Alex Weber
@alexwebercomedy.bsky.social
Stand Up Comedian. Geek. Every Day Blue Collar Minnesotan Dad
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Alex Weber
@alexwebercomedy.bsky.social
· Nov 14
RIP Catherine O'Ohara
I know you'll be in
HEAVEN!
I know you'll be in
HEAVEN!
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January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
RIP Catherine O'Ohara
I know you'll be in
HEAVEN!
I know you'll be in
HEAVEN!
We live in a world that's trying to create Batman villains.
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
We live in a world that's trying to create Batman villains.
Do you want Batman villains? This is how you get Batman villains!
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Do you want Batman villains? This is how you get Batman villains!
We raised over $300 for MIRAC this weekend! I am so thankful for all of the amazing people that help to make the LAN of 10,000 Games streams a success and a force for good!
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
We raised over $300 for MIRAC this weekend! I am so thankful for all of the amazing people that help to make the LAN of 10,000 Games streams a success and a force for good!
This weekend I am raising money for miracmn.com a boots on the ground, Minnesota charity that is fighting against the many injustices caused by ICE in Minnesota. I'll be streaming Saturday Night and Sunday Morning at twitch.tv/AlexWeberComedy
Donate at:
www.givemn.org/story/LANof10k
Donate at:
www.givemn.org/story/LANof10k
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
This weekend I am raising money for miracmn.com a boots on the ground, Minnesota charity that is fighting against the many injustices caused by ICE in Minnesota. I'll be streaming Saturday Night and Sunday Morning at twitch.tv/AlexWeberComedy
Donate at:
www.givemn.org/story/LANof10k
Donate at:
www.givemn.org/story/LANof10k
The LAN of 10,000 Games: Land of 3,000 ICEholes Charity Stream has a ring to it...
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The LAN of 10,000 Games: Land of 3,000 ICEholes Charity Stream has a ring to it...
History is doomed to repeat itself because those who crave power lack imagination.
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
History is doomed to repeat itself because those who crave power lack imagination.
Here's a conversation I had with my car while alone in my car:
The car infotainment screen said:
"Failed to establish wireless connection with phone."
Me, out loud:
"You can wirelessly connect your mouth to my...nutsack."
The car infotainment screen said:
"Failed to establish wireless connection with phone."
Me, out loud:
"You can wirelessly connect your mouth to my...nutsack."
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Here's a conversation I had with my car while alone in my car:
The car infotainment screen said:
"Failed to establish wireless connection with phone."
Me, out loud:
"You can wirelessly connect your mouth to my...nutsack."
The car infotainment screen said:
"Failed to establish wireless connection with phone."
Me, out loud:
"You can wirelessly connect your mouth to my...nutsack."
Played some Halo. Was the worst on my team. This guy hit me with a "Bruh"
In my youth, this person would have gotten a lesson in obscenity with a focus on their mother.
I abstained.
But if they respond, the gloves come off faster than their mother's clothes.
In my youth, this person would have gotten a lesson in obscenity with a focus on their mother.
I abstained.
But if they respond, the gloves come off faster than their mother's clothes.
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Played some Halo. Was the worst on my team. This guy hit me with a "Bruh"
In my youth, this person would have gotten a lesson in obscenity with a focus on their mother.
I abstained.
But if they respond, the gloves come off faster than their mother's clothes.
In my youth, this person would have gotten a lesson in obscenity with a focus on their mother.
I abstained.
But if they respond, the gloves come off faster than their mother's clothes.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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What do we do with the donations we receive? We take them to help Veterans and Active Military units!
In ten years, Stack Up has:
➡️ Shipped out 1,673 Supply Crates
➡️ Sent out 20,792 physical games
➡️ Distributed 258,131 digital games
➡️ Shipped 107 Vetrofit PCs
(1/3)
In ten years, Stack Up has:
➡️ Shipped out 1,673 Supply Crates
➡️ Sent out 20,792 physical games
➡️ Distributed 258,131 digital games
➡️ Shipped 107 Vetrofit PCs
(1/3)
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What do we do with the donations we receive? We take them to help Veterans and Active Military units!
In ten years, Stack Up has:
➡️ Shipped out 1,673 Supply Crates
➡️ Sent out 20,792 physical games
➡️ Distributed 258,131 digital games
➡️ Shipped 107 Vetrofit PCs
(1/3)
In ten years, Stack Up has:
➡️ Shipped out 1,673 Supply Crates
➡️ Sent out 20,792 physical games
➡️ Distributed 258,131 digital games
➡️ Shipped 107 Vetrofit PCs
(1/3)
Merry Mental Breakdown Season to all who celebrate
i 'm a mess and you 're watching my breakdown on a blue background
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November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Merry Mental Breakdown Season to all who celebrate
This cat was wishing me ill will
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This cat was wishing me ill will
Had a great show last night! Shared the stage with these killers!
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Had a great show last night! Shared the stage with these killers!
The bananas we have today aren't the same as they were 100 years ago. They were genetically modified to resist a disease that threatened to destroy all bananas.
For some reason the scientists also modified them to have the chemical composition of super glue when my toddler throws them on the floor.
For some reason the scientists also modified them to have the chemical composition of super glue when my toddler throws them on the floor.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The bananas we have today aren't the same as they were 100 years ago. They were genetically modified to resist a disease that threatened to destroy all bananas.
For some reason the scientists also modified them to have the chemical composition of super glue when my toddler throws them on the floor.
For some reason the scientists also modified them to have the chemical composition of super glue when my toddler throws them on the floor.
Growing up with a narcissistic parent isn't all bad.
I can tell a person's mood just by the tone of their voice.
I use this gift every day to fast forward through podcast ad reads with maximum efficiency.
Thanks dad!
I can tell a person's mood just by the tone of their voice.
I use this gift every day to fast forward through podcast ad reads with maximum efficiency.
Thanks dad!
a man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsor
ALT: a man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsor
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November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Growing up with a narcissistic parent isn't all bad.
I can tell a person's mood just by the tone of their voice.
I use this gift every day to fast forward through podcast ad reads with maximum efficiency.
Thanks dad!
I can tell a person's mood just by the tone of their voice.
I use this gift every day to fast forward through podcast ad reads with maximum efficiency.
Thanks dad!
UPS: We will have UPS Stores where people can bring packages they need shipped.
During the holidays the line will be out the door.
Me: So you'll have plenty of counter space for people to set their packages while they wait in line?
UPS: Fuck No! Learn to juggle, assholes
During the holidays the line will be out the door.
Me: So you'll have plenty of counter space for people to set their packages while they wait in line?
UPS: Fuck No! Learn to juggle, assholes
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
UPS: We will have UPS Stores where people can bring packages they need shipped.
During the holidays the line will be out the door.
Me: So you'll have plenty of counter space for people to set their packages while they wait in line?
UPS: Fuck No! Learn to juggle, assholes
During the holidays the line will be out the door.
Me: So you'll have plenty of counter space for people to set their packages while they wait in line?
UPS: Fuck No! Learn to juggle, assholes
All toilets should have built in cellular antennas
Hi,
Welcome to my Ted Talk
Hi,
Welcome to my Ted Talk
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
All toilets should have built in cellular antennas
Hi,
Welcome to my Ted Talk
Hi,
Welcome to my Ted Talk
Stayed home sick with Sonny today.
All he wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch Bluey.
I am now shamefully invested in #bluey lore.
All he wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch Bluey.
I am now shamefully invested in #bluey lore.
two cartoon dogs are sitting next to each other and the words unreal babe are on the bottom
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November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Stayed home sick with Sonny today.
All he wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch Bluey.
I am now shamefully invested in #bluey lore.
All he wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch Bluey.
I am now shamefully invested in #bluey lore.
Daycare diseases are next level. I've been sick before but now every two weeks I'm sick with something that I'm convinced will cause permanent damage. I demand to see the itinerary of every trip the other parents are taking. I'm pretty sure their kids are bringing in diseases from other continents.
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Daycare diseases are next level. I've been sick before but now every two weeks I'm sick with something that I'm convinced will cause permanent damage. I demand to see the itinerary of every trip the other parents are taking. I'm pretty sure their kids are bringing in diseases from other continents.
Can't wait for someone to mod Myles Mackenzie into Metroid Prime 1 then get sued by Nintendo for $20 million
HANDS-ON: "So far, Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t feel much like Metroid at all – and I’m worried."
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So far, Metroid Prime 4 doesn’t feel much like Metroid at all – and I’m worried | VGC
As a Metroid fan, Nintendo’s hands-on demo left me cold…
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November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Can't wait for someone to mod Myles Mackenzie into Metroid Prime 1 then get sued by Nintendo for $20 million
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM