dylan clark
@alltimeworst.bsky.social
salim stoudamire appreciator
Looks like dog shit
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Looks like dog shit
What a loser
Trump announces he’s pulling the National Guard from Portland, LA, and Chicago but threatens that “We will come back, perhaps in a much different and stronger form, when crime begins to soar again - Only a question of time!”
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What a loser
Just found an autographed baseball in a box in my garage and after 40 minutes of internet research I finally figured out it was Tony Womack lol
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just found an autographed baseball in a box in my garage and after 40 minutes of internet research I finally figured out it was Tony Womack lol
If my kid was in a day care center, I would hope that they would have a "don't let in weird racist creeps with cameras demanding to see the children" policy
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If my kid was in a day care center, I would hope that they would have a "don't let in weird racist creeps with cameras demanding to see the children" policy
It's a guessing machine
The function of AI must not be to make the wealthiest people on Earth — Musk, Bezos, Ellison, Zuckerberg, Gates — even richer.
This revolutionary technology must benefit ALL of humanity, not just the privileged few who own it.
This revolutionary technology must benefit ALL of humanity, not just the privileged few who own it.
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's a guessing machine
Reposted by dylan clark
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Football coaches love settling for 50+ yard field goals for absolutely no reason
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Football coaches love settling for 50+ yard field goals for absolutely no reason
I don't know if ESPN is struggling or what but there are some really janky-ass commercials playing during this Monday night game. Weird life insurance, maga survivor equipment
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don't know if ESPN is struggling or what but there are some really janky-ass commercials playing during this Monday night game. Weird life insurance, maga survivor equipment
If I had Bijan Robinson on my team and I was already eliminated from the playoffs, I would simply go for it on 4th and 1.5 from midfield
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If I had Bijan Robinson on my team and I was already eliminated from the playoffs, I would simply go for it on 4th and 1.5 from midfield
Of all the blocked field goals, that was one of the Most Blocked field goals you'll ever see
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Of all the blocked field goals, that was one of the Most Blocked field goals you'll ever see
I ran a faster 400m than Bijan Robinson at Salpointe (because he did not run track and therefore did not have an official 400m time)
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I ran a faster 400m than Bijan Robinson at Salpointe (because he did not run track and therefore did not have an official 400m time)
Waited next to Royce Clayton at a car wash
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Waited next to Royce Clayton at a car wash
The guy who is about to win one of my fantasy leagues was outscored by his opponent by 712 points in the regular season lol. Honestly it rules
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The guy who is about to win one of my fantasy leagues was outscored by his opponent by 712 points in the regular season lol. Honestly it rules
"He has a sister named Ocean Landman who was a swimmer at Oregon State"
Well that is funny I admit
Well that is funny I admit
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"He has a sister named Ocean Landman who was a swimmer at Oregon State"
Well that is funny I admit
Well that is funny I admit
You can accumulate so much wealth and fame and positive press by simply being like the 7th worst Republican at any given time
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You can accumulate so much wealth and fame and positive press by simply being like the 7th worst Republican at any given time
Reposted by dylan clark
you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
I always associate this song with the days after Christmas. Anyway, it’s also beautiful.
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
YouTube video by StarsVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
The people who make this app should be in charge of like the EPA and social security and the Treasury and the DOD budget
‘It brings you closer to the natural world’: the rise of the Merlin birdsong identifying app
‘It brings you closer to the natural world’: the rise of the Merlin birdsong identifying app
Merlin has been trained to identify the songs of more than 1,300 bird species around the world
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The people who make this app should be in charge of like the EPA and social security and the Treasury and the DOD budget
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Originally published in Sarcastic Jerk Off Motion Monthly
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Originally published in Sarcastic Jerk Off Motion Monthly
🎵 Is the perfect place for shade and that's just how I feel 🎵
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
🎵 Is the perfect place for shade and that's just how I feel 🎵
This newspaper never met a war or a regime change it didn't like, no matter how stupid or illegal or murderous
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“If, as the Trump administration has laid out in its new National Security Strategy, there is to be a renewed focus in the Western Hemisphere, then restoring democracy in Venezuela must be a top priority,” Jimmy Story, a retired U.S. ambassador to Venezuela, writes.
“If, as the Trump administration has laid out in its new National Security Strategy, there is to be a renewed focus in the Western Hemisphere, then restoring democracy in Venezuela must be a top priority,” Jimmy Story, a retired U.S. ambassador to Venezuela, writes.
Opinion | This May Be Our Last Chance to Get It Right in Venezuela
For the past decade, every administration in Washington has said Venezuela represents an extraordinary threat to the United States.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This newspaper never met a war or a regime change it didn't like, no matter how stupid or illegal or murderous
The next attorney general needs to be like pathologically committed to throwing everyone responsible for this in jail, from the top all the way down to these turds at the bottom
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The next attorney general needs to be like pathologically committed to throwing everyone responsible for this in jail, from the top all the way down to these turds at the bottom
48, 15 and 15? In this economy?
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
48, 15 and 15? In this economy?