Al Hatch
@alhatchauthor.bsky.social
Slice of life novel "Meltdown Expected" coming soon. Set over 3 decades from 80s, about punk rock, coding, philosophy, radicalisation, love, weakness, growing up. Also write poetry, songs and non-fiction. #actuallyaustistic #leftist #lgbtq ally UK he/him
"Trump does hilarious Sleepy Joe impression for 20 minutes - showing stamina of much younger man" - NYT, probably.
What say you, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?
What say you, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?
DEMENTIA ALERT- Trump gave his worst speech ever tonight. He was yelling, mispronouncing words and slurring. He was struggling to stay standing during the 18 minute rant. His tone was like a broken robot. He looked like shit. He spewed delusional lies. He won’t finish his term.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
"Trump does hilarious Sleepy Joe impression for 20 minutes - showing stamina of much younger man" - NYT, probably.
What say you, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?
What say you, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?
I worked in a UK school. After Brexit we cancelled all trips to the EU because there was so much red tape and so much risk involved (waiting months for visas to dribble in and some didn't arrive), and the Turing programme didn't help at all. This is fantastic news and a bargain. Mail can suck it.
It’s exactly this kind of dismal, prejudiced bollox from the Daily Mail that’s got us into the ruinous Brexit mess we’re in. What a moronic response to us rejoining Erasmus and all the benefits that brings. If they’re really worried about cost, they should push to cancel Brexit altogether.
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I worked in a UK school. After Brexit we cancelled all trips to the EU because there was so much red tape and so much risk involved (waiting months for visas to dribble in and some didn't arrive), and the Turing programme didn't help at all. This is fantastic news and a bargain. Mail can suck it.
Moisturise me!
I don't like a woman who's too complex.
But not too simple, either.
Something in the middle... Simplex!
But not too simple, either.
Something in the middle... Simplex!
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Moisturise me!
Does... does he think that South America was once part of... (The United States of) America?
1. A blockade is an act of war
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨
3. It’s always about oil.
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Does... does he think that South America was once part of... (The United States of) America?
Gone 400 years too soon. ☹️
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Gone 400 years too soon. ☹️
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The real reason for Brexit was to safeguard vast hidden, fortunes from EU tax laws.
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The real reason for Brexit was to safeguard vast hidden, fortunes from EU tax laws.
Nah, if you put "Designated Terrorist Organisations" in Title Case this makes the executions legal.
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December 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Nah, if you put "Designated Terrorist Organisations" in Title Case this makes the executions legal.
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Someone remind her the 9/11 attacks were perpetrated by Saudis, mostly. Y'know, Dump's best bud MBS's country.
A million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker.
This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.
This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Someone remind her the 9/11 attacks were perpetrated by Saudis, mostly. Y'know, Dump's best bud MBS's country.
Rob Reiner was the best of us. RIP.
An unapologetic ally through and through. Thank you, Rob Reiner. May you and Michele rest in power.
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Rob Reiner was the best of us. RIP.
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Russian / MAGA troll #BlockParty Go go go!
We've taken in more that 18 Trillion in just 10 months! Incredible.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Russian / MAGA troll #BlockParty Go go go!
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the hunger to be everything.
how we disappear chasing lives that aren’t ours.
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Wanted to make a longer post about the mass shooting at Brown and found this post about Sandy Hook from 2012 and how sad is it that I can literally copy paste the exact same post because gun violence has only gotten worse without federal legislation to stop the ~40K annual preventable gun deaths.😓
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wanted to make a longer post about the mass shooting at Brown and found this post about Sandy Hook from 2012 and how sad is it that I can literally copy paste the exact same post because gun violence has only gotten worse without federal legislation to stop the ~40K annual preventable gun deaths.😓
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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My god, the world has been truly fucked over, massively, in myriad ways, by a handful of mediocre white men. It's insane.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My god, the world has been truly fucked over, massively, in myriad ways, by a handful of mediocre white men. It's insane.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Why, sometimes the president does six impeachable things before breakfast!"
(with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
(with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Why, sometimes the president does six impeachable things before breakfast!"
(with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
(with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Finally watched Die Hard for the first time, I'm late 50s. Decent film, I can see why it was highly acclaimed. Always loved Bruce so not sure why I didn't bother before: the violence I guess, but it wasn't awful.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Finally watched Die Hard for the first time, I'm late 50s. Decent film, I can see why it was highly acclaimed. Always loved Bruce so not sure why I didn't bother before: the violence I guess, but it wasn't awful.
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Republicans *almost getting it* number #3,551,697......
Ted Cruz: "Jasmine Crockett said every Hispanic in Texas who voted for Trump has a slave mentality — Well, I happily voted for Trump"
Rafael with the self own
Rafael with the self own
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Republicans *almost getting it* number #3,551,697......