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Johnnybee
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I’m a sixty something guy with 20 odd years experience in medical ultrasound and 20 odd years experience in medical equipment sales with a large multinational corporation. I live happily on a small lake in eastern Ontario Canada with my wife and two dogs.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 16h
In today’s America everything is for sale, everything,
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 18h
Seems like a line in the sand kind of dare if you ask me.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 18h
Oh that’s priceless.
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
Alt: a cartoon of a chef throwing a kiss
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 18h
Openly bloviating about annexing two sovereign nations Greenland and Canada is kind of a strike against him one would think.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 21h
Six or seven big armed men required to illegally, brutally remove a small woman from her car.
Like it or not this is the America the world now sees.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 22h
Whilst Trump “struggles to achieve an unjust and violent transition from democracy to dictatorship.”
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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 1d
Happy Friyay, friends!

Hoping for a decent day.

Everyone stay safe out there!

Here's our giggle for the morning!

#SheShed
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 22h
When he leaves, if he leaves blanket pardons wash away all sins. (See January 6th)
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 22h
The only thing about it is how important it is that he didn’t receive the award.
Had he received the award it would have rendered the award worthless in many eyes.
The Nobel committee has preserved their credibility.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 22h
Bragging about ordering mass murders in the Caribbean, militarizing American cities, bombing Iran, talking about claiming ownership of Greenland, mocking and threatening annexation of Canada.
Other than those trivialities a pretty peaceful dude.
Maybe next year?
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 23h
Ugly on the inside
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23h
“I am just one person…this is an achievement of a whole society.”

María Corina Machado joins a long line of Nobel Peace Prize laureates who were awakened in the middle of the night to learn that the Nobel Committee was just minutes away from announcing their award.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 23h
Bravo
Well deserved and so humble.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 23h
What happened to MTG, body snatchers?
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
Just stop
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
Can the makers of Tylenol please sue the shit out of these mother fuckers?
Please
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
This alone should be cause to resort to the 25th amendment.
Make him name the right and describe what he did.
Either that or he’s out.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
Correlation/ causation
More people break their wrists in the summer than any other time of the year. More people eat ice-cream in the summer than any other time in the year.
Therefore, ice-cream causes broken wrists.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
I keep hearing people on the news saying “this is not who we are”.
You should all wake up because this is who you’ve become.
This is the America that world sees.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
Absolutely first class grovelling by Marco. He could teach a class in grovelling he’s such a magnificent groveller.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 1d
This is brilliant.
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d
Jimmy Kimmel returns with unfinished business over Trump’s birthday letter to Epstein
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
He’s clearly been told to stay in his lane and play dumb. Which comes naturally.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
PP, governance by mockery, lies and sarcasm. In other words, performative assholery.
Solutions? Never.
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Johnnybee @alicethewonderdog.bsky.social · 1d
Portland is just terrifying
Oh, the humanity