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Alison K
@alisonkconsults.bsky.social
Marketing and Pilates nerd. In love with folk who are putting good into the world. Queer 🌈 | Halifax 🇨🇦 | 💨 Fart Jokes | alisonkconsulting.com
Never happy.

I love bed. I never want to get out of it.

But I threw out my back and now I feel stuck to the bed.

Anyone want to lend me their lower back for... a lifetime?
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ChatGPT lost its job to AI.

Not my joke but it's keeping me warm today and happy to share the warmth.
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Therapy has been a lifeline for me right now with all the awful things happening to communities. I say this in case you are overwhelmed with what's going on in the world and have the means: therapy will give you strength.
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ok ok. Getting the hang of this interface!
January 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There's something kinda... nice about a new social account. Better make this first post count...

... farts are funny.
January 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM