Alexander Warn
@alexanderwarn.bsky.social
Actor, filmmaker and animator. Professional grotesque. Lamentations and surreal musings upon ones football team may occur.
Ian Holloway's
Peak this set-up with Norris tucked in, Shelley on a raiding overlap and Halmosi wide on the left. Capaldi behind him provided solid and lugubrious looking support. Halmosi was another well maned left winger... I mean, was it a pre-requisite? #pafc
Peak this set-up with Norris tucked in, Shelley on a raiding overlap and Halmosi wide on the left. Capaldi behind him provided solid and lugubrious looking support. Halmosi was another well maned left winger... I mean, was it a pre-requisite? #pafc
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ian Holloway's
Peak this set-up with Norris tucked in, Shelley on a raiding overlap and Halmosi wide on the left. Capaldi behind him provided solid and lugubrious looking support. Halmosi was another well maned left winger... I mean, was it a pre-requisite? #pafc
Peak this set-up with Norris tucked in, Shelley on a raiding overlap and Halmosi wide on the left. Capaldi behind him provided solid and lugubrious looking support. Halmosi was another well maned left winger... I mean, was it a pre-requisite? #pafc
Paul Sturrock's
With southpaw winger Phillips on the right and wide mid Hodges on the left. Connolly would bomb up the right as Buster cut in with a million spinaroonies. Left backs came and went.
Norris arriving as wide right mid offering best balance/combo and Connolly bombing on still. #pafc
With southpaw winger Phillips on the right and wide mid Hodges on the left. Connolly would bomb up the right as Buster cut in with a million spinaroonies. Left backs came and went.
Norris arriving as wide right mid offering best balance/combo and Connolly bombing on still. #pafc
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Paul Sturrock's
With southpaw winger Phillips on the right and wide mid Hodges on the left. Connolly would bomb up the right as Buster cut in with a million spinaroonies. Left backs came and went.
Norris arriving as wide right mid offering best balance/combo and Connolly bombing on still. #pafc
With southpaw winger Phillips on the right and wide mid Hodges on the left. Connolly would bomb up the right as Buster cut in with a million spinaroonies. Left backs came and went.
Norris arriving as wide right mid offering best balance/combo and Connolly bombing on still. #pafc
Kevin Hodges'
Within large bouts of 4th tier mediocrity, peak was Chris Hargreaves an old school left winger with flowing locks, Barlow on the right. Full backs came and went... That's it, nothing much happened, apart from the FA Cup run of 99/00 which needed 6 games to get to the 4th round. #pafc
Within large bouts of 4th tier mediocrity, peak was Chris Hargreaves an old school left winger with flowing locks, Barlow on the right. Full backs came and went... That's it, nothing much happened, apart from the FA Cup run of 99/00 which needed 6 games to get to the 4th round. #pafc
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Kevin Hodges'
Within large bouts of 4th tier mediocrity, peak was Chris Hargreaves an old school left winger with flowing locks, Barlow on the right. Full backs came and went... That's it, nothing much happened, apart from the FA Cup run of 99/00 which needed 6 games to get to the 4th round. #pafc
Within large bouts of 4th tier mediocrity, peak was Chris Hargreaves an old school left winger with flowing locks, Barlow on the right. Full backs came and went... That's it, nothing much happened, apart from the FA Cup run of 99/00 which needed 6 games to get to the 4th round. #pafc
Neil Warnock's
Tended to rely mostly on full backs. Williams on the left and Patterson on the right. Leadbitter and Barlow were wide mids in the main, both lacking the pace and athleticism of those behind them so would sit more narrow. Solid, not especially spectacular, but did a job. #pafc
Tended to rely mostly on full backs. Williams on the left and Patterson on the right. Leadbitter and Barlow were wide mids in the main, both lacking the pace and athleticism of those behind them so would sit more narrow. Solid, not especially spectacular, but did a job. #pafc
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Neil Warnock's
Tended to rely mostly on full backs. Williams on the left and Patterson on the right. Leadbitter and Barlow were wide mids in the main, both lacking the pace and athleticism of those behind them so would sit more narrow. Solid, not especially spectacular, but did a job. #pafc
Tended to rely mostly on full backs. Williams on the left and Patterson on the right. Leadbitter and Barlow were wide mids in the main, both lacking the pace and athleticism of those behind them so would sit more narrow. Solid, not especially spectacular, but did a job. #pafc
Peter Shilton's
Disciple of Clough unsurprisingly had a similar approach. Its peak had Dalton turning right backs inside out on the left, and a wide mid in Barlow or Skinner on the right with Patterson overlapping. In full cavalier gallop it was amazing, not remotely solid, but exciting. #pafc
Disciple of Clough unsurprisingly had a similar approach. Its peak had Dalton turning right backs inside out on the left, and a wide mid in Barlow or Skinner on the right with Patterson overlapping. In full cavalier gallop it was amazing, not remotely solid, but exciting. #pafc
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Peter Shilton's
Disciple of Clough unsurprisingly had a similar approach. Its peak had Dalton turning right backs inside out on the left, and a wide mid in Barlow or Skinner on the right with Patterson overlapping. In full cavalier gallop it was amazing, not remotely solid, but exciting. #pafc
Disciple of Clough unsurprisingly had a similar approach. Its peak had Dalton turning right backs inside out on the left, and a wide mid in Barlow or Skinner on the right with Patterson overlapping. In full cavalier gallop it was amazing, not remotely solid, but exciting. #pafc
At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So...
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
At this point I have no clue what is happening. I know these names, where they prefer to play... So...
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
I'm guessing two straight lines and Oseni on his own like an island in the middle of the Pacific.
Shuffle, side step,
Pass, pass, launch,
Throw in,
Side step, shuffle,
Ah bugger. #pafc
iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
iPlayer has this cracker - Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Telly Savalas guests as a Cossak.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
A fossilised ape man thaws out and causes mayhem on a train. Guests include a Polish spin on Tsar Nicholas and Princess Alexandra with their own personal Rasputin in tow.
The Old Boys all starting today.
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The Old Boys all starting today.
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Total number of appearances is over 1,500 and a combined 100 years on this planet.
Not one of them born before 1990... #pafc
Let us never forget that curious period when players moved to Northampton Town in the summer.
Carlo Corazzin in '98
Chris Hargreaves in '00
Paul McGregor in '01
Honourable mention... Hamidou Tangara in '00. Does anyone recall him? Because I sure as heck don't! Perennial third choice... #pafc
Carlo Corazzin in '98
Chris Hargreaves in '00
Paul McGregor in '01
Honourable mention... Hamidou Tangara in '00. Does anyone recall him? Because I sure as heck don't! Perennial third choice... #pafc
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Let us never forget that curious period when players moved to Northampton Town in the summer.
Carlo Corazzin in '98
Chris Hargreaves in '00
Paul McGregor in '01
Honourable mention... Hamidou Tangara in '00. Does anyone recall him? Because I sure as heck don't! Perennial third choice... #pafc
Carlo Corazzin in '98
Chris Hargreaves in '00
Paul McGregor in '01
Honourable mention... Hamidou Tangara in '00. Does anyone recall him? Because I sure as heck don't! Perennial third choice... #pafc
I've heard we've lined up some genuine Janner stalwarts for the job;
Angela Rippon - an old-school winger.
George Passmore - wingback but no word if Gilbert will join him.
Gus Honeybun - midfield enforcer. Served a 12 match ban for headbutting a ref on their birthday. #pafc
Angela Rippon - an old-school winger.
George Passmore - wingback but no word if Gilbert will join him.
Gus Honeybun - midfield enforcer. Served a 12 match ban for headbutting a ref on their birthday. #pafc
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I've heard we've lined up some genuine Janner stalwarts for the job;
Angela Rippon - an old-school winger.
George Passmore - wingback but no word if Gilbert will join him.
Gus Honeybun - midfield enforcer. Served a 12 match ban for headbutting a ref on their birthday. #pafc
Angela Rippon - an old-school winger.
George Passmore - wingback but no word if Gilbert will join him.
Gus Honeybun - midfield enforcer. Served a 12 match ban for headbutting a ref on their birthday. #pafc
It does when you go private for them as well 😬
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It does when you go private for them as well 😬
I'm starting to feel like Captain Willard in Apocalypse Now
"I don't see any method... At all"
So let's all scrunch our eyes up nice and tight and believe really, really, really hard it will all work out.
#pafc
"I don't see any method... At all"
So let's all scrunch our eyes up nice and tight and believe really, really, really hard it will all work out.
#pafc
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm starting to feel like Captain Willard in Apocalypse Now
"I don't see any method... At all"
So let's all scrunch our eyes up nice and tight and believe really, really, really hard it will all work out.
#pafc
"I don't see any method... At all"
So let's all scrunch our eyes up nice and tight and believe really, really, really hard it will all work out.
#pafc
Been listening to this bad boy - Innuendo by my boys Queen a fair amount again recently.
Because apart from say 4 of the 12 tracks being very skippable (at least to me), the rest either kick your ass, your brain or your heart.
The Grandville artwork is also stunning. #Queen #rock
Because apart from say 4 of the 12 tracks being very skippable (at least to me), the rest either kick your ass, your brain or your heart.
The Grandville artwork is also stunning. #Queen #rock
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Stick a fork in him, Cleverley is done. He has overseen 10 league defeats out of 15, can't even play for or fluke a draw. Continuing our "outthinking" crusade will mean this will be the cleverest descent into League Two ever recorded. Putting Joe Hatch into that was especially poor from him. #pafc
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Stick a fork in him, Cleverley is done. He has overseen 10 league defeats out of 15, can't even play for or fluke a draw. Continuing our "outthinking" crusade will mean this will be the cleverest descent into League Two ever recorded. Putting Joe Hatch into that was especially poor from him. #pafc
Let us celebrate the Argyle and Huddersfield connection with "They Barely Played for Both" #pafc
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Let us celebrate the Argyle and Huddersfield connection with "They Barely Played for Both" #pafc
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
Lukas Jutkiewicz (12 gms 0 gls)
Simon Church (9 gms, 1 gl)
Romoney Crichlow (9 gms, 1 gl)
Jason Puncheon (14 gms, 0 gls)
In a shot to nothing, this is what we produced. A new head coach is unlikely to make this fragile squad a strong force, but it's near impossible to argue Cleverley's presence in the dugout can continue any longer.
But do we trust the current structure to not repeat this error a 4th time? #pafc
But do we trust the current structure to not repeat this error a 4th time? #pafc
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In a shot to nothing, this is what we produced. A new head coach is unlikely to make this fragile squad a strong force, but it's near impossible to argue Cleverley's presence in the dugout can continue any longer.
But do we trust the current structure to not repeat this error a 4th time? #pafc
But do we trust the current structure to not repeat this error a 4th time? #pafc
Ah Wycombe Wanderers. The team that most sticks out in my mind is the latter part of O'Neill's reign. Thanks to them I got to meet the legend Cyrille Regis for the first time.
Here he is scoring his second at Argyle in a 2-2. A lost piece of football culture, seeing these players move down. #pafc
Here he is scoring his second at Argyle in a 2-2. A lost piece of football culture, seeing these players move down. #pafc
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Ah Wycombe Wanderers. The team that most sticks out in my mind is the latter part of O'Neill's reign. Thanks to them I got to meet the legend Cyrille Regis for the first time.
Here he is scoring his second at Argyle in a 2-2. A lost piece of football culture, seeing these players move down. #pafc
Here he is scoring his second at Argyle in a 2-2. A lost piece of football culture, seeing these players move down. #pafc
I remember being at uni when I heard he'd applied. Thought "Why the hell would he be talking to us?"
He was the first manager that really built something in my time. Made a squad that was a powerful machine at that level, able to play but also so physical. That first stint was the best ride. #pafc
He was the first manager that really built something in my time. Made a squad that was a powerful machine at that level, able to play but also so physical. That first stint was the best ride. #pafc
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I remember being at uni when I heard he'd applied. Thought "Why the hell would he be talking to us?"
He was the first manager that really built something in my time. Made a squad that was a powerful machine at that level, able to play but also so physical. That first stint was the best ride. #pafc
He was the first manager that really built something in my time. Made a squad that was a powerful machine at that level, able to play but also so physical. That first stint was the best ride. #pafc
Trick or ruuuuudy treat?
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Trick or ruuuuudy treat?
Is this potentially the longest "Vote of confidence" that's ever been written? Can't say I share their confidence Tom can improve things. #pafc
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Is this potentially the longest "Vote of confidence" that's ever been written? Can't say I share their confidence Tom can improve things. #pafc
Ooohhhh this winds me right up!!!
Yes we do need to return to the fundamentals. The basics need to be competent to stop this mess...
I'm referring to not putting big chunks of text in all capitals! Difficult to get through a small paragraph. They manage to do it on his name though. #pafc
Yes we do need to return to the fundamentals. The basics need to be competent to stop this mess...
I'm referring to not putting big chunks of text in all capitals! Difficult to get through a small paragraph. They manage to do it on his name though. #pafc
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ooohhhh this winds me right up!!!
Yes we do need to return to the fundamentals. The basics need to be competent to stop this mess...
I'm referring to not putting big chunks of text in all capitals! Difficult to get through a small paragraph. They manage to do it on his name though. #pafc
Yes we do need to return to the fundamentals. The basics need to be competent to stop this mess...
I'm referring to not putting big chunks of text in all capitals! Difficult to get through a small paragraph. They manage to do it on his name though. #pafc