢̜͇͕̦̫͕͔̍̋͋̋̂́
shout out to all the folks who are holding it together “surprisingly well” this fine wednesday. you’re all doing great, sorta
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
shout out to all the folks who are holding it together “surprisingly well” this fine wednesday. you’re all doing great, sorta
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
they will try to make you login to the toilet but the people only want to put a log into the toilet
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
www.cnet.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
they will try to make you login to the toilet but the people only want to put a log into the toilet
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
men will say they like radiohead, but then they don’t like it when i am a creep???
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
men will say they like radiohead, but then they don’t like it when i am a creep???
people in the row in front of you on airplanes love to be watching the fakest-looking marvel movies imaginable
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
people in the row in front of you on airplanes love to be watching the fakest-looking marvel movies imaginable