Alpine
@alpinepnw.bsky.social
Hardcore FFXIV player, fantasy reader, anime watcher. Formerly rhythm games and fighting games. Massive sucker for cute things that make me warm and fuzzy inside.
I...may have made a mistake introducing my brother to MTG. He's spent about $2k per month for the last three months on packs/boxes/bundles and hoo boy that is not sounding healthy
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I...may have made a mistake introducing my brother to MTG. He's spent about $2k per month for the last three months on packs/boxes/bundles and hoo boy that is not sounding healthy
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
New SDVX is neat, but admittedly my interest is pretty low. The game has been thriving at my local R1 for many years now, and while that's awesome, it also meant that I was only getting to play a few credits per visit, which eventually turned me off of going...
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
New SDVX is neat, but admittedly my interest is pretty low. The game has been thriving at my local R1 for many years now, and while that's awesome, it also meant that I was only getting to play a few credits per visit, which eventually turned me off of going...
FF Tactics is still incredible and I'm glad it got a decent remaster, love this game so much.
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
FF Tactics is still incredible and I'm glad it got a decent remaster, love this game so much.
I've been playing MtG for about 5 weeks, and Standard for about 3, so getting to Mythic this early in my Magic career feels like something I can be really proud of--even if I have a long way to go before I can claim to be a competitive player!
August 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've been playing MtG for about 5 weeks, and Standard for about 3, so getting to Mythic this early in my Magic career feels like something I can be really proud of--even if I have a long way to go before I can claim to be a competitive player!
163 games of Standard later...
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
163 games of Standard later...
I started playing MtG recently and yay first draft trophy
July 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I started playing MtG recently and yay first draft trophy
I'm pretty deep into Blue Prince and WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PUZZLES
June 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm pretty deep into Blue Prince and WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PUZZLES
i cannot collect these coupons
June 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i cannot collect these coupons
Back from Japan! Can't post my weeb goods haul because it's too embarrassing but it takes up an entire kitchen counter so yeah that was a lucrative trip lmao. Didn't find any good Symphogear merch, unfortunately.
May 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Back from Japan! Can't post my weeb goods haul because it's too embarrassing but it takes up an entire kitchen counter so yeah that was a lucrative trip lmao. Didn't find any good Symphogear merch, unfortunately.
"hey how's prog going"
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"hey how's prog going"
I really liked the Summer Pockets visual novel. I don't want to watch the Summer Pockets anime because it's probably going to be bad. I don't know how long I can hold out. help
March 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I really liked the Summer Pockets visual novel. I don't want to watch the Summer Pockets anime because it's probably going to be bad. I don't know how long I can hold out. help
I can't stop grinning with all the new stuff celebrating Eureka Seven's 20th anniversary--it's still my favorite anime of all time. E7 getting attention makes me a happy man.
March 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I can't stop grinning with all the new stuff celebrating Eureka Seven's 20th anniversary--it's still my favorite anime of all time. E7 getting attention makes me a happy man.
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Well Mr. Majima, in order to answer this question, we'd have to go all the way back to 1999 when a man by the name of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka created the website Something Awful...
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Well Mr. Majima, in order to answer this question, we'd have to go all the way back to 1999 when a man by the name of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka created the website Something Awful...
I'm having a guest stay over soon and discovering all the places in my apartment that I forgot could be dirty is like trying to patch every security hole against an attacker who would be mildly disappointed if he found any
March 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm having a guest stay over soon and discovering all the places in my apartment that I forgot could be dirty is like trying to patch every security hole against an attacker who would be mildly disappointed if he found any
PREDICTING THE 2025 FORMULA 1 SEASON USING OCARINA OF TIME RANDOMIZER
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
PREDICTING THE 2025 FORMULA 1 SEASON USING OCARINA OF TIME RANDOMIZER
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
Divination is a fickle art, and all good practitioners know that its effectiveness scales with how arbitrary the divining measure is. I strive for utmost accuracy. So I ran an OoTR seed for all 20 drivers. Guaranteed accurate! 1/
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Sub-3 hour no logic run let's gooooooooooooooo
February 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sub-3 hour no logic run let's gooooooooooooooo
The PBs keep coming!
(I don't think it's a coincidence that the first time I found Lullaby in *six seeds* the run went really fast)
(I don't think it's a coincidence that the first time I found Lullaby in *six seeds* the run went really fast)
February 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The PBs keep coming!
(I don't think it's a coincidence that the first time I found Lullaby in *six seeds* the run went really fast)
(I don't think it's a coincidence that the first time I found Lullaby in *six seeds* the run went really fast)
There are only two constants in my seeds: Sheik having a Wallet for me at Burning Kak, and never finding Lullaby
February 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
There are only two constants in my seeds: Sheik having a Wallet for me at Burning Kak, and never finding Lullaby