Alex Wagner
@alexcwagner.com
The trouble is, no matter how hard you try to be objective and unbiased, the unavoidable conclusion is that Trump is nightmarishly unqualified for office. So, what would be "centrist" in a sane world is now considered to be on the left. But, here we are.
Yeah, my reaction is pretty much the same as everyone else's. Why hasn't this already happened a long time ago?
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Yeah, my reaction is pretty much the same as everyone else's. Why hasn't this already happened a long time ago?
I don't know, it's nice to have a little warning so you can choose where to throw up
July 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't know, it's nice to have a little warning so you can choose where to throw up
God spared Trump's life because he didn't want to give the US the easy way out. We had to either come together and vote him out or learn a painful lesson. Personally, if I were God, I'd have struck him with lightning when he raised his fist for his dumb photo op.
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
God spared Trump's life because he didn't want to give the US the easy way out. We had to either come together and vote him out or learn a painful lesson. Personally, if I were God, I'd have struck him with lightning when he raised his fist for his dumb photo op.
He's not wrong about us being in a state of emergency, though. If you know what I mean. π©π€‘π
June 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He's not wrong about us being in a state of emergency, though. If you know what I mean. π©π€‘π
I guess I'm the only one here who thinks the person who was recording the cop was way too close and deserved to get pushed. And I'm no big fan of cops. There's nothing they could record from that distance that couldn't also have been recorded from two steps back.
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I guess I'm the only one here who thinks the person who was recording the cop was way too close and deserved to get pushed. And I'm no big fan of cops. There's nothing they could record from that distance that couldn't also have been recorded from two steps back.
Oh, sure. It's sort of a war of attrition. The rich can afford it, as long as they can drive the little guy out of business.
April 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Oh, sure. It's sort of a war of attrition. The rich can afford it, as long as they can drive the little guy out of business.
I just like that his last name is 'Fink.'
April 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just like that his last name is 'Fink.'
Hmmm. Why were the Germans so sanguine about it at first?
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
(Gary Jules singing)
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April 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hmmm. Why were the Germans so sanguine about it at first?
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
Hmmm. Why were the Germans so sanguine about it at first?
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
April 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hmmm. Why were the Germans so sanguine about it at first?
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
"I don't know if you guys are history buffs or not, but..." --Norm MacDonald
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
Be ready. It may come to this.
Be ready. It may come to this.
April 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
Be ready. It may come to this.
Be ready. It may come to this.
Raymond Burr? Wasn't that the guy who killed Alexander Hamilton? /joke
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Raymond Burr? Wasn't that the guy who killed Alexander Hamilton? /joke
I don't watch TV news anymore, but those whom I've asked say that there hasn't been much coverage of the April 5 protests.
The news media is complicit, people! I think we need to start targeting them. Hard.
The news media is complicit, people! I think we need to start targeting them. Hard.
April 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't watch TV news anymore, but those whom I've asked say that there hasn't been much coverage of the April 5 protests.
The news media is complicit, people! I think we need to start targeting them. Hard.
The news media is complicit, people! I think we need to start targeting them. Hard.
This would have been the end of any other presidency.
(But her emails!)
(But her emails!)
March 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This would have been the end of any other presidency.
(But her emails!)
(But her emails!)
I think the French should let us keep the statue, on condition that we repair the broken chains at her feet.
Well thatβs a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
March 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I think the French should let us keep the statue, on condition that we repair the broken chains at her feet.
They'll make it all back when the economy crashes and they buy up everything for pennies on the dollar. Same thing happened with the pandemic. On paper, they lost big, but they all ended up richer.
March 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They'll make it all back when the economy crashes and they buy up everything for pennies on the dollar. Same thing happened with the pandemic. On paper, they lost big, but they all ended up richer.
Norm approves.
i mean, this guy was a real jerk
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March 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Norm approves.
I've come to hate these fucking people more than Trump. Narcissistic assholes like him are a dime a dozen, but we never had to worry too much about them, because they can't rise to power without a lot of support. They are the ones to blame. Trump is just a tool. 3/3
March 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I've come to hate these fucking people more than Trump. Narcissistic assholes like him are a dime a dozen, but we never had to worry too much about them, because they can't rise to power without a lot of support. They are the ones to blame. Trump is just a tool. 3/3
Trump is the machine gun, and people like Musk and all the Republicans in congress are the chimps. They all fight each other for control, and it changes hands often, spraying bullets everywhere, dancing chaoticallty with the kickback. 2/
March 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump is the machine gun, and people like Musk and all the Republicans in congress are the chimps. They all fight each other for control, and it changes hands often, spraying bullets everywhere, dancing chaoticallty with the kickback. 2/
In "Better Call Saul," Chuck says, "Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun," and this is the way I've always felt about Trump with the Presidency. But lately, I've changed my mind. 1/
March 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In "Better Call Saul," Chuck says, "Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun," and this is the way I've always felt about Trump with the Presidency. But lately, I've changed my mind. 1/
Yeah, we'll probably only end up springing forward to 1942.
March 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yeah, we'll probably only end up springing forward to 1942.
Nope. Every accusation is a confession with those guys. And I don't think it's as hard as you think to rig the voting machines.
March 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nope. Every accusation is a confession with those guys. And I don't think it's as hard as you think to rig the voting machines.
Oh, fuck off. What was I supposed to do? The only thing I could think of, you could've come across the border and done yourself.
March 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh, fuck off. What was I supposed to do? The only thing I could think of, you could've come across the border and done yourself.
I still feel that there's a good chance that the election was rigged. Why would we lose all seven swing states, and only by barely enough to not trigger an automatic recount? I can't prove it, but it makes more sense than that all those people stayed home.
March 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I still feel that there's a good chance that the election was rigged. Why would we lose all seven swing states, and only by barely enough to not trigger an automatic recount? I can't prove it, but it makes more sense than that all those people stayed home.