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Aubergine Man
@alcoholaddict.bsky.social
[ PARODY ACC OF DAVE MILLER, I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH DirectDogman OR Scott Cawthon / MADE BY @saucequest31.bsky.social ]

TW: Cursing, Alcohol Abuse, and lots of queer chaos.
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Hello, Old Sport.
It's been quite some time, Old Sport.
September 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Been a long time, huh sportsie?
December 31, 2024 at 3:34 AM
// still pissed abt this
//Well I just lost the accounts of @saucequest31.bsky.social and @thebestsp33dster.bsky.social. Well that's just great /sarc
October 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
//Well I just lost the accounts of @saucequest31.bsky.social and @thebestsp33dster.bsky.social. Well that's just great /sarc
October 30, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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Welcome 情け深い ones. I am Pest, the beetle human.
これらの馬鹿はそれが来るのを決して見ないでしょう!
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October 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Reposted by Aubergine Man
THE SILLIESS!!!!!! (Still WIP)
October 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
// fnaf rp/parody acc starter pack go.bsky.app/6pis5Ae
Ask me to join if you're a FNAF RP/Parody acc character and I'll let you in
October 29, 2024 at 2:48 AM
// changes handle
October 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Real. I mean what?
October 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
ANYWAY! I'm going to get myself kebabs.
October 26, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I really should not drink that much wine next time
October 26, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Why the fuck am I in an alleyway.
I was not here yesterday old sport
October 26, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I'm stuck in fucking 2018
October 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Holy shit old sport I'm so hung over right now
October 26, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Reposted by Aubergine Man
There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. I've been waiting. . .
a video game character says " and someone like you wouldn 't care anyway "
ALT: a video game character says " and someone like you wouldn 't care anyway "
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October 26, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Never speak of him; if you want to be alive.
October 26, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Who the hell is this guy
October 26, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
October 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Aubergine Man
w h a t.
October 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Aubergine Man
Welcome to the Bikini Bottom News Station, your #1 news channel and account for the local town of Bikini Bottom!

// Bikini Bottom News Station Gimmick Account!!

Ran by boxboi.bsky.social
Spongebob News GIF
ALT: Spongebob News GIF
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October 25, 2024 at 11:45 PM
// ohr ight i should prolly start being ic again
October 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
// dave miller's tierlist of fnaf characters
October 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
// why does my autocorrect put "GAY" RIGHT AFTER "they are"
It knows me so well. . .
October 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Aubergine Man
Wow this old sport is tall!
October 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Wow this old sport is tall!
October 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM