Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick
@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days.
Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head.
Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
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Kash Patel's reaction to the breaking news:
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Kash Patel's reaction to the breaking news:
Will you be checking into a mental hospital?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Will you be checking into a mental hospital?
Well, the oil AND to distract everyone from the Epstein files.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well, the oil AND to distract everyone from the Epstein files.
HEROES ZEROES
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
HEROES ZEROES
Maybe Scott Bessent could see the truth if he opened his right eye.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Maybe Scott Bessent could see the truth if he opened his right eye.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
PREDICTION:
Donald Trump's Thanksgiving message to America is going to be the most vile, petty, juvenile, inappropriate, disgusting, dangerous, unhinged, insane, reprehensible, repugnant, ridiculous, downright regrettable things any U.S. President has ever said.
Until his Christmas message.
Donald Trump's Thanksgiving message to America is going to be the most vile, petty, juvenile, inappropriate, disgusting, dangerous, unhinged, insane, reprehensible, repugnant, ridiculous, downright regrettable things any U.S. President has ever said.
Until his Christmas message.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
PREDICTION:
Donald Trump's Thanksgiving message to America is going to be the most vile, petty, juvenile, inappropriate, disgusting, dangerous, unhinged, insane, reprehensible, repugnant, ridiculous, downright regrettable things any U.S. President has ever said.
Until his Christmas message.
Donald Trump's Thanksgiving message to America is going to be the most vile, petty, juvenile, inappropriate, disgusting, dangerous, unhinged, insane, reprehensible, repugnant, ridiculous, downright regrettable things any U.S. President has ever said.
Until his Christmas message.
What ever happened to that Trump / Bubba thing...did that just blow away?
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What ever happened to that Trump / Bubba thing...did that just blow away?
Am I the only one who's disgusted by the mere sight of billionaires?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Am I the only one who's disgusted by the mere sight of billionaires?
So you agree with Mark Kelly then?
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
So you agree with Mark Kelly then?
"I'm Robert F Kennedy Jr and I approve Trump's message."
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"I'm Robert F Kennedy Jr and I approve Trump's message."
If we're not elevating Alan Dershowitz, then why are we here? 😂
This Thanksgiving, ask everyone around the table what they are doing to elevate Alan Dershowitz.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If we're not elevating Alan Dershowitz, then why are we here? 😂
The Wizard of Oz will grant Donald Trump a heart and a brain before America ever sees the Epstein Files.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Wizard of Oz will grant Donald Trump a heart and a brain before America ever sees the Epstein Files.
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Mark Kelly is a veteran. He is an astronaut. He flew combat missions in the Gulf War. He is a naval officer. He was an honors student and has an advanced degree in aeronautical engineering. He is a devoted husband.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mark Kelly is a veteran. He is an astronaut. He flew combat missions in the Gulf War. He is a naval officer. He was an honors student and has an advanced degree in aeronautical engineering. He is a devoted husband.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
This is the same "Alan Dershowitz" Bari Weiss wants to "elevate."
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is the same "Alan Dershowitz" Bari Weiss wants to "elevate."
Don't worry, ya'll.
I'm sure Buckaroo Bondi and Cowboy Kash are on the case.
I'm sure Buckaroo Bondi and Cowboy Kash are on the case.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Don't worry, ya'll.
I'm sure Buckaroo Bondi and Cowboy Kash are on the case.
I'm sure Buckaroo Bondi and Cowboy Kash are on the case.
Is Chuck Grassley running as a member of the Whig party this time?
Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Is Chuck Grassley running as a member of the Whig party this time?
Mark Kelly is a veteran. He is an astronaut. He flew combat missions in the Gulf War. He is a naval officer. He was an honors student and has an advanced degree in aeronautical engineering. He is a devoted husband.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mark Kelly is a veteran. He is an astronaut. He flew combat missions in the Gulf War. He is a naval officer. He was an honors student and has an advanced degree in aeronautical engineering. He is a devoted husband.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
Donald Trump is not even in his league.
It's apples and oranges...literally.
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So, when are we going to see the Epstein files exactly?
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So, when are we going to see the Epstein files exactly?
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I'm coining a new phrase: "What a Grok of shit."
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm coining a new phrase: "What a Grok of shit."
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The White House treats Congress like garbage because that's how Donald Trump has always treated his so-called "friends."
Every person who's ever hitched their wagon to Trump is eventually thrown under the bus.
Don't any of these people read the newspaper?
Every person who's ever hitched their wagon to Trump is eventually thrown under the bus.
Don't any of these people read the newspaper?
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The White House treats Congress like garbage because that's how Donald Trump has always treated his so-called "friends."
Every person who's ever hitched their wagon to Trump is eventually thrown under the bus.
Don't any of these people read the newspaper?
Every person who's ever hitched their wagon to Trump is eventually thrown under the bus.
Don't any of these people read the newspaper?
I'll take "Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene" for $500, Alex.
She’s promoted QAnon, suggested 9/11 was an inside job, called school shootings “false flags,” and claimed the government can “control the weather.” And then there’s her call for a “national divorce” — literally advocating splitting the country into red and blue states.
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'll take "Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene" for $500, Alex.
The Trump-Space Continuum Theory
Can someone explain to me why it takes 30 days to release the Epstein files, when a few months ago they didn’t even exist?
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Trump-Space Continuum Theory