Alpine
@alpinepnw.bsky.social
Hardcore FFXIV player, fantasy reader, anime watcher. Formerly rhythm games and fighting games. Massive sucker for cute things that make me warm and fuzzy inside.
I'M LATE BECAUSE I WAS PARTYING BUT GO HAWKS FUCK YEAH SUPER BOWL AAAAAAAAA
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I'M LATE BECAUSE I WAS PARTYING BUT GO HAWKS FUCK YEAH SUPER BOWL AAAAAAAAA
I spent this week clearing the various Blue Prince hard modes/challenges. They were really fun! Curse mode was by far the hardest, then Day 1, then Dare mode was the easiest. Next is to fill out the trophy case with the two odd trophies I never got. Thoughts on each mode in thread >>
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I spent this week clearing the various Blue Prince hard modes/challenges. They were really fun! Curse mode was by far the hardest, then Day 1, then Dare mode was the easiest. Next is to fill out the trophy case with the two odd trophies I never got. Thoughts on each mode in thread >>
I finished blind progging Heavyweight Savage yesterday! Clear VODs here:
- M9S: youtu.be/5unIxELIyYU
- M10S: youtu.be/vvzPpYRDlRE
- M11S: youtu.be/a_Scs5dXZtE
- M12SP1: youtu.be/c8_cBKWsiU0
- M12SP2: youtu.be/USGlZbADTTU
Overall, blind experience wasn't great, but M12 was awesome. Details below >
- M9S: youtu.be/5unIxELIyYU
- M10S: youtu.be/vvzPpYRDlRE
- M11S: youtu.be/a_Scs5dXZtE
- M12SP1: youtu.be/c8_cBKWsiU0
- M12SP2: youtu.be/USGlZbADTTU
Overall, blind experience wasn't great, but M12 was awesome. Details below >
AAC Heavyweight M1 (Savage) - RDM POV
YouTube video by AlpinePNW
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I finished blind progging Heavyweight Savage yesterday! Clear VODs here:
- M9S: youtu.be/5unIxELIyYU
- M10S: youtu.be/vvzPpYRDlRE
- M11S: youtu.be/a_Scs5dXZtE
- M12SP1: youtu.be/c8_cBKWsiU0
- M12SP2: youtu.be/USGlZbADTTU
Overall, blind experience wasn't great, but M12 was awesome. Details below >
- M9S: youtu.be/5unIxELIyYU
- M10S: youtu.be/vvzPpYRDlRE
- M11S: youtu.be/a_Scs5dXZtE
- M12SP1: youtu.be/c8_cBKWsiU0
- M12SP2: youtu.be/USGlZbADTTU
Overall, blind experience wasn't great, but M12 was awesome. Details below >
I...may have made a mistake introducing my brother to MTG. He's spent about $2k per month for the last three months on packs/boxes/bundles and hoo boy that is not sounding healthy
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I...may have made a mistake introducing my brother to MTG. He's spent about $2k per month for the last three months on packs/boxes/bundles and hoo boy that is not sounding healthy
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
New SDVX is neat, but admittedly my interest is pretty low. The game has been thriving at my local R1 for many years now, and while that's awesome, it also meant that I was only getting to play a few credits per visit, which eventually turned me off of going...
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
New SDVX is neat, but admittedly my interest is pretty low. The game has been thriving at my local R1 for many years now, and while that's awesome, it also meant that I was only getting to play a few credits per visit, which eventually turned me off of going...
FF Tactics is still incredible and I'm glad it got a decent remaster, love this game so much.
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
FF Tactics is still incredible and I'm glad it got a decent remaster, love this game so much.
I've been playing MtG for about 5 weeks, and Standard for about 3, so getting to Mythic this early in my Magic career feels like something I can be really proud of--even if I have a long way to go before I can claim to be a competitive player!
August 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've been playing MtG for about 5 weeks, and Standard for about 3, so getting to Mythic this early in my Magic career feels like something I can be really proud of--even if I have a long way to go before I can claim to be a competitive player!
163 games of Standard later...
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
163 games of Standard later...
I started playing MtG recently and yay first draft trophy
July 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I started playing MtG recently and yay first draft trophy
I'm pretty deep into Blue Prince and WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PUZZLES
June 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm pretty deep into Blue Prince and WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PUZZLES
i cannot collect these coupons
June 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i cannot collect these coupons
Back from Japan! Can't post my weeb goods haul because it's too embarrassing but it takes up an entire kitchen counter so yeah that was a lucrative trip lmao. Didn't find any good Symphogear merch, unfortunately.
May 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Back from Japan! Can't post my weeb goods haul because it's too embarrassing but it takes up an entire kitchen counter so yeah that was a lucrative trip lmao. Didn't find any good Symphogear merch, unfortunately.
"hey how's prog going"
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"hey how's prog going"
I really liked the Summer Pockets visual novel. I don't want to watch the Summer Pockets anime because it's probably going to be bad. I don't know how long I can hold out. help
March 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I really liked the Summer Pockets visual novel. I don't want to watch the Summer Pockets anime because it's probably going to be bad. I don't know how long I can hold out. help
I can't stop grinning with all the new stuff celebrating Eureka Seven's 20th anniversary--it's still my favorite anime of all time. E7 getting attention makes me a happy man.
March 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can't stop grinning with all the new stuff celebrating Eureka Seven's 20th anniversary--it's still my favorite anime of all time. E7 getting attention makes me a happy man.
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Well Mr. Majima, in order to answer this question, we'd have to go all the way back to 1999 when a man by the name of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka created the website Something Awful...
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well Mr. Majima, in order to answer this question, we'd have to go all the way back to 1999 when a man by the name of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka created the website Something Awful...
I'm having a guest stay over soon and discovering all the places in my apartment that I forgot could be dirty is like trying to patch every security hole against an attacker who would be mildly disappointed if he found any
March 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm having a guest stay over soon and discovering all the places in my apartment that I forgot could be dirty is like trying to patch every security hole against an attacker who would be mildly disappointed if he found any
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Dare anyone who doesn't know what this is to guess what this show's about.
alright, now that the one minute limit is gone...
UNLEASH THE STROGANOFF
UNLEASH THE STROGANOFF
March 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dare anyone who doesn't know what this is to guess what this show's about.
PREDICTING THE 2025 FORMULA 1 SEASON USING OCARINA OF TIME RANDOMIZER
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
PREDICTING THE 2025 FORMULA 1 SEASON USING OCARINA OF TIME RANDOMIZER
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Sub-3 hour no logic run let's gooooooooooooooo
February 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sub-3 hour no logic run let's gooooooooooooooo
