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Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood will have eternal life and a rock hard erection.
I think he means historic opacity.
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The #Trump #BoardOfPeace is the realization of a live action version of the Legion of Doom.
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 AM
What the fuck happened to #BrendanFraser?
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The #TrumpAddress was basically a video of his tweet rants from the last month... like a Jedi mind trick where the Jedi yells at you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Affordability is a Democrat lie. Pay outpaces inflation. Next year will be great. Soldiers get $1776. Drugs 600% cheaper at trumperx.gov. Tariffs are great. Better healthcare. Housing will be shocking. Illegals are taking jobs. Illegals are leaving. I love minors. I once kissed Ivanka with tongue.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Only idiots vote for #MAGA and #Trump. Don't be an idiot.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And on the sixth day Dad created #MAGA #pussies who need fake #FIFA awards.
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We already have perfectly good words for these nose mining ass clowns.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hey #MAGA dipshits how is that #Trump Mobile phone working out? Maybe you'll actually get your phone after Don Jr. finishes "powdering" his nose. With cocaine. He's snorting cocaine. #EatMyWafer
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sometimes you just want a Bubba Burger.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Another day, another Mar-a-Lago dinner party for MAGA supporters with lavish food, ice sculptures, and an opera performance, while #Trump continues to withhold SNAP funding from families and children. Shall they eat cake?
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Trust your savior: #Trump was absolutely on the ballot.
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The douchebag dictator withholding SNAP benefits is hard at work building the $300M #epstein ballroom and renovating the Lincoln bathroom in gaudy designer marble. You know, because fuck the children and fuck you too. #maga #winning
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If your neighbor disagrees with your politics, they are not your enemy. They are not evil. My children, those who behave like that spoiled rich orange dickbag will not inherit my Kingdom. #eatmywafer
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM