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Trump: Okay, this frivolous threat that never comes true is over. Now it’s time to create five more! The only goal here is to cause Fear and Constant Uneasiness! Action need never happen in a world full of spurious threats!😃
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump: Okay, this frivolous threat that never comes true is over. Now it’s time to create five more! The only goal here is to cause Fear and Constant Uneasiness! Action need never happen in a world full of spurious threats!😃
In the beginning:
Original Republicans: Wow, for some reason we are a bunch of poor people who strangely vote for candidates chosen by the robber barons. (the Southern rural racists take over the party in the Reagan years) And now suddenly we’ve become a bunch of KKK bigots. Here comes Trump!
Original Republicans: Wow, for some reason we are a bunch of poor people who strangely vote for candidates chosen by the robber barons. (the Southern rural racists take over the party in the Reagan years) And now suddenly we’ve become a bunch of KKK bigots. Here comes Trump!
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In the beginning:
Original Republicans: Wow, for some reason we are a bunch of poor people who strangely vote for candidates chosen by the robber barons. (the Southern rural racists take over the party in the Reagan years) And now suddenly we’ve become a bunch of KKK bigots. Here comes Trump!
Original Republicans: Wow, for some reason we are a bunch of poor people who strangely vote for candidates chosen by the robber barons. (the Southern rural racists take over the party in the Reagan years) And now suddenly we’ve become a bunch of KKK bigots. Here comes Trump!
Trump: Et tu, Marjorie?
Marjorie (stabbing him): I have to win that Georgia governor race next year!
Marjorie (stabbing him): I have to win that Georgia governor race next year!
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump: Et tu, Marjorie?
Marjorie (stabbing him): I have to win that Georgia governor race next year!
Marjorie (stabbing him): I have to win that Georgia governor race next year!
Trump (to California and Texas soldiers in the Oval Office): If you try to shoot me, I’ll press this red button that will unleash nuclear hell across the entire Earth!
Soldiers: We throw down our weapons!
Trump: Ha ha, suckers! (Presses button🤯)
Soldiers: We throw down our weapons!
Trump: Ha ha, suckers! (Presses button🤯)
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Trump (to California and Texas soldiers in the Oval Office): If you try to shoot me, I’ll press this red button that will unleash nuclear hell across the entire Earth!
Soldiers: We throw down our weapons!
Trump: Ha ha, suckers! (Presses button🤯)
Soldiers: We throw down our weapons!
Trump: Ha ha, suckers! (Presses button🤯)
Q. How can we keep Republican lawmakers from being afraid of violence and threats from the Republican base?
A. Deport the Republican base to South Sudan. All of them.🇸🇸
A. Deport the Republican base to South Sudan. All of them.🇸🇸
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Q. How can we keep Republican lawmakers from being afraid of violence and threats from the Republican base?
A. Deport the Republican base to South Sudan. All of them.🇸🇸
A. Deport the Republican base to South Sudan. All of them.🇸🇸
Trump: I had to work very hard to be a worse president than James Buchanan.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Trump: I had to work very hard to be a worse president than James Buchanan.
Uncle Sam: Do you think there was manipulation of data in the last election?
Billionaire: Oh, definitely.
Uncle Sam: What makes you think so?
Elon: Because I’m the guy who did it!😉
Billionaire: Oh, definitely.
Uncle Sam: What makes you think so?
Elon: Because I’m the guy who did it!😉
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Uncle Sam: Do you think there was manipulation of data in the last election?
Billionaire: Oh, definitely.
Uncle Sam: What makes you think so?
Elon: Because I’m the guy who did it!😉
Billionaire: Oh, definitely.
Uncle Sam: What makes you think so?
Elon: Because I’m the guy who did it!😉
Argumentative people at Bluesky. If you post reply comments in a rude and contentious way, you are going to get blocked. Certainly by me, and quite likely by everyone here. If you want to act like a jerk, go post on X.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Argumentative people at Bluesky. If you post reply comments in a rude and contentious way, you are going to get blocked. Certainly by me, and quite likely by everyone here. If you want to act like a jerk, go post on X.
Conservatives would have been fascists from the beginning if they weren’t such cowards. Trump is the first guy to come along to give them the courage of their jail convictions.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Conservatives would have been fascists from the beginning if they weren’t such cowards. Trump is the first guy to come along to give them the courage of their jail convictions.
Until you tax the billionaires at a 90% rate, all of this is just talk. If the people don’t tax them at this rate, they will soon be enslaved and all of this will be moot. If they develop AI workers, they might just get rid of the 99% altogether. Of what use are you to them? The answer is None.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Until you tax the billionaires at a 90% rate, all of this is just talk. If the people don’t tax them at this rate, they will soon be enslaved and all of this will be moot. If they develop AI workers, they might just get rid of the 99% altogether. Of what use are you to them? The answer is None.
Joseph Welch in 1953: Have you no decency at long last?
All Republicans in 2025: No!
All Republicans in 2025: No!
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Joseph Welch in 1953: Have you no decency at long last?
All Republicans in 2025: No!
All Republicans in 2025: No!
Latvia means swamp water. Moscow means marshy river. Volga means the damp. Suomi means swamp. Everything in northeastern Europe is named after a marsh or a swamp, because that’s pretty much what’s up there.
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Latvia means swamp water. Moscow means marshy river. Volga means the damp. Suomi means swamp. Everything in northeastern Europe is named after a marsh or a swamp, because that’s pretty much what’s up there.
Richard Nixon (looking at Trump and MAGA from Wherever): Boy, that Southern Strategy worked like a charm, didn’t it?
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Richard Nixon (looking at Trump and MAGA from Wherever): Boy, that Southern Strategy worked like a charm, didn’t it?
A real Republican is a corrupt plutocrat In a country club. A newbie MAGA Republican is a racist rural slob.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A real Republican is a corrupt plutocrat In a country club. A newbie MAGA Republican is a racist rural slob.
Hispanic (in South Sudan): Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to vote for Trump?🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hispanic (in South Sudan): Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to vote for Trump?🤷♂️
Establishment Republican: I don’t get it. Who let all of these drunken brawling yahoos into our country club?
Billionaire: Oh, those hicks and rubes are MAGA. It’s distasteful, but we need them to win elections.
Establishment Republican: Well don’t give them any good hors d’oevres!
Billionaire: Oh, those hicks and rubes are MAGA. It’s distasteful, but we need them to win elections.
Establishment Republican: Well don’t give them any good hors d’oevres!
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Establishment Republican: I don’t get it. Who let all of these drunken brawling yahoos into our country club?
Billionaire: Oh, those hicks and rubes are MAGA. It’s distasteful, but we need them to win elections.
Establishment Republican: Well don’t give them any good hors d’oevres!
Billionaire: Oh, those hicks and rubes are MAGA. It’s distasteful, but we need them to win elections.
Establishment Republican: Well don’t give them any good hors d’oevres!
Trump: How do we get rid of Antifa?
Vance: We get rid of the American people.
Vance: We get rid of the American people.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump: How do we get rid of Antifa?
Vance: We get rid of the American people.
Vance: We get rid of the American people.
Ever since Ulysses S Grant, the Republican Party has been a bad party of robber barons. But after the Civil Rights Act, the solid Democrat South became the solid Republican South, and it also became the party of Racism and Jefferson Davis. Which part of this do the newly-born puppies not understand?
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ever since Ulysses S Grant, the Republican Party has been a bad party of robber barons. But after the Civil Rights Act, the solid Democrat South became the solid Republican South, and it also became the party of Racism and Jefferson Davis. Which part of this do the newly-born puppies not understand?
Maybe some of you here were born when this happened. The South was solid Democrat before LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act. Suddenly, as if by magic, it turned solid Republican. Why? Because half of the Democratic Party used to be Southern racist, and they switched parties. The G.O.P. Became Worse.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Maybe some of you here were born when this happened. The South was solid Democrat before LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act. Suddenly, as if by magic, it turned solid Republican. Why? Because half of the Democratic Party used to be Southern racist, and they switched parties. The G.O.P. Became Worse.
Frodo: Uncle, I am curious. What does your name mean?
Bilbo: I’m named after a scout of Marco and Blanco in the elder days. His name was Bialaba.
Frodo: That doesn’t sound Westron.
Bilbo: It’s from Rhunish Harfoot. It means “sword-hold.” (hefting Sting proudly) And not without relevance today!
Bilbo: I’m named after a scout of Marco and Blanco in the elder days. His name was Bialaba.
Frodo: That doesn’t sound Westron.
Bilbo: It’s from Rhunish Harfoot. It means “sword-hold.” (hefting Sting proudly) And not without relevance today!
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Frodo: Uncle, I am curious. What does your name mean?
Bilbo: I’m named after a scout of Marco and Blanco in the elder days. His name was Bialaba.
Frodo: That doesn’t sound Westron.
Bilbo: It’s from Rhunish Harfoot. It means “sword-hold.” (hefting Sting proudly) And not without relevance today!
Bilbo: I’m named after a scout of Marco and Blanco in the elder days. His name was Bialaba.
Frodo: That doesn’t sound Westron.
Bilbo: It’s from Rhunish Harfoot. It means “sword-hold.” (hefting Sting proudly) And not without relevance today!
Trump is not a real Republican. But that’s okay, because the MAGA people are not real Republicans either. They are the former Southern Democrats. And they are beginning to realize that Trump is a Yankee.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Trump is not a real Republican. But that’s okay, because the MAGA people are not real Republicans either. They are the former Southern Democrats. And they are beginning to realize that Trump is a Yankee.
Most of the people in Kaliningrad are ethnic Russians who have no interest in learning Prussian, the now extinct language of that area. Europe has 2 million Polish-speakers who live outside of Poland. If they move to Kaliningrad, it can become part of Poland. The Russians there can move to Smolensk.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Most of the people in Kaliningrad are ethnic Russians who have no interest in learning Prussian, the now extinct language of that area. Europe has 2 million Polish-speakers who live outside of Poland. If they move to Kaliningrad, it can become part of Poland. The Russians there can move to Smolensk.
The name Latvia means “swampy water” in Old Baltic. Likewise Latgale means “swampy border.” Lithuania means ”land of rain,” while the name of Estonia comes from the ancient Aesti tribe, whose name meant “the respected ones.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The name Latvia means “swampy water” in Old Baltic. Likewise Latgale means “swampy border.” Lithuania means ”land of rain,” while the name of Estonia comes from the ancient Aesti tribe, whose name meant “the respected ones.”
Melania’s Parents: Melania, we are very disappointed in you! What’s a Slovenian doing marrying a German?
Melania: Now wait just a minute! He’s half Scots too!
Melania’s Parents: Scots Schmots! What do we know from Scots!
Melania: Now wait just a minute! He’s half Scots too!
Melania’s Parents: Scots Schmots! What do we know from Scots!
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Melania’s Parents: Melania, we are very disappointed in you! What’s a Slovenian doing marrying a German?
Melania: Now wait just a minute! He’s half Scots too!
Melania’s Parents: Scots Schmots! What do we know from Scots!
Melania: Now wait just a minute! He’s half Scots too!
Melania’s Parents: Scots Schmots! What do we know from Scots!
Jesus (at the end of the world): Okay Donny, did you receive and aid the foreigner?
Trump: Um, maybe?
Trump: Um, maybe?
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jesus (at the end of the world): Okay Donny, did you receive and aid the foreigner?
Trump: Um, maybe?
Trump: Um, maybe?