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Alexa

@alexasilvers.bsky.social

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legal drug dealer, sports enthusiast, DF #3001 Www.kannakures.com

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Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 1h

What can I say, I know my worth 😂

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 1h

And I still stand by that decision. That drink stand was so far away and it was taking everything in me to not die of a hangover

I don’t know how much money it would’ve taken in that moment, but a grand wasn’t enough

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 1h

When I was 16, my family climbed a Mayan ruin in Mexico. It was 120 degrees and I was so hungover and dehydrated that I thought I may simply disintegrate at the top of that temple

When we got to the bottom, my dad, in all seriousness, offered me $1000 to go get him a bottle of water and I said no

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve had a migraine for two days and I just hit my head on a shelf in the exact spot I’ve had a migraine 😫

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

Ohhh I’m so hungover

I got some good news yesterday and celebrated a little too hard…it was still worth it though. I’m so happy ☺️

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

This is making me so nervous

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

NOOOOOO
I was about to dab a dollop of rosin and I dropped it on the carpet 😫

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno if the word you want to be called as a pitcher is “courageous”

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

Aww these lil players look tired

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

Ok no I spoke too soon 😂

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

Don’t be cryin’ about your fingers when you’re the one that bunted

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

That hunny p hit his hand first

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

Someone tell me why I agreed to play in a softball tournament tomorrow morning 😫

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

My college friend pulled out his gold Amex and then tried to mansplain finances and real estate to me like I don’t know ball…

Baby boy I was in this game while you were still trying to be a SoundCloud rapper

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 2d

I get a lot of “Hey Alexa” jokes when I introduce myself, but I’ve yet to hear, “hey Alexa, how many bitches can we fit in the Tesla?”

The day I get that response will be the day I meet my soulmate

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 3d

Thought about making a dating app profile, got Taco Bell instead #ganggang

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 3d

If the Stars win I’m getting Taco Bell

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 3d

OH WAIT

I can have him stop at my wholesale distributor and buy Geek Bars on my account so I don’t have to drive up there for my store (their shipping fee is $200 lol no)

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 3d

My friend is stopping to have dinner with me on his way back to Dallas from Tulsa tomorrow… I wonder if I can get him to stop at a Whole Foods in Tulsa and bring me some stuff

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 3d

My presence is a present, kiss my ass

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 4d

Luckily, that changes tonight at 7pm

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 4d

O. M. G.

I realized why I’ve been bitching so much recently.

I haven’t been yelling at sports on tv

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 4d

My current accountant is the best accountant I’ve ever dealt with. This man is having issues with his neck and back and keeps having surgery. Today he told me that he understands if I fire him

Dawg you aren’t getting fired until you’re dead

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 4d

Isiah Kiner-Falefa?!

Alexa @alexasilvers.bsky.social · 5d

I really thought I was onto something with my idea 😂

Which, I still think I was. It’s a better way to price bulk purchases, but it’s more work for me and my employees, and harder to explain to my customers

So lemme just go ahead and go back to square one 🤷🏻‍♀️