Beth
@alphabeths0up.bsky.social
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✨The people’s princess✨ Writer/Reader. Willing to talk about ships, volcanoes, or cell theory. Le críonnacht agus le misneach.
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when bro starts bragging about how he has more electrons so you lowkey gotta oxidize him
Doing a buddy read this week 🩷
This has been such a slow reading year for me. I feel like I stumbled into slump after slump. But my besties have me covered!
Diva to diva, highly recommend wearing under eye masks while crying. It will change your life. Eye puffiness who?

In other news I love Interview With a Vampire. No notes.
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Brigid's Bee
National Botanical Garden
Dublin, Ireland
May 2023

Bee's have historically been considered sacred in Ireland, messengers of the goddess Brigid and able to pass between realms.

#BlueskySkyArtShow #Spring #Bee #Flower #Botanical #Sacred #Nature #Photography #Ireland #EastCoastKin
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I do like shrieking loudly and announcing terrible news though, so im going for bean sídhe I think

(banshee for you uneducated peasants)
Don’t you ever make me relate to santa ever again
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok”
Magic 8 balls are right there?? Like??
Sorry death was simply never an option for you honeydumplin. You’re stuck with us and our daily shenanigans.
This girl was the absolute love of my life and my best friend and everyone should know about her and how kind, radically accepting, hilarious, and brilliant she was💜 RIP Kati Doll.
Camera pans to you gooning because 7 ate 9
I stayed calling you a virgin mathboy
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Dear author who's deleting, rewriting, and inserting whole sentences during the proofreading stage:

If you wanted the text to say something completely different, why didn't you write it that way the first time?

#AmEditing
Oh, yeah! While we’re here! Columbus had a small, crooked dick and I’m glad he’s dead!

💛✨
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NSFW? You mean OSHA should get involved?
I love movie time though!!!
They say you should embrace your inner-child but legit this is what mine looks like. Idk just consider your audience before you give advice is all I’m sayin’.
I flipped a coin and vote adoptable!
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19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
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Read Banned Books, says the little kitty. 📚 ❤️ 🐈