Alex Thee Scallion
@alextheescallion.bsky.social
Just doing my best to stay alive and hydrated.
📍Boston
📍Boston
–– imagine if john kasich had won the 2016 GOP primary and the general.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
–– imagine if john kasich had won the 2016 GOP primary and the general.
–– I do not know the muffin man, but assume he had a terrible day
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
–– I do not know the muffin man, but assume he had a terrible day
–– wake me up when there’s a slide that kills you 🥱
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
–– wake me up when there’s a slide that kills you 🥱
–– i had a creepy crawler maker and an easy bake oven. my parents must have thought i was a very confused little boy.
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
–– i had a creepy crawler maker and an easy bake oven. my parents must have thought i was a very confused little boy.
–– worst dancer at a gay club, best dancer at a straight wedding 😌
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
–– worst dancer at a gay club, best dancer at a straight wedding 😌
–– omg omg omg omg
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
–– omg omg omg omg
–– bought myself a ticket this morning to see Stevie Nicks tonight 🖤🕊️
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
–– bought myself a ticket this morning to see Stevie Nicks tonight 🖤🕊️
–– drafted a super fun first five years cube yesterday. Went 2-1 losing in the finals against a similar sick UR deck
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
–– drafted a super fun first five years cube yesterday. Went 2-1 losing in the finals against a similar sick UR deck
–– so when’s the next No Kings protest? there’s definitely a vibe shift happening
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
–– so when’s the next No Kings protest? there’s definitely a vibe shift happening
–– arm said hello
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
–– arm said hello
–– I’m very happy with what my life is, and with what my life isn’t.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
–– I’m very happy with what my life is, and with what my life isn’t.
–– the only way to clean your house is to throw everything in the spare bedroom.
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
–– the only way to clean your house is to throw everything in the spare bedroom.
–– only question is whether we call it Ancestral Wisdom or Accumulate Recall … 🤔
–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
–– only question is whether we call it Ancestral Wisdom or Accumulate Recall … 🤔
–– things happen!
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
–– things happen!
–– MSNBC just changed its name to MS Now. What does MS stand for exactly? Oddly and senselessly, Microsoft.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
–– MSNBC just changed its name to MS Now. What does MS stand for exactly? Oddly and senselessly, Microsoft.
–– aw baby lido 🥱
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
–– aw baby lido 🥱
–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
–– calling it now, this card will be very good in standard, and potentially banned.
–– it’s so obvious that greene is just trolling Trump. none of this is genuine, it’s just means to an end.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
–– it’s so obvious that greene is just trolling Trump. none of this is genuine, it’s just means to an end.
–– does the sheer amount of consumable content give anyone else anxiety? I have endless lists of movies, games, tv shows, books.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
–– does the sheer amount of consumable content give anyone else anxiety? I have endless lists of movies, games, tv shows, books.
–– the number of tv shows I’ve start but not finished is stressing me out
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
–– the number of tv shows I’ve start but not finished is stressing me out
–– making the spam texters regret it
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
–– making the spam texters regret it
–– just beat suikoden with the true ending and 😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
–– just beat suikoden with the true ending and 😭😭😭
–– all people in New Haven talk about is pizza. and I honestly don’t mind.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
–– all people in New Haven talk about is pizza. and I honestly don’t mind.
–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
–– excited to brew a UR lessons counterburn deck in standard when ATLA drops 💧🔥
–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
–– just logged off, anything happen in the news today?