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Alison K
@alisonkconsults.bsky.social
Marketing and Pilates nerd. In love with folk who are putting good into the world. Queer 🌈 | Halifax 🇨🇦 | 💨 Fart Jokes | alisonkconsulting.com
It was a good time! We had to shimmy along icy sidewalks and drive a broken car.
February 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Will I get a dope paint job after? If so, add highlights with "Sigmar's Pearly Nasher" white, please.
January 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Never happy.

I love bed. I never want to get out of it.

But I threw out my back and now I feel stuck to the bed.

Anyone want to lend me their lower back for... a lifetime?
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ChatGPT lost its job to AI.

Not my joke but it's keeping me warm today and happy to share the warmth.
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And also some little reading program with paper and stickers and a chance to win a prize hhahahahah
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
6 inches, woah! That's awesome congrats! I like teaser now though I'm still not great. Something that 'clicked' was imagining my instructor was holding up my heels and for some reason that made me keep my legs more still.
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Those whishhhspy earsssssss
January 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now you got me reminiscing about bookmobiles! I am still in awe that one used to come where I grew up.
January 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Therapy has been a lifeline for me right now with all the awful things happening to communities. I say this in case you are overwhelmed with what's going on in the world and have the means: therapy will give you strength.
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Yay Pilates! What's your current fav exercises in the series, and which one is like your arch nemesis?

I LOVE open leg rocker, but neck pull is like it's my first day of practice every time.
January 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ok ok. Getting the hang of this interface!
January 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There's something kinda... nice about a new social account. Better make this first post count...

... farts are funny.
January 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM