Siren
@almightysiren.bsky.social
You’re gonna love me.
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I NEED more people with peni to get vasectomies. I am BEGGING YOU.
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I NEED more people with peni to get vasectomies. I am BEGGING YOU.
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
I’m not having kids, but also, if you’re not trying to play my body like a piano, fill me with cum and then eat it out of me, what are we even doing? What are you bringing to my table that I can’t give myself?
Very genuinely, you can’t tell me to do shit, unless you can tell me what to do. I’ll do anything you want, if you can talk that good shit.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Very genuinely, you can’t tell me to do shit, unless you can tell me what to do. I’ll do anything you want, if you can talk that good shit.
Im so sad… everyone hates me… I hate me….
Bitch do your laundry All your black clothes are dirty You’re wearing yellow pants you hate and thin socks
Do your makeup, put in your piercings, whatever You are intelligent, loved, and people wanted your around Stand up
Bitch do your laundry All your black clothes are dirty You’re wearing yellow pants you hate and thin socks
Do your makeup, put in your piercings, whatever You are intelligent, loved, and people wanted your around Stand up
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Im so sad… everyone hates me… I hate me….
Bitch do your laundry All your black clothes are dirty You’re wearing yellow pants you hate and thin socks
Do your makeup, put in your piercings, whatever You are intelligent, loved, and people wanted your around Stand up
Bitch do your laundry All your black clothes are dirty You’re wearing yellow pants you hate and thin socks
Do your makeup, put in your piercings, whatever You are intelligent, loved, and people wanted your around Stand up
I saw one video about brine shrimp in a butter dish. It’s been two hours and now I want to get an aquarium and fill it with shrimp, plants, and snails.
Damn, it would be fun as hell.
Damn, it would be fun as hell.
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I saw one video about brine shrimp in a butter dish. It’s been two hours and now I want to get an aquarium and fill it with shrimp, plants, and snails.
Damn, it would be fun as hell.
Damn, it would be fun as hell.
I finished the cutest romance book I’ve ever read involving a corpse puppet, a cannibal, and two precious psychos. Onto the sequel. #butcherandblackbird #leatherandlark
#audiobooks
#audiobooks
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I finished the cutest romance book I’ve ever read involving a corpse puppet, a cannibal, and two precious psychos. Onto the sequel. #butcherandblackbird #leatherandlark
#audiobooks
#audiobooks
What kinda times wimey nonsense is happening in this movie? #inthetallgrass #movienight
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What kinda times wimey nonsense is happening in this movie? #inthetallgrass #movienight
So I’m watching #attack13 (40 min in) n I’m not sure what this movie is trying to make me feel. Cuz so far, I’m just getting bully bullying from the grave.
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So I’m watching #attack13 (40 min in) n I’m not sure what this movie is trying to make me feel. Cuz so far, I’m just getting bully bullying from the grave.
Just started Billionaire’s Bunker on Netflix. I ABSOLUTELY clocked the Vault tech vibes I love being right. #netflix #shows #thrillers
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just started Billionaire’s Bunker on Netflix. I ABSOLUTELY clocked the Vault tech vibes I love being right. #netflix #shows #thrillers
October 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You ever been That Bitch at something for so long that when someone questions your credentials, you feel like Steph Curry in that ad where someone asks him how to pronounce his name. It’s not their fault, they don’t know.
But at the same time… I DO this.
But at the same time… I DO this.
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You ever been That Bitch at something for so long that when someone questions your credentials, you feel like Steph Curry in that ad where someone asks him how to pronounce his name. It’s not their fault, they don’t know.
But at the same time… I DO this.
But at the same time… I DO this.
God damn it Enjin.
I don’t even like blondes. Now bring the (adult) team. I got a train for them to ride.
Choi Choo bitch.
I don’t even like blondes. Now bring the (adult) team. I got a train for them to ride.
Choi Choo bitch.
October 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
God damn it Enjin.
I don’t even like blondes. Now bring the (adult) team. I got a train for them to ride.
Choi Choo bitch.
I don’t even like blondes. Now bring the (adult) team. I got a train for them to ride.
Choi Choo bitch.
I JUST started “The Sadness”
This movie went from 0 to 100 in like ONE SECOND. GOD DAMN. #movienight #movies #horror #spookyseason #halloween
This movie went from 0 to 100 in like ONE SECOND. GOD DAMN. #movienight #movies #horror #spookyseason #halloween
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I JUST started “The Sadness”
This movie went from 0 to 100 in like ONE SECOND. GOD DAMN. #movienight #movies #horror #spookyseason #halloween
This movie went from 0 to 100 in like ONE SECOND. GOD DAMN. #movienight #movies #horror #spookyseason #halloween
Ya girl is makin meat buns. This is not a power I should have.
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ya girl is makin meat buns. This is not a power I should have.
Ayyy… what did Taylor do? #taylorswift #whatdidimiss
October 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ayyy… what did Taylor do? #taylorswift #whatdidimiss
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Cillian Murphy is “I don’t need to know what’s on your record, babe. I love you for who you are now” fine. His eyes so blue you could lose yourself to the Vast. I’d let that man eat crackers in my bed.
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Cillian Murphy is “I don’t need to know what’s on your record, babe. I love you for who you are now” fine. His eyes so blue you could lose yourself to the Vast. I’d let that man eat crackers in my bed.
Genuinely forgot 28 days later has full frontal male nudity in like the first five minutes. Also, how has this man been so fine for so long? #28dayslater #cillianmurphy #horror #movienight
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Genuinely forgot 28 days later has full frontal male nudity in like the first five minutes. Also, how has this man been so fine for so long? #28dayslater #cillianmurphy #horror #movienight
Spoiler free HIM reciew: Watch that shit.
Just rewatched HIM cuz I saw just after a flight n thought I missed giant chunks of it.
TURNS OUT, the movie is just that visually disjointed.
I’m not mad at it tho. It’s a fascinating way to tell a story, especially this one. #movie #review #horror #HIM
Just rewatched HIM cuz I saw just after a flight n thought I missed giant chunks of it.
TURNS OUT, the movie is just that visually disjointed.
I’m not mad at it tho. It’s a fascinating way to tell a story, especially this one. #movie #review #horror #HIM
September 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I started working toward 108 sub salutations last week. I’ve been walking around this week, wondering why everything seems further away. I’m standing all the way up now. So everything IS like 3 inches further away.
September 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I started working toward 108 sub salutations last week. I’ve been walking around this week, wondering why everything seems further away. I’m standing all the way up now. So everything IS like 3 inches further away.
I will make you endure if I have to reach into your chest and make your heart beat manually is exactly the kind of love I offer and love to receive. I’m a whiny bitch. Snatch me by the ankle and drag me over the glass of my emotions until we’re on solid ground. That’s what love looks like.
September 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I will make you endure if I have to reach into your chest and make your heart beat manually is exactly the kind of love I offer and love to receive. I’m a whiny bitch. Snatch me by the ankle and drag me over the glass of my emotions until we’re on solid ground. That’s what love looks like.
Know how we’re all lookin for THE vitamin? The one that you find out you’re lacking and fixes your problems? I HATE to say it. The gym bros are right. Creatine is that bitch, for me. Less anxiety, depression isn’t as bad, I’ve worked out for an hour a day every day this month without fail.
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Know how we’re all lookin for THE vitamin? The one that you find out you’re lacking and fixes your problems? I HATE to say it. The gym bros are right. Creatine is that bitch, for me. Less anxiety, depression isn’t as bad, I’ve worked out for an hour a day every day this month without fail.
Reminder to self: There’s no rule against #TikTok on the treadmill. No rule against #LADS on the stairmaster. There’s no rule against YouTube or movies on a stationary bike. You can even get a chapter of an audio book in on the drive to the gym. Use screens to your advantage. #fitness #cardio
September 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hate going to the gym. I love being fit tho. I also love spending money on hobbies and events. What to do? Tie spending money to fitness goals. Be unreasonable tho. 10 pushups = $1, Every 15 minute w/o is $1. My volume increases every other day cuz I got my eye on a coat that cost 2000 pushups
September 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I hate going to the gym. I love being fit tho. I also love spending money on hobbies and events. What to do? Tie spending money to fitness goals. Be unreasonable tho. 10 pushups = $1, Every 15 minute w/o is $1. My volume increases every other day cuz I got my eye on a coat that cost 2000 pushups