Alpaca Hair
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The “Jeffrey Epstein will save us” crowd sounds a lot like the “Mueller will save us” crowd.
The best part about cheesecake for dessert is that the leftovers can be used for breakfast.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The best part about cheesecake for dessert is that the leftovers can be used for breakfast.
In retrospect, Jimmy Carter emerged as the best President after World War II.
All he had to do to get that distinction was not commit crimes or treason.
All he had to do to get that distinction was not commit crimes or treason.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In retrospect, Jimmy Carter emerged as the best President after World War II.
All he had to do to get that distinction was not commit crimes or treason.
All he had to do to get that distinction was not commit crimes or treason.
To capitalism! The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
To capitalism! The cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
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The “Jeffrey Epstein will save us” crowd sounds a lot like the “Mueller will save us” crowd.
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The “Jeffrey Epstein will save us” crowd sounds a lot like the “Mueller will save us” crowd.
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Apparently Joe & Jill will ride with Trump & Melania to the Capitol tomorrow.
Either Trump is a threat to democracy, & guilty of an insurrection, or not.
I believe he is.
Biden claimed to believe he is, too. But Biden & many top Dems didn't actually believe it.
Otherwise, how to explain this?
Either Trump is a threat to democracy, & guilty of an insurrection, or not.
I believe he is.
Biden claimed to believe he is, too. But Biden & many top Dems didn't actually believe it.
Otherwise, how to explain this?
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Apparently Joe & Jill will ride with Trump & Melania to the Capitol tomorrow.
Either Trump is a threat to democracy, & guilty of an insurrection, or not.
I believe he is.
Biden claimed to believe he is, too. But Biden & many top Dems didn't actually believe it.
Otherwise, how to explain this?
Either Trump is a threat to democracy, & guilty of an insurrection, or not.
I believe he is.
Biden claimed to believe he is, too. But Biden & many top Dems didn't actually believe it.
Otherwise, how to explain this?
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Jasmine Crockett will not win the Democratic primary in Texas. Her support of Israel will doom her candidacy.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jasmine Crockett will not win the Democratic primary in Texas. Her support of Israel will doom her candidacy.
Remember when, at the beginning of the year, significant portions of Los Angeles were permanently destroyed by wildfires? That was weird.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Remember when, at the beginning of the year, significant portions of Los Angeles were permanently destroyed by wildfires? That was weird.
You know that humans are predicted to go extinct if the global temperature rises by 4°C?
4°C is guaranteed by 2080.
4°C is guaranteed by 2080.
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You know that humans are predicted to go extinct if the global temperature rises by 4°C?
4°C is guaranteed by 2080.
4°C is guaranteed by 2080.
Why are bathroom attendants a thing? What a weird ass job.
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why are bathroom attendants a thing? What a weird ass job.
George W. Bush was a terrible president and is a terrible man. He should be in prison.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
George W. Bush was a terrible president and is a terrible man. He should be in prison.
Does anyone remember when Apple Vision was supposed to change the world?
a man wearing a virtual reality headset looks at something
ALT: a man wearing a virtual reality headset looks at something
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Does anyone remember when Apple Vision was supposed to change the world?
Going no contact with a family abuser puts narcissists in their rightful place, at the bottom of the social hierarchy.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Going no contact with a family abuser puts narcissists in their rightful place, at the bottom of the social hierarchy.
AI is a word guessing program. The end.
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
AI is a word guessing program. The end.
Next year’s pumpkin seeds are planted via me throwing the old decorative pumpkins in an empty-ish part of my yard.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Next year’s pumpkin seeds are planted via me throwing the old decorative pumpkins in an empty-ish part of my yard.
New gift idea: we get baby boomers to sign up for a service where they think they’re getting pen pals, but they’re actually pen-palling with a therapist.
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
New gift idea: we get baby boomers to sign up for a service where they think they’re getting pen pals, but they’re actually pen-palling with a therapist.
I guess the retailers did t get the memo that Black Friday was canceled this year.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I guess the retailers did t get the memo that Black Friday was canceled this year.
Traditions are social pressures from dead people.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Traditions are social pressures from dead people.
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Gen Z: You’ve never experienced a massive recession caused by an incompetent Republican administration.
As an elder millennial, let me be the first to tell you—you’ll never financially recover, but the music will be incredible.
As an elder millennial, let me be the first to tell you—you’ll never financially recover, but the music will be incredible.
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Gen Z: You’ve never experienced a massive recession caused by an incompetent Republican administration.
As an elder millennial, let me be the first to tell you—you’ll never financially recover, but the music will be incredible.
As an elder millennial, let me be the first to tell you—you’ll never financially recover, but the music will be incredible.
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How it feels waking up in America in 2025
February 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How it feels waking up in America in 2025
Tesla prices depreciate rapidly, making them the new taxi cars.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tesla prices depreciate rapidly, making them the new taxi cars.
Due to a severe water shortage, Tehran, the capital of Iran, has mandated the evacuation of its 9 million residents.
Among the US cities, I predict Las Vegas will be the first to experience such a situation.
Among the US cities, I predict Las Vegas will be the first to experience such a situation.
”If it doesn’t rain in Tehran by late November, we’ll have to [formally] ration water. And if it still doesn’t rain, we’ll have to evacuate Tehran.”
Tehran is running out of water. The situation is so dire that Iran's president is insisting that the capital city must relocate.
Tehran is running out of water. The situation is so dire that Iran's president is insisting that the capital city must relocate.
Iran's capital must relocate due to dire water situation, president insists
Tehran's troubles are a red flag for thirsty cities around the globe.
www.motherjones.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Due to a severe water shortage, Tehran, the capital of Iran, has mandated the evacuation of its 9 million residents.
Among the US cities, I predict Las Vegas will be the first to experience such a situation.
Among the US cities, I predict Las Vegas will be the first to experience such a situation.