Alexander Warn
@alexanderwarn.bsky.social
Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.
To borrow/appropriate from Bill Hicks...
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 AM
To borrow/appropriate from Bill Hicks...
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
"There's no connection! And you'd be a fool and a communist to make one."
I like Oseni.
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Owen Oseni goal secures Argyle victory over Wycombe
Oseni became the first player other than Lorent Tolaj to score for the Pilgrims since the end of September
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I like Oseni.
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
Yeah he's raw, but is comfortably ahead of Pepple.
And he's not alone in needing work in holding the ball up, I'd argue all three strikers need to be much better at it. Bustling runs are great, but every now and then just keep it. #pafc
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/footba...
When the respective John's of Entwistle and Deacon have played it, it's worth raiding the piggy bank.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
How experts uncovered The Who's guitar was also used by Queen
The Warwick Buzzard, played by John Deacon at the 1986 Montreux Pop Festival, could fetch £40,000.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When the respective John's of Entwistle and Deacon have played it, it's worth raiding the piggy bank.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
So far I think I've seen:
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So far I think I've seen:
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
5311
4411
442(ish)
Also - Cleverley moaning at an official on 8 mins.
Hazard trying to catch the ball when a Wycombe player was clearly beating him to it. #pafc
At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So...
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So...
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
"The only welfare state we wish to see is the continuing flow of funds from those with the least paying the most, to those paying the least and hogging the most.
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"The only welfare state we wish to see is the continuing flow of funds from those with the least paying the most, to those paying the least and hogging the most.
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
Screw you if your school didn't charge a fee, if you happen to have a chronic condition and/or empathy."
Doctor Who has been an expensive (indulgent?) exercise in fan-fiction for the past 20 years.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
‘The fans need something to believe in!’ Will this spin-off save Doctor Who?
‘The fans need something to believe in!’ Will this spin-off save Doctor Who?
The War Between the Land and the Sea may already have been given a rude nickname on fan forums, but does the latest addition to the Whoniverse hold the key to the future of the franchise?
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Doctor Who has been an expensive (indulgent?) exercise in fan-fiction for the past 20 years.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
Irregular scheduling, years off, galactic shark-jumping mini-seasons with an old Doctor brought back. Any wonder an audience feels fed-up?
The classic also started eating itself, time is circular it seems.
Near two-score cautions,
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
"I think it's important that I defend our team and our club for some of the decisions we have been on the wrong end of recently."
Argyle head coach Tom Cleverley on his call with the EFL's head of refereeing on Sunday. #pafc
Argyle head coach Tom Cleverley on his call with the EFL's head of refereeing on Sunday. #pafc
Tom Cleverley makes Argyle case to EFL head of refereeing
Argyle's head coach has been aggrieved with a number of recent refereeing decisions which have gone against his side
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Near two-score cautions,
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
Three red cards.
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
Touchline bans,
Misconduct charge.
Oh the doo-dah day!
#pafc
I hear the Devon FA is about to bestow a Peace Prize on me for once breaking up an argument on the touchline of a DJM game when I was a 17 year-old referee.
Better late than never ah?
Better late than never ah?
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I hear the Devon FA is about to bestow a Peace Prize on me for once breaking up an argument on the touchline of a DJM game when I was a 17 year-old referee.
Better late than never ah?
Better late than never ah?
iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
Would help if Cleverley took responsibility once.
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Would help if Cleverley took responsibility once.
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
He has a poor disciplinary record.
The team has poor discipline.
He always excuses himself. He's blamed players, recruitment and officials. Admit you set up wrong. Admit you're over complicating. Hold your hands up, you might improve. #pafc
I see the National Theatre is going for the price gouging that is "Dynamic Pricing".
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I see the National Theatre is going for the price gouging that is "Dynamic Pricing".
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
Despite considerable ACE funding, commercial backing, tours and stunt casting, watch those prices really only rise.
Maybe drop streaming in cinemas when local theatres are struggling? Might save you a few quid...
Not to worry, it's of enormous comfort that he's going to be here until January, be given the transfer window AND beyond regardless what the data says. #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not to worry, it's of enormous comfort that he's going to be here until January, be given the transfer window AND beyond regardless what the data says. #pafc
All very League One. Quality lasts a few minutes at best, then it's about efficient structure.
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
All very League One. Quality lasts a few minutes at best, then it's about efficient structure.
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
Why we've been caught out by how physical it is, having only been here a few seasons ago makes no sense. #pafc
The Old Boys all starting today.
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The Old Boys all starting today.
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Trying to work out if Cleverley's "In the last five games if you split it down into halves I have been really pleased with eight of them..."
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trying to work out if Cleverley's "In the last five games if you split it down into halves I have been really pleased with eight of them..."
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
... Is on a par with Fletcher only playing Chadwick because he's "Better at defending corners."
Adams insisting a 5-1 loss was close, is up there too. #pafc
I shall now rank the Hellraiser films:
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I shall now rank the Hellraiser films:
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.
Hellraiser (1987)
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Hellraiser 2
That is all.
Given the regimes buying up clubs and also becoming World Cup hosts without due process... The modern slaves used to build stadiums and those who lost/lose their freedom and lives... Infantino butt-kissing dictators...
I dunno, maybe Murderball?
I dunno, maybe Murderball?
The world is coming to the U.S, Canada and Mexico for the World Cup.
So at Friday's draw and through next summer, is it "soccer" or "football" or "fútbol"?
@henrybushnell.bsky.social gets varying takes from the organisers who represent the diverse selection of host cities.
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So at Friday's draw and through next summer, is it "soccer" or "football" or "fútbol"?
@henrybushnell.bsky.social gets varying takes from the organisers who represent the diverse selection of host cities.
🔗 nyti.ms/3KfMZ5L
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Given the regimes buying up clubs and also becoming World Cup hosts without due process... The modern slaves used to build stadiums and those who lost/lose their freedom and lives... Infantino butt-kissing dictators...
I dunno, maybe Murderball?
I dunno, maybe Murderball?
The arts is full of unpaid 'opportunities' but when leading organisations have them, many of us do.
When it comes to the question of "We want to understand your passion for applying?" the temptation to write "I'm fucking applying aren't I?" is great. That's all they should need to know.
When it comes to the question of "We want to understand your passion for applying?" the temptation to write "I'm fucking applying aren't I?" is great. That's all they should need to know.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The arts is full of unpaid 'opportunities' but when leading organisations have them, many of us do.
When it comes to the question of "We want to understand your passion for applying?" the temptation to write "I'm fucking applying aren't I?" is great. That's all they should need to know.
When it comes to the question of "We want to understand your passion for applying?" the temptation to write "I'm fucking applying aren't I?" is great. That's all they should need to know.
It's a minor miracle he's got double figures for us and now Tolaj goes on his little holiday. I assume a National Express trip to the Christmas markets of the Westcountry.
With him it looks like hard work to score. Without... 😬 #pafc
With him it looks like hard work to score. Without... 😬 #pafc
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's a minor miracle he's got double figures for us and now Tolaj goes on his little holiday. I assume a National Express trip to the Christmas markets of the Westcountry.
With him it looks like hard work to score. Without... 😬 #pafc
With him it looks like hard work to score. Without... 😬 #pafc
One step above a late pre-season game, which is where this competition really belongs.
Playing a 442, but one where no one seems to be allowed to overlap on the outside. Or go on the outside. #pafc
Playing a 442, but one where no one seems to be allowed to overlap on the outside. Or go on the outside. #pafc
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
One step above a late pre-season game, which is where this competition really belongs.
Playing a 442, but one where no one seems to be allowed to overlap on the outside. Or go on the outside. #pafc
Playing a 442, but one where no one seems to be allowed to overlap on the outside. Or go on the outside. #pafc
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Hillsborough disaster report live: bereaved and survivors angered as ‘no one will be held to account’
Hillsborough disaster report live: bereaved and survivors angered as ‘no one will be held to account’
Condemnation of system that ‘allows officers to simply walk away, retiring without consequence’
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Full report: 12 police officers would have faced gross misconduct cases
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Timeline: decades seeking justice and change
Margaret Aspinall, whose 18-year-old son James was one of the 97 people unlawfully killed, has criticised the lack of accountability.
I cannot accept or understand how 97 people can be unlawfully killed, the police can lie, and nobody is held accountable,” she says.
“I recognise that the IOPC and Operation Resolve have worked hard and some of these findings are strong. But it’s absolutely ridiculous that so few people have been accused of gross misconduct for the lies and cover-up we’ve had to fight for 36 years.” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Hillsborough disaster report live: bereaved and survivors angered as ‘no one will be held to account’
The team do have to do much better, but Clev has had excuses made for him be it injuries, the recruitment is wrong etc. No addressing his own inability to organise and especially to motivate.
If I were the squad, I'd feel further hung out to dry. Going to get uglier isn't it? #pafc
If I were the squad, I'd feel further hung out to dry. Going to get uglier isn't it? #pafc
Argyle TV - Plymouth Argyle Fans Forum Live Stream - Monday 1st December
YouTube video by Plymouth Argyle
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December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The team do have to do much better, but Clev has had excuses made for him be it injuries, the recruitment is wrong etc. No addressing his own inability to organise and especially to motivate.
If I were the squad, I'd feel further hung out to dry. Going to get uglier isn't it? #pafc
If I were the squad, I'd feel further hung out to dry. Going to get uglier isn't it? #pafc