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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · Feb 18

Check out my links n shit
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Alexia V.V.

Links to all my stuff

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axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 1d

PEDDLER: wojaks here. fine wojaks
HAGGLER: ho there goodman. have you soyjaks. i would buy a dozen
PEDDLER: fine soyjaks indeed. see you these. dollarcoin for the lot
HAGGLER: stale, these. they'll barely offend. quarter dollarcoin the gross
PEDDLER: half dollarcoin the dozen, sir. i can't go lower

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 17h

Tbh I pretty much always thought she made pretty overproduced hollow pop ballads. Idk if its the money that corrupts people nevcesarily - but the money definitely tends to reveal a person's true self. Hard to deny you dont care about climate change when your flight logs r right there

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 18h

Life is so much better when you dont have to listen to swifties arguing over whether or not their god in human flesh made a good mid album or a shit mid album every 2 years. I do not need to listen to it to know it's bad, it's kinda her whole thing - releasing generic bad stadium pop

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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · 22h

Skye is so right..

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 1d

"You could've went to finance, you went to Yale" dude this adam friedland episode is gonna go insane

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 1d

I need that skirt sb omfg

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 2d

wuppydances :3

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 3d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 2d

YAAAAAAAY YAYAYAYAYY

a small black dog is standing on its hind legs in a field .

ALT: a small black dog is standing on its hind legs in a field .

media.tenor.com

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 3d

Honk squeak

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 3d

PLSLSPSLSLSLSPSL OMFG

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 3d

Puppylove♡

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 4d

I've converted multiple people to Rick and Morty fans and at this point im like. If I show u the vat of acid episode and you still think the show is just "reddit mr meeseeks har har nihilism" shit then u r not media literate

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 4d

FIRE

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 4d

No fuckin way

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 4d

"Umm he has kids didnt u know"

Those same guys 4 fucking months ago: "Oh yeah Elon's totally using his kid as a human shield and a way to deflect all criticism"

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 4d

Cishet white guys talking abt Charlie Kirk: "its actually rlly mean and rude of *you people* specifically to say or act like that. He actually could have changed and you are being quite rude to him. He didn't deserve to die for his opinion that all trans ppl should die"

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 4d

Hiiiii

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 5d

Long live tha girlstache...

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 5d

U ever get so girl stinky that u smell urself and get ravenously horny

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 5d

Actually u can orientalize them a little because what the fuck is spätzle and why the fuck is sauerkraut

🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 5d

Imagine orientalizing fucking GERMANY bro cmon

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 5d

I lobe when ppl try and do that stuff cuz they just completely forget that u can make new words in German by just smashing other words together.
Yk.
Like we do in English.
Because English is a Germanic language.

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🐾ALEXIA🐶POM🍻PUPDAY🦴 @alexiavv.bsky.social · 5d

"German has a word for this thing that English doesnt!"

The word: homenkomputer

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