Ali A. Rizvi
@aliamjadrizvi.bsky.social
Pakistani-Canadian author of The Atheist Muslim (SMP/Macmillan). I don't take social media seriously. You shouldn’t either. Email [email protected]
ICE is most refreshing when it’s crushed
two husky dogs are laying in a blue bowl of ice
ALT: two husky dogs are laying in a blue bowl of ice
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ICE is most refreshing when it’s crushed
Reposted by Ali A. Rizvi
You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
February 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Happy Father’s Day to all dads. Sperm is awesome.
June 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy Father’s Day to all dads. Sperm is awesome.
One of them stabilized world markets. The other told us to inject bleach.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
May 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
One of them stabilized world markets. The other told us to inject bleach.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
This is like Einstein debating a pop tart.
It’s like quantum physics having a sit-down with a ham sandwich.
One guy brings decades of economic insights. The other brings ketchup.
Should be enlightening.
This is totally fair
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is totally fair
New definition of 4D chess:
1. Set the city on fire
2. Put out said fire
3. Say you saved the people
#HouseOfTards
1. Set the city on fire
2. Put out said fire
3. Say you saved the people
#HouseOfTards
April 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
New definition of 4D chess:
1. Set the city on fire
2. Put out said fire
3. Say you saved the people
#HouseOfTards
1. Set the city on fire
2. Put out said fire
3. Say you saved the people
#HouseOfTards
Remember the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about in a president was dementia?
April 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Remember the good ol’ days when the biggest thing we had to worry about in a president was dementia?
Can’t believe he actually said that 😳
April 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Can’t believe he actually said that 😳
Manufacturing returns to America.
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Manufacturing returns to America.
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
(Set to a Chinese soundtrack)
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I love Bluesky, but I have to admit there are times when I miss that other place
😂🤣
😂🤣
April 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I love Bluesky, but I have to admit there are times when I miss that other place
😂🤣
😂🤣
Reposted by Ali A. Rizvi
You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀
April 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀
Reposted by Ali A. Rizvi
April 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Immigrants taking American jobs
February 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Immigrants taking American jobs
I have to admit that I’m totally down with joining the US as a 51st state if we’re going back to plastic straws
February 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have to admit that I’m totally down with joining the US as a 51st state if we’re going back to plastic straws
You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
February 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged.
“As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”
People who are slamming Elon for this are being extremely denigrating to neurodivergent people like Hitler
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
People who are slamming Elon for this are being extremely denigrating to neurodivergent people like Hitler
Will soon be holding a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
Let me know if you can come.
Let me know if you can come.
January 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Will soon be holding a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
Let me know if you can come.
Let me know if you can come.
I wanna meet this guy
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
December 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I wanna meet this guy
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
(that’s “meet” with two Es)
Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.
They CAUGHT SANTA and he took them ALL OVER THE WORLD!
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
December 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
They CAUGHT SANTA and he took them ALL OVER THE WORLD!
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves!
Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?...
#merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld
The TIME Person of the Year should actually be Elon Musk.
Here’s why.
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Here’s why.
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December 12, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The TIME Person of the Year should actually be Elon Musk.
Here’s why.
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Here’s why.
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Brian Thompson was a human shield for a murderously corrupt private insurance industry that exploited its own customers for profit. Collateral damage is sadly an inevitable tragedy in any just war, but we all know where the real fault lies. Thoughts and prayers.
#LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare
#LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Brian Thompson was a human shield for a murderously corrupt private insurance industry that exploited its own customers for profit. Collateral damage is sadly an inevitable tragedy in any just war, but we all know where the real fault lies. Thoughts and prayers.
#LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare
#LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare
So when’s Assad going on Rogan
December 9, 2024 at 12:48 AM
So when’s Assad going on Rogan
December 7, 2024 at 3:44 PM
December 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
For those disturbed by the overwhelmingly positive reactions to the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, here's one way to understand it:
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December 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
For those disturbed by the overwhelmingly positive reactions to the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, here's one way to understand it:
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