Alpha Christ
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Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood will have eternal life and a rock hard erection.
The #Trump #BoardOfPeace is the realization of a live action version of the Legion of Doom.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The #Trump #BoardOfPeace is the realization of a live action version of the Legion of Doom.
OK I get it now. The "Following" feed is the stuff I care about, and the "Discover" feed is #Russian propagandists and #MAGA idiots having a circle jerk. #EatMyWafer
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 AM
OK I get it now. The "Following" feed is the stuff I care about, and the "Discover" feed is #Russian propagandists and #MAGA idiots having a circle jerk. #EatMyWafer
The first man who ate a lobster REALLY hated his wife's cooking.
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The first man who ate a lobster REALLY hated his wife's cooking.
What the fuck happened to #BrendanFraser?
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
What the fuck happened to #BrendanFraser?
You don't send #ICE to #Minnesota to investigate daycare subsidy fraud. You send accountants and audit books. That's how #Trump was convicted of fraud. We all know #ICE is his goon squad stoking fear. Don't be afraid. Be angry.
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You don't send #ICE to #Minnesota to investigate daycare subsidy fraud. You send accountants and audit books. That's how #Trump was convicted of fraud. We all know #ICE is his goon squad stoking fear. Don't be afraid. Be angry.
Imagine walking next door and taking your neighbors' house. They can live there but have to take your name and pay you. You dig up their yard looking for gold. You put a McDonald's in their driveway. You say it's all to protect you from your other neighbor.
That's the #Trump claim on #Greenland
That's the #Trump claim on #Greenland
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Imagine walking next door and taking your neighbors' house. They can live there but have to take your name and pay you. You dig up their yard looking for gold. You put a McDonald's in their driveway. You say it's all to protect you from your other neighbor.
That's the #Trump claim on #Greenland
That's the #Trump claim on #Greenland
#Trump is "locked and loaded" to attack #Iran if they kill protesters, but #Russia can shoot missiles at #Ukranian women and children. What a self-serving dick bag. #EatMyWafer
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
#Trump is "locked and loaded" to attack #Iran if they kill protesters, but #Russia can shoot missiles at #Ukranian women and children. What a self-serving dick bag. #EatMyWafer
Yes, #God is real and he's a man. With a long beard. And a dick and balls. And shredded abs. And he's hot. #EatMyWafer
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yes, #God is real and he's a man. With a long beard. And a dick and balls. And shredded abs. And he's hot. #EatMyWafer
It’s really not a big deal that the #Bondi #DOJ is redacting mentions of #Trump and removing photos of him from the #Epstein files. Not suspicious at all. Just making it easier for everyone to review. We should thank them. #PedoProtection
December 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It’s really not a big deal that the #Bondi #DOJ is redacting mentions of #Trump and removing photos of him from the #Epstein files. Not suspicious at all. Just making it easier for everyone to review. We should thank them. #PedoProtection
The #TrumpAddress was basically a video of his tweet rants from the last month... like a Jedi mind trick where the Jedi yells at you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The #TrumpAddress was basically a video of his tweet rants from the last month... like a Jedi mind trick where the Jedi yells at you.
Affordability is a Democrat lie. Pay outpaces inflation. Next year will be great. Soldiers get $1776. Drugs 600% cheaper at trumperx.gov. Tariffs are great. Better healthcare. Housing will be shocking. Illegals are taking jobs. Illegals are leaving. I love minors. I once kissed Ivanka with tongue.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Affordability is a Democrat lie. Pay outpaces inflation. Next year will be great. Soldiers get $1776. Drugs 600% cheaper at trumperx.gov. Tariffs are great. Better healthcare. Housing will be shocking. Illegals are taking jobs. Illegals are leaving. I love minors. I once kissed Ivanka with tongue.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Remember that Christ loves you... mainly because I know nothing about you. You're probably a dickbag. #EatMyWafer
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Remember that Christ loves you... mainly because I know nothing about you. You're probably a dickbag. #EatMyWafer
It‘s actually very common for people to get large bruises from shaking hands because dementia medication IVs get in the way.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It‘s actually very common for people to get large bruises from shaking hands because dementia medication IVs get in the way.
In 2023 the State Dept switched documents to Calibri saying it was a more accessible font for people with disabilities. Under #Trump and #Rubio people with disabilities can go fuck themselves.
www.reuters.com/world/us/rub...
www.reuters.com/world/us/rub...
Rubio stages font coup: Times New Roman ousts Calibri
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Tuesday ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor Antony Blinken's decision to adopt Calibri ...
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December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In 2023 the State Dept switched documents to Calibri saying it was a more accessible font for people with disabilities. Under #Trump and #Rubio people with disabilities can go fuck themselves.
www.reuters.com/world/us/rub...
www.reuters.com/world/us/rub...
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Some #MAGA dipshit fucktard vandalized a rainbow bridge created by #GirlScouts for people mourning their dead pets, because they thought it was for #LGBTQ people.
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From the Reno community on Reddit: The Biggest Little Rainbow Bridge at Crissie Caughlin park has already been vandalized, less than a week after the grand opening.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Some #MAGA dipshit fucktard vandalized a rainbow bridge created by #GirlScouts for people mourning their dead pets, because they thought it was for #LGBTQ people.
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We already have perfectly good words for these nose mining ass clowns.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We already have perfectly good words for these nose mining ass clowns.
Something about this just feels right.
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Trump Family Dragged After Promise Of 'Trump Mobile' Phones 'Made In The USA' Goes Up In Flames
Is anyone surprised?
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November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Something about this just feels right.
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