Alex Thee Scallion
@alextheescallion.bsky.social
Just doing my best to stay alive and hydrated.
📍Boston
📍Boston
Also what is with this punctuation?! Big Boomer energy
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Also what is with this punctuation?! Big Boomer energy
Lemme know when you find out who yennifer is
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Lemme know when you find out who yennifer is
I’ll watch Keri Russel in anything
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’ll watch Keri Russel in anything
oh you’re thinking of death
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
oh you’re thinking of death
always will be in my book!
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
always will be in my book!
nothing is!
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
nothing is!
The people in my life 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The people in my life 🥰
It’s sooo good
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s sooo good
Third best decision in my life
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Third best decision in my life
They say 10 years is when you might start to need it. I’m on year 13. It’s not bad but I’m probably due
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They say 10 years is when you might start to need it. I’m on year 13. It’s not bad but I’m probably due
Yeah saved me from that fucking Kevin
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yeah saved me from that fucking Kevin
Queue an uptick in this gem:
“did you see my email?”
“nope!”
“did you see my email?”
“nope!”
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Queue an uptick in this gem:
“did you see my email?”
“nope!”
“did you see my email?”
“nope!”