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Al
@almc.bsky.social
Cat parent, plant person, tea enthusiast & NHS cog. You're welcome to my terrible opinions. Ralph Wiggum is my spirit animal. #学习中文 (he/him)🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
See Duolingo is all about the useful phrases today.
January 19, 2026 at 8:27 AM
My thoughts this morning:

“Stupid Canadian wolf bird”
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
2016 vs 2026

I got closer to the camera and colder
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Not my house but I know my way round
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I just logged into the other place (to deactivate)

Good god 😳😬
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January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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me on a daily basis. 😭
June 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t dracula
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Do you think if we all collectively pretend America doesn't exist do you think it will just go away?
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
See a Fox?
Post a Fox
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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If I’m honest, I expected better from the FIFA Peace Prize winner.
January 3, 2026 at 9:40 AM
So far 2026 seems to be going as well as 2025 in terms of world peace.
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January 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
The OH is at his Christmas party today

Which means it’s the one day a year I get control of the tv remote 😁
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December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I have a playlist that I add any music I like to it. It’s a real mish mash.

It is now 202 hours long!

Maybe a time for a tidy up.
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Guess the window cleaner will not be coming today 🌧️ 💨😬
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I can’t get into the newest season of #Strangerthings

Watching I can’t look past the Zionism of Noah Schnapp and Brett Gelman.

Plus there is the elephant in the room called Madeline 👀
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I think today will be the day I am going to soft launch my work menti B ✨ ✌🏻
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
without downloading any new pics describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Whether it’s Tory or reform the man is just a joke.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’ve started a new thing where everytime I go upstairs I do 20 press ups.

Due to my terrible memory I do this more times than is necessary

I’d like a burial at sea please
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December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Put me out of my misery 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

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November 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Enjoying this midnight sun business

#Norway
June 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Seen on the London Underground today
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM